I take it that the herbs and potions aren't working
Are you suggesting that the royal court homeopath is not doing his job?
oh fucking lol it's pancreatic cancer?
it'd be so funny if england went straight from the oldest queen ever to a monarch dying every other year
At this rate our comrades won't have to kill any of the royals themselves, they'll do it for them!
It will be even funnier if it turns out that that that Rose Cholmondeley whatever's first kid was actually William's, he marries her to legitimize the bastard after Kate gets 
'd and the Poms start a whole new war of succession
Charles' coffin is being paraded into the Abbey and suddenly Rains of Castamere starts playing.
Parasitic lich Liz had to drain the life expectancy of every future royal for the next 200 years to get as old as she did, this is the natural consequence
two royals having cancer at the same time? has putin finally perfected his cancer gun?
Secret agent will not stop until the royal line has been put in the ground.
Putin perfecting the cancer gun and only using it on a 90 year old inbred monarch is a good bit
It's Moscow Syndrome
How many days will the country shut down for this time?
1 minute of optional silence
They should shut it down forever until we can figure out what the hell is going on in Britain
Bro is gonna die before the new banknotes even enter circulation.
The crabs are ready.
They gonna fling his plague corpse into Russia?
:
die binch
Death to America
Death to the UK too
I thought latest fad was to lock yourself in your tesla and drive in to your ranch lake but maybe its just an amerikkkan thing
lmao
"work of the royal family"
Standing at a fancy garden party for 45 minutes to say hello to rich pedophiles. That's their job
you forgot refusing royal assent for laws that cut into their earnings
The job of the royals is to show up at fancy and respectable events and go "oh well isn't this interesting and important". That and to invite the richest pedophiles in the land to private hunting parties.
Can't he just jump to Thames himself and save everyone that hassle?
hey wait a minute...
29 March
Phew, all's good 
Bankrupt yourselves with serial billion dollar funerals and crownings yessss hahaha
From the longest reigning monarch to not making it a full year...
At least this is likely to be the beginning of the end of the "royal family" mattering
this is how my crusader kings games always go. 5 octogenarians until one 16 yo takes the throne. repeat.
I had one dude being caliph of most of the map live to 104, next one was his great-great-grandson or something like that and he was like 5. He spent next 40 years explaining his 10 granduncles that they cannot be caliph instead of caliph.
I actually feel a little sorry for him. Pancreatic will fuck you up so fast you barely have time to process your death. Of course, he'll get the best conceivable care while ordinary people, even ordinary rich people, get far less or next to nothing.
He COULD receive the best care possible. But he's just rubbing herbal remedies on his body and calling it a day.
King CharLes
I guess this guy will have a shorter reign than Edward VII.
Send it! Let's fucking goooooo!
I wish him a swift end to his suffering.
(but take Rishi down with you)
not gonna make it, eh?
To be fair these things are planned years or decades in advance. They kind of have to be with all the people who are supposed to be involved in it.
Prince Charles is probably not going to last very long though.
Hahahaha
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