Didn't they admit that this was made up? Deeply unserious imperialist propaganda

How come no one is talking about the elite North Korean assassination Unit 80085 making my wife divorce me and take the kids?

Isn't it just a week or something ago that they released a study that concluded Havana syndrome to be bullshit?

Evil Putler fucked up my brain with a commie sci-fi raygun!

It's amazing they still stick to this QAnon level conspiracy theory. It's ridiculous the moment you give it even the tiniest amount of thought.

one time I was doing sex to a woman with big boobs and I was doing it really good when Russian super spies used their brain rays on me and it made me think about my dad's balls and then I shidded and farted all over the back seat of my mom's teal 1992 Ford Escort Wagon.

can't wait for my six figure media "expert" sinecure to start.

My parents were watching the same special lmao.

It was funny when they sprinkled in a couple of sentences about "well there's no real evidence from the medical establishment" and then cutting back to national security guys going "nah it's definitely real even though we have no proof"

It really bothered me they didn't even say the sentence "psychosomatic illness". Also all the glossing over about what exactly the FBI were doing abroad (CIA goes abroad, not FBI supposedly)

If I was a Russian or Chinese diplomat I would go to a toy store and buy a space gun with flashing lights that goes "pew-pew". I would bring it to embassy parties and point it at Americans while laughing.

Havin' a couple of beers syndrome

I heard a few minutes of it. They had someone who experienced it, and went on on how they figured it must be some enemy act immediately.

No, honey, you have surprise neurological symptoms, you go to the fucking hospital. Once they've figured out for sure that you're having an active stroke, then you can call the spooks.

It seems like building a billion-rouble Death Ray Lite^TM^ and blasting rays to incapicate embassy staff is an awfully scattershot and Rube Goldberg solution for a problem that could be solved by setting up, say, an "auto accident" or "robbery breakin" to put a vital staffer out of commission.

broke: havana syndrome is real

woke: havana syndrome isn't real

bespoke: it sucks that havana syndrome isn't real

Death to America

My shitty conspiracy theory on Havana syndrome is that some CIA dickhead got super hungover and they had to make bullshit up to cover their ass and some higher up drank the kool aid for funding purposes.

This is so fucking stupid. I love that in libs minds, cold war geopolitics are unchanged and Russia and Cuba are bffs to the point Cuba will let them experiment with unknown weapons on government officials. Insane.

Havana Club Syndrom

This is still a valid topic amongst Serious People wearing Pants and Ties? Are the normies okay?

CBS 60 Minutes: Havana Syndrome mystery continues as a lead military investigator says bar for proof was set impossibly high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COWTBEl1rRc

They’re still on that shit? I thought it was acknowledged as obvious bullshit and just swept under the rug a while ago.

Having all those blue and red squiggles running through your head can't be good for your health.

Cuban mind rays made me unable to find the clitoris

Why are we talking about this bs again? Are they running out of ammo to support their power projection around the globe?

Any american working against Cuba deserves it and they get my unmitigated full throated support. If it's a russian weapon I do not care. Why would I give a damn where the weapon comes from? Idiots. There are american weapons being used by cool people elsewhere probably I don't automatically hate them just cause I hate america I just question their judgement in weaponry.

This website, "The Insider", totally looks like some fed stuff. No masthead, no owners or editors listed anywhere, but an acknowledgement that they are funded by several EU grants. Also, they've literally got an international list of enemies titles "Fakesperts", which is comically incongruent with a serious journalistic outlet both in tone and in its violation of journalistic standards.

Of course the BBC is now running with this shit too

"gee, i wonder if they'll ever admit biden has dementia"

If Russia has scifi weaponry why haven't they used it in Ukraine?

How does one escape the USA as a naturalized citizen.

Will mexico ever be allowed to join brics or would that become a Cuba situation?

We went to Canada for a bit and omg it's just as bad about Nazis/conservative dribble

This is just another "claim" like every other claim. Pure speculation based on feelings. I imagine we'll never hear the end of it. They'll rotate between Cuba, Russia, China, and North Korea as the perpetrators (sometimes claiming they're all involved at once via technology sharing).

I stg there’s more evidence that Morgellans is real than this shit.

Havana Syndrome 2

They're REALLY hanging onto that healthcare.