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The adults in the room are making the hard descions to support genocide smuglord checkmate kiddo

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[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

philosophical disagreement

this person has never once had politics touch their life

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man it is really entertaining to watch libs freak out over how bad a candidate Biden is.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not looking forward to the hogs squealing for joy at our big wet boy being back but I will enjoy seeing the libs cry all the crocodilian tears they couldn't spare for the children of Palestine

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 year ago

Oh, November 12th, I'mma sit there smugging at these Anglo dogs like "Man, this is more tears than y'all cried for the Gaza Strip!"

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How can these rubes actually think he's the "best president"? You can sell these libs anything at this rate.

[–] davel@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

And why are Lemmitors always 100% certain that Hexbears are children (when they don’t think we’re bots)?

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Because you must be a child if you disagree with the Adults In The Room(tm)

[–] axont@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Liberals think all political distinction comes from ignorance or being misinformed. They think liberalism is correct like how gravity is correct. In our case we appear to be purposefully misinformed and so liberal brains interpret that as immaturity.

[–] davel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Thank you for the distillation, comrade.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the average hexbear user was a Bernie fan in 2016, and was first politically aware during the Obama era, if not earlier. We just have enough younger people here to stop us from going full yells-at-cloud

[–] davel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m old enough to join AARP ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

American Association of Revolutionary Proletarians? anakin-padme-2

[–] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

pulls out calipers

Its the libertarian ridge right here, points to forehead of subject, that indicates how likely it is that a self professed liberal will immediately default to visualizing a participant in a conversation as "child".

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They were actual children during the last presidency. It also takes some hindsight to see how truly bad an administration is. I turned on Obama after his first term, but it wasn't until he was out that I really saw how bad he was, and how good they were at marketing

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

possibly the best I can recall

This is a fucking child

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

You can also tell its a child because they refer to all of us as children

[–] davel@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

As a mod, when a two day old post is still going strong: 9 more replies → chomsky-yes-honey

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

The adults in the room fuckin love genocide and that's why I have never and will never listen to the adults in the room

I'm looking at the United States of America and i'm begging its citizens to burn it down.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Made a milquetoaste criticism of the
USA in the thread

im-doing-my-part

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

tHe fReEdOmS

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The adults in the room during the Korean War: unhinged bloodthirsty racism

[–] princeofsin@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hold on, wait a minute! Are you really telling me these idiots think voting will actually change the outcome of the white supremacist empire?

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I don't think they do. They just need a fig leaf to cover thier support for this white supremacist empire

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

The adults in the room are getting hard

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

damn there's some choice libs in that thread

absolute unthinkers