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Fun fact both chuds arent european
These dipshits thinking they're trad caths while shit talking the pope will never not be funny to me.
It's like if somebody based their entire personality on the movie fight club and went around saying "the first rule of fight club is you have to tell everybody you know about fight club"
Why try to pigeonhole yourself into an external personality if you dont agree with one of the core tenants.
There is literally only one good point in those pictures, and it is that neanderthals get a bad rap. Not that neanderthals were all muscular and long-lived (they weren't), just that they get a bad rap. Neanderthals are cool.
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No, you should have a large cock, actually, and a high IQ. It can be done.
It can be done, yes, but I don't think this "Eurasian Emperor" fellow would like what that looks like in practice...
※IQ is racist pseudoscience and the concept of intelligence in general is deeply misleading
Large cocks are also psuedoscience as it presumes a galactic standard cock size and no such cock size has ever been empirically established.
That said, much sympathy for large cock comrades as it can be a serious hassle and cause problems of varying kinds and folks should know about that and not objectify people about it.
it can be a serious hassle and cause problems of varying kinds
This is true....I'd rather not elaborate 😬💀 #bigdickproblems
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"Having a tiny dick is European culture" is the most straightforward self own I have ever read
bodyshaming? on hexbear?
it's more common than you'd think.
They're the one that said it take it up with them.
explain how it's a self-own without engaging in that yourself
Because the self-own isn’t in having a small penis. The self-own is in making it blatantly obvious they’ve got a hangup on their penis size (which might not even be that small; a lot of men with size anxiety are of average or even above average size), and they’ve turned that hangup into a reactionary, backwards politics. They’re telling on themselves that they think restoring a white aristocracy will make them feel better about their manhood.
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Because they clearly think its a big deal or else they wouldn't make it part of their identity.
For the same reason it's funny when you get to the point of incel logic where they say that having sex with women is super gay.
Because they've clearly built a complicated narrative for why they aren't the the thing they hate even though it was only their own narrative that made that a bad thing.
Because they're trying to bodybshame people with normal sized penis' as removed.
Because they earnestly said "penis size and virtue are inversely proportional"
This is really approaching intentional ignorance levels of creduialism.
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I would like to once again remind everyone that, to the best of my knowledge, 95% of all human penises on earth fall between 4-6in in length, while 95% of vaginas are between 4-6in in depth, and this is all very silly.
WE ARE THE 95%!!!!
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inventing myths about shit and then getting mad about it sums up all of chuddery
— Large penis worship is just another form of slave worship. Virtue and penis size are inversely proportional. Shaming men for having small penises is anti-European and anti-aristocratic. Enjoy your free lunch while it lasts, slaves. Your time in the sun is coming to an end.
[Easy: Success] — No, you should have a large cock, actually, and a high IQ.
[Trivial: Success] — It can be done.
beta leftists trying to explain that penis size is random and therefore not worth shaming or being shamed over
God turning up the penis slider to maximum, shrugging his shoulders as the virtue slider plummets
Eh, he says, It's a dump stat
free lunch
Slaves
Smartest chud who definitely knows what words mean
Heterosexual chud discourse: being overly concerned with the size of your fellow man's penis.
Also, was it in Rome or ancient Greece that having a fat cock was considered vulgar, and so all the statues have lil guys, or is that a myth 
Some of it is survivability bias. Monster dongs are more likely to break off of the statue.
I think it was Greece and I'm like 98% sure that the penises were all of a normal size, like the modal size for penises, and people just have no idea how big penises are any more because dick wiggling has fallen out of favor as a form of cultural celebration.
Had more to do with what the statue depicted. The greeks were more interested in showing a idealised human form, genitals were considered the least interesting part, ergo the mal statues had small dicks and balls and the female ones had innies.
The focus was on the face, muscles, body shape and so on.
In other areas they had zero problems with showing big dongs. Satyr pics always go wild.
The Romans had a big dicked god responsible for guarding the home. He was always depicted with a huge erection, as he would rape any burglars.
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Yeah I think it was Greece. Also they were big foreskin fans and thought it was rude to have an exposed glans. They used string to tie their dicks when naked in public to stay decent (kynodesme).
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There's alot to unpack here and it isn't a massive cock unfortunately.
my man out here telling us he's got that hapsburg schween
Is everyone on Twitter having penis discourse right now? I also saw people getting mad about trans women seeing themselves in Hermaphroditus lmao.
Is humanity ever not having penis discourse? In the most remote places, in the most ancient caves, one will find drawings of cocks!
So true. Matriarchy now! We need a more even split on genital discourse.
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You know what is actually important to talk about regarding our society that is actively falling apart in front of our eyes? You guessed it, the size of other dudes' penises.
Something something politics and sexual pathology
It's sometimes refreshing when useless online discourse becomes a literal dick measuring contest.
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I love not having to deal with penis discourse anymore. It’s just so silly.
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Eurasian
The swarthy mongrel of Bulgar and Tatar extraction dares to pine on matters of Evropa and her poorly endowed children.
The fact that these chuds think they're cool because of their corny aesthetic and absurd "trad" discourse is something I'd find funny if it just weren't so sad.
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Who needs virtue when you got a huge hog?
The eternal conundrum of the human species.
I have a huge hog. His name is Captain Snortles and his oinks are food for the soul
bit idea: just have a penis of a certain size and call intelligence too broad and abstract to precisely measure and live your silly little life
Fun fact both chuds arent european
Are you saying that Greeks are Water Turks are something?
Hot take; Greek people are to all intents and purposes Middle Eastern, but have been co-opted into European-ness by white supremacists and other europhiles so that they can claim Ancient Greek culture as their own.
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