All going according to plan 
Truss the plan
Shouldn't have shook her hand
Omae wa mō shindeiru
Don't mind me, just dusting off the good ol 
for the future event
the king's personal wizard must be furious that the fruit smoothies aren't working
frantically trying to calculate the appropriate amount of peppermint oil to put in the diffuser
reading academic papers for the first time in his life and shouting "WHAT THE FUCK, EYE OF NEWT IS AN HERB?!?!"
I hope British monarchs keep dying off rapidly and the UK bankrupts itself paying for all the billion dollar funerals and coronations
https://www.tiktok.com/@_richardparry_/video/7143913418431417602
Can even automate it like this to increase monarch death efficiency
But I thought he was taking potions for that?
Those potions were for only the strongest of beings and he is clearly among the weakest
All this funeral planning sounds stressful and exhausting. Let me offer my simple and free-of-charge solution that will lift the burden off these tireless bureaucrats: dump his bloated corpse into the river
Why do you hate the fish
They called me a liberal
He has looked like he was about to 'dust off' for years
wishing him a very dead
He'd better not croak before we get money with his face on it. It's only going to be the one year, so it's going to be very collectible!
This is actually a very interesting point... Are there generally money changers inside international airports?
Usually and in some big malls (in the US at least). Probably some online dealer who won't scalp ya either but who knows.
He's already on some bullion coins. (Silver/gold)
It'd be fun if we just had a British monarch dying every year
The monarch deaths will continue until there is no monarchy... abdication would make the number zero immediately. Up to you, Charlie and Billy. If I ever somehow met William I'd 100% be the most obnoxious American ever and slap his hand when shaking and yell at him "Billy ol' chap you fackin' removed!" in a shitty fake accent. As is my right as an American.
Much like "there's always money in the banana stand" "always be an asshole to Brits" is a truism
homeopathy's redemption arc
Here lies Charles:
"For Nazis his uncle was hot,
Poor Charlie only got,
Fingers of a brat"
You're laughing. The King got his hands stuck in pickle jars for 6 hours when he was a lad and you're laughing. 
He got what he fucking deserved 🔫 🤡
If he dies before May 6th, he wouldn't even have been King for 1 year. 
Packwatch
Charles dying lines up with this time line too well
So his mom had the longest reign of any British monarch. Will this mean Charles has the shortest? Where will this rank if he dies this year?
Louis XIX of France was king for like less than an hour before abdicating, and Lady Jane Grey of England ruled for 9 days for some comparisons
Any day a monarch dies is a good day.
Lol, LMAO even.
Ireland still has 7 more months
Dust off is when he stands up tbh
Prepare the crabs sir
Who's next in line? Are they funny?
how is this even a question
King Juan "Carlos" Guaidó III 
Woulda been funnier if he had died before the hag, but i ll still shed a smile or two
It would be funnier if he had just dropped dead immediately after the coronation
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Breadtube if it didn't suck.
Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.
Low effort / spam videos might be removed, especially weeb content.
There is a cytube that you can paste videos into and watch with whoever happens to be around. It's open submission unless there's something important to commandeer it with at the time.
A weekly watch party happens every Saturday (Sunday down under), with video nominations Saturday-Monday, voting Monday-Thursday. See the pin for whatever stage it's currently in.