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[-] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 138 points 2 days ago

What is this stage set-up? Why is the British PM sitting in the cuck chair?

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Im sorry but what the fuck is this?

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 48 points 2 days ago

I generally need way more context for that scene.

[-] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

ITV's This Morning thought it would be a good idea to introduce the current PM to Britain's most tattooed mom.

Not sure what Britons are meant to learn about Rishi Sunak, or what yet another Tory government would have in store for them, from his take on sandwiches, coke, or chatting with an OnlyFans model ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

My God, Britons are as dumb as Americans 🙁

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Absolutely. We just try not to put the idiots in front of cameras and the world stage. Then we got distracted by Doctor Who and Piers Morgan slipped out.

[-] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wouldn't go that far. I do not think Donald Trump could have won an election here. We do have a massive amount of idiots. Not as much though.

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

After watching it...I don't think you so .

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

He should think himself lucky to be even invited indoors after his performance this election.

Genuinely think he did it out of spite for the membership picking Liz Truss over him, although it was fun watching them agonise over whether they hated women or brown people the most.

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago

It's where he belongs.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

He is a cuck, alright...

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Waiting for coach to put him in

[-] mecfs@lemmy.world 125 points 2 days ago

It gets even better

In the footage, the PM told two schoolboys: “I’m a Coke addict. A total Coke addict.”

After a brief pause, he clarifies: “Coca-Cola addict. Just for the record. Just to be totally clear. I am a Coca-Cola addict. I have seven fillings to show for it.”

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago

Damn he almost had a shot to gain votes there but then he blew it.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Just like he (didn't) blow that coke!

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago

That's just like Linus's "Hard R" thing.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

I'm from the US and this laugh... I really needed it. Thank you.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Now imagine Don Jr. getting excited and then getting sad.

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 130 points 2 days ago

What do humans eat? sandwiches, ive heard of that

“Oh yes i enjoy regular sandwiches just like all other regular humans. A big enjoyer of sandwiches. Yes. Uh fillings? What? No, I look after my teeth”

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

It's like the Zuckerberg- I enjoy barbequing, just like every American human!

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago

This guy eats a sandwich with a facial expression that indicates that he plans to beat his Butler for making it wrong.

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He looks like Elon Musk did smoking that joint.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Why does that remind me of this?

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

he looks like he just bit into a real nasty patty. I dare you to eat another sandwich, Sunak

For some reason this has a bit of an uncanny valley vibe to it

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh, how robbed he was with just a picture.

..And maybe the fact that nobody liked him..

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

He's going to have a lot more time to ~~have the servants~~ make one now.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I heard from Jon Richardson while he was in a bathtub that Rishi Sunack made his money by causing a global financial crisis.

And honestly I'd prefer to receive all my dystopian news that way now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gXyBvJnXXM

[-] TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

People complain about Starmer, but he’s a human rights lawyer, rather than a disaster capitalist, so surely that’s a step in the right direction

[-] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

A very small step.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Reminds me of when in 2018 when running for the Utah Senate seat, Massachusettsian Mitt Romney, trying to appeal to the masses, said his favorite meat is hot dog.

[-] sunzu@kbin.run 25 points 2 days ago

Democracy makes these elites say weird shit.

[-] radix@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

That's as much as seeing a Star War!

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Narrator: Thanks to inflation, it was significantly more.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

At the time and even now, it was joked about that Romney isn't really human. Because who TF says that.

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

Romney also told everyone that he strapped his dog to the roof of the car while traveling on a family vacation.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago

That's sounds like something out of National Lampoon's Vacation.

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[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Just put milksteak, she'll know what it is.

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago
[-] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

[-] andyburke@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago

Please clap.

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 2 days ago

I dont belive he eats, let alone has a favourite meal.

[-] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

Prove it, try all of James May's sandwiches on camera and we'll believe you!

[-] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

I’m glad everyone got to see him chat with the most tattooed mom, very telling of who a person is.

[-] federalreverse@feddit.org 1 points 17 hours ago

A man of the people, chatting with one of the people.

[-] polonius-rex@kbin.run 7 points 2 days ago

sorry guys looks like it's another tory hold

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 6 points 2 days ago

Too late, I voted against him. If only I saw this before I left!

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Didn't eating a sandwich nuke Ed Miliband's chances?

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