Some Of You Guys Are Alright, Don't Go to NYC Tomorrow
I like all of you, so don't go to NYC tomorrow.
Or ever, because honestly NYC is awful and I hate it. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, so please don't go, there are lots of other great places to go instead.
"Becoming eerily cogent he went on to add, 'I mean, Bush proved there's no better way to drum up support for an awful incumbent and an unjust war in one, well two, swift strokes'"
3 if he 
's again too
I'm too old for this shit, joe - cheney rn
He then proceeded to have two swift strokes
Thats my president 
Truly a historic, consequential presidency. He would be only the first or second sitting president to do 9/11
Dark Brandon was real
Maybe we should vote for joe biden, huh
I accidentally nine elevened. Nined an eleven? I did a 9/11 (just one).
i have ninnen elevennen (sounds suddenly finnish)
this is the moment he truly became presidential ๐
you're all wrong
he's going to kill the Chilean president
No Joe, you gotta do more. 10/7 was like fifteen 9/11s, the bar is raised.
Hmm, let's do some maths
3000 x 15 = 45,000
Welp, uh, let's see this coming...
again? 
THIS is how Biden can still win
as a treat
you can do it, sir!
It'd get me to vote for him posthumously.
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