silently take delight in knowing all my enemies are dead
I mean you've got to look for positives, right?
Do people have enemies? That seems exhausting.
Arch nemesis... only Arch users have those.
But I use blendOS? What does that mean?
You're your own worst enemy 🤷....
Thats the curse i guess of being the real chimera of os's.
I’ll tip my Fedora to that.
And my axe
I’m your enemy now
I'm your enemy now. I will exhaust you.
The amount of energy it would take to punch a hole through the Earth would probably be enough to kill you from the moon.
Like just in terms of "bullets" ejected?
probably radiation:
that kind of impact is gonna tear apart a lot of atoms and the energies involved would create high temperature plasma; basically a very big fusion bomb...
Yay! I can finally take the eternal nap!
It's a slow death for me, but a fast death for mankind.
Now I'm not some fancy science-man, but I do reckon that an impact of that magnitude would propel massive chunks of Earth debris in every direction at incredible speeds. Odds seem fairly well even that you'd get your own little impact death pretty well soon after.
I think at that point you would just take of the helmet.
Is it bad that I would possibly give it a bit?
Like, I'm fucked either way. Who knows, maybe I'll make it for another sleep cycle, and the last thing I'll see will be those fragments further scattered. Something pretty, as the liquid in my eyes begins to rapidly boil.
But what about the stock market?
To the moon
I'm Polish, so the same thing I say in any situation: "Kurwa".
"somebody is fucking with me"
The Earth is way too close, and I don't think a meteor strike on the earth, no matter how energetic, would look like a bullet going through an apple.
You assume this is a meteor strike and not some type of planet killing weapon
Or a moon late for work.
That's no moon.
Oh...
...
...
...fuck.
From the looks of it the astronaut was just out of the lunar grocery store starting to walk home for some dinner and down time.
That's not how planetary collisions work.
Earth's core is a solid ball of iron-nickel alloy as hot as the surface of the sun. Not even a huge asteroid could just go through it and come out the other side.
The ball on the bottom right, is the earth's core leaving.
BTW, the book Seveneves is worth a read/listen. It covers a scenario of something very very dense passing through the moon.
One small uh-oh for a man, one giant extinction event for mankind.
Well… shit.
Try to contact the ship that escaped. The one that was being built in silence under false pretenses by people who knew the planet was screwed, but convinced themselves it was better not to cause riots by informing everyone.
Small chance, but the billionaire investors might want to pick me up as a novelty story, or to make themselves feel like heroes
"This is the SCP foundation, to all survivors give us five minutes."
Radio static for four and a half minutes
"Okay we are about to do a temporal shift to six minutes ago in a localized portion of space time, 05 council and the Foundation wish you luck."
That triangular dust cloud doesn't look right.
Yeah, all parts of this image are in an uncanny valley where you can understand how someone thought the image would read a certain way, but then also it doesn't actually read that way to me at all
"Tja..."
Oh no... My stuff!
The economy!
"Well I'm getting out of this uncomfortable suit!"
I think this is one situation where I'd be genuinely speechless.
Finally!
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