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[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 103 points 2 months ago

You check the news,

  • The United States has just declared Iran it's #1 enemy
  • Everyone is talking about Linkin Park
  • A massive hurricane has just killed hundreds of people and caused billions of dollars of damage in the southeastern US
  • People are excited for the new Ridley Scott Gladiator movie
  • A political candidate just yelled "Leeerrooyy Jenkins!" on live TV

You sigh, boot up Runescape and put the new Smosh video on in the background.

It is 2024

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago

Oh, also it is the year of the Linux desktop.

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago
[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Linux is just a stopgap until GNU Hurd is ready

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

GNU Hurd doesn't even support amd64 yet shrug-outta-hecks

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

That's fine, we'll all be on Itanium in a couple years anyway.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Also Dick Cheney is relevant politically.

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

I'm out here not relating to ANY of that 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥

[-] regul@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure WoW has more subs than it's had in a while with the new xpac, but this isn't going to hit the demographic they think it is. Or maybe they're aiming for white suburban dads in their 30s.

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago
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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Or maybe they're aiming for white suburban dads in their 30s.

I mean, I think that's the main audience for both campaigns typically.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

In their 50s and up more like

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

30s and 50s are the same age. If your knee hurts and remember golden era simpsons you're the same age.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I got everything I ever wanted

And I'll never give that back

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago
[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

biden-pain They're going to lose, aren't they? And they fucking deserve it too. fuckin-deserve

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 months ago

Watch them play as human paladins. They'll do it.

[-] Sted@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

They could also go for an orc warrior so they can feel bad about all the genocide they're doing.

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[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

I mean, a world of warcraft is exactly what they aim to create, so it fits.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

kamala-coconut-tree "I don't know how many of you have run...Zul'Farrak...But I'm trying to figure out how to get them to Zul'Fa-Rock. The. Vote!"

hillgasm

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How do you do fellow kids? Don’t forget to txt VOTE to 77577 on your Motorola chocolates to get your free Lil Jon and The Eastside Boyz ringtone!

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Message and data rates may apply

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Be honest, there was no game that wasn't going to draw criticism

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

they could have gone classic/retro and had somebody play tetris while giving a nod to that kid who just looped it.

personally, i would have gone with "Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015", which would absolutely have taken over the news cycle for a week.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Vote Blue (Scuti)

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

If Kamala Harris got an any% world record run of Spyro 2 live on twitch, would you speed run to the polls? hillgasm

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Tim Walz filibusters the Senate by performing a live glitchless Shenmue 100% run.

[-] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

helldivers would have been hilariously on the nose

[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

hearts of iron 4 wehraboo DLC beta test

[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Should have streamed valorant with Hissage and herjett

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

"I'm kinda doin' a little burning crusade myself and it's epic."

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago
[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2272019483

It was a campaign surrogate playing. The entire time it was in emotes only mode. Naturally 98% of the emotes were Palestine flags.

[-] Sted@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago
[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

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[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Can't wait for the next election where the Republican and Democrat candidates will do a live debate in ~~Space Station 13~~ Amongus

[-] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Obviously they'll be playing Space Station 14 which could use more players and servers.

[-] newmou@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Five bucks they say “The World of Warcraft” at some point

[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

The twist? That gamer surrogate is a Republican.

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago
[-] Fishroot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

They should actively try to put their fingers to stop the pulse

[-] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago
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