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[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 120 points 2 months ago

Thank god my nightmares are not viewed in vim. I can't Google how to quit it while I'm sleeping!

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 47 points 2 months ago

Vim, I wish I knew how to quit you! (/s obviously bc Vim is life)

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[-] some_guy 12 points 2 months ago
[-] itsworkthatwedo@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] NateSwift@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Might have to hit escape first if you’re not in ~~visual~~ normal mode

edit: I’m bad at remembering words

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[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Would that mean your nightmare is all in ASCII?

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 months ago

Might be. Some unrecognizable, nightmarish UTF8 mixed in with the wrong encoding maybe?

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[-] li10@feddit.uk 85 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The second I realise I’m dreaming I wake up.

I think it’s because the second I am some level of conscious the deep rooted anxiety starts again and jolts me up 🙂

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

Nothing scary than real life.

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[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 80 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One day, he's going to try to log out, and the logout button will be missing.

Then the only way he'll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream. But if he dies in the dream, he dies in real life.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago

I would subscribe to your newsletter

[-] Spider2013@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

You can also look for sword art online

[-] tmyakal@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

You can look for sword art anywhere. I guarantee the library has some books.

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[-] kureta@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

It will definitely happen if someone tells him that :)

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[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 months ago
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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago
[-] JediTestPilot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 months ago
[-] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

rustic yet spacey guitar twangs

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Somebody order an exterminator

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[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

We’re In the pipe, 5 by 5.

[-] four@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

Additional supply depots required

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[-] ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 35 points 2 months ago

That kind of sounds like a strategy to trigger lucid dreaming. I've heard that if you envision a specific thing while falling asleep, like for example the StarCraft menu screen, then it will appear somewhere in your dream. When it does, it's supposed to sort of jostle you into consciousness but not wake you up.

It seems that what this person's friend did with his free will in dream land is nope right out of there. He could have turned that nightmare into something awesome though!

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[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago

I just kinda open my eyes and that's how I escape

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

for me that's when the nightmare begins

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[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

That's hilarious because I've done the same exact thing before except it was the watch menu from the Goldeneye Nintendo64 James Bond game. It worked for several years as a young lad.

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[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Title made me lose the game.

[-] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Let’s get you back to bed, gramps

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My nightmares largely stopped after being awake tired af and terrified of sleeping, when I said "damn you nightmares, you can't scare me into sleep deprivation! I'm coming in there and I'm gonna fight back", and then went right back to sleep. I don't know what nightmare I had that drove me to get angry at my nightmares, I didn't even have a plan to fight back. But that's when it stopped, when I stopped being afraid of them.

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[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

Shit! I hit Save by accident! shitshitshit

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I just don’t dream… anything. I remember having dreams as a kid, and I remember what it felt like waking up, knowing I’d had a dream, but forgetting it. But anymore, I just don’t have any dreams anymore.

[-] kureta@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

You probably have dreams but are not aware because you do not wake up during a dream anymore. Maybe your sleep habits changed. You can remember dreaming only if you wake up during REM sleep. I know it is not possible probably, but if you have someone watch you while you are sleeping and wake you up a few seconds after they see your eyes moving, you'd probably remember your dream.

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[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 15 points 2 months ago

Computer! Arch.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

I mean i just have to kill myself and hope it's really just a dream. I would like a quit menu

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

Gotta type "gg" first or you're BMing the Sandman.

[-] Adori@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Lost and ragequit so many times that he related anguish to quitting out through the menu xD

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

This is my new answer to the "what super power would you like" question.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You'll know you're in trouble if you're arguing and he stares blankly and starts jabbing his finger at the air.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

I'm old, so I always got up out of the dream and turned the knob to switch channels.

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[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago

Dream Life Rage Quit

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Anyone else do an image search just to get a good look at that menu again?

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[-] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

It's just you trying to break out of the Matrix, but you keep waking up back inside it.

[-] secret300 8 points 2 months ago

I remember in middle school I'd always come home with the worst headaches but then I'd just imagine what I did today and select what's important and what's not as if they were files in file manager and drag what I didn't think was important to the recycling bin. It worked too

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I'm trying this right now but it doesn't work. Am I not asleep? Is this shitty life real?

I usually quit by dying.

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