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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

Priapism isnt something you want. Eventually the blood will clot in your penis and no new blood can flow in, causing the cells in your penis to die from lack of oxygenated blood eventually leading to amputation. Better make those 4 hours count

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 29 points 21 hours ago

So, uh, is the spider hotter in person? Because the picture isn't doing it for me.

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

nope.

and it was a challengin fap indeed

[-] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago

I lasted 4 hours trying to cum

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago

The erection won't do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:

Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago

... But... Also the erection, yes? 🤔

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

Fully erect, like hard in the tip

You’ll feel like a kid again

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

So, i see no downside here 😁

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[-] MrLLM@ani.social 5 points 21 hours ago

Does this applies to 70 yo? Otherwise I think we don’t have a deal. Asking for a friend.

[-] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

The good news is you get a four hour erection.
The bad news is that you die within two hours.

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 6 points 21 hours ago

Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!

[-] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 day ago

Alternative wording is gives you an erection for the rest of your life.

[-] jimitsoni18@lemmy.zip 10 points 20 hours ago

And even a few hours after that!

[-] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

FWIW, even if it only caused a four hour long erection, that is not what your partner is going to want.

Trust me on this.

After an hour--usually less than half an hour, IME--it's not going to matter how much lube you have, they're going to be hurting. You'll be frustrated, they'll be frustrated and in pain, and no one is going to be happy. Maybe there are a very, very few women that like getting pounded for over an hour straight, but I haven't dated one yet.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago

Maybe there are a very, very few women that like getting pounded for over an hour straight, but I haven’t dated one yet.

I have. She loved going for marathon sex sessions.

Just not with me.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

In a move I'm going to regret forever, I'll admit to the internet that I love being cuddle-fucked for literally as long as I can get it. (There's a catch- has to be my boyfriend.)

More than an hour and about 15 minutes and we'll probably need some lube, though.

After more than half an hour I just get bored.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 4 points 20 hours ago
[-] chicolismo@programming.dev 4 points 18 hours ago
[-] prex@aussie.zone 1 points 16 hours ago

Yeah.
As a fellow baldish person I like to think I just have very vivid dreams.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

and then you die.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 day ago

Doesn't it lead to erectile dysfunction for several months after being bitten? I mean on top of the pain and non usable erection? I guess I don't want to try, thanks.

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago
[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago

That's a kind of erectile dysfunction.

[-] Johandea@feddit.nu 9 points 1 day ago

Death usually lasts longer than a few months, though...

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Depends on when rigor mortis sets in ...

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 day ago

There have been deaths, but the bite is survivable. Still extremely unpleasant

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You don't want that spider bite: https://youtu.be/JN0VtHez9xI (12:35 SmarterEveryDay video)

this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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