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do me proud nyc jury pool

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[-] sammer510@hexbear.net 156 points 4 days ago
[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 86 points 4 days ago

Maury voice "Italians.... you are NOT WHITE"

crowd hollers

[-] buh@hexbear.net 55 points 4 days ago

crackers dance badly while a man with a comically large moustache runs offstage crying

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[-] Clippy@hexbear.net 44 points 4 days ago

anti italian racism was retired too soon smh

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 158 points 4 days ago

How is shooting one dude terrorism?

[-] lambalicious 111 points 4 days ago

Okay lemme understand it.

"Terrorism" is defined as using violent means to scare or suppress the population.

But what he did made the population happy.

So... shouldn't it be considered that he provided a public service?

That is not the definition of terrorism.

Violent, criminal acts committed by individuals and/or groups to further ideological goals stemming from domestic influences, such as those of a political, religious, social, racial, or environmental nature

Source: https://www.fbi.gov/investigate/terrorism

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 118 points 4 days ago

By that definition the entire federal government are terrorists lol

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 85 points 4 days ago
[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 51 points 4 days ago

Park rangers are terrorists for telling me not to share my picnic baskets with the bears

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago

Arguing in court the legal distinction between a picnic basket and a pic-ee-nic basket

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[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago

Yeah to be accurate the definition should probably spell out that this violent action comes from agents operating outside of a majority-backed monopoly on violence. Terrorist vs freedom fighter n all that.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

Unfortunately implied by the "criminal" part of the definition

Violent, criminal acts

As the violence enacted by the state is supposedly supported by the laws they legislate, they get to skirt out of terrorism designation by being definitionally unable to commit "criminal" acts when they commit violent ones

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[-] somename@hexbear.net 65 points 4 days ago

A very wide, very vague, very useful definition for a prosecutor.

[-] polpotkin@hexbear.net 39 points 4 days ago

I am a jaywalker, and this is my manifesto. We will not obey the little green man. The red hand will not contain us.

Every step we take is a middle finger to your order, a crack in your illusion of control. We disrupt your flow, we shatter your calm, and we dare your machines to stop us. Your brakes screech, your tempers flare, and your systems falter—all because we walked.

You call it unsafe. We call it liberation. You call it reckless. We call it revolution.

We are the chaos in your commute, the stress in your steering wheel, and the violence in your precious order.

We are jaywalkers. Your streets will never be safe again.

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 38 points 4 days ago

so when cops murder black people that's terrorism?

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago

Lol so if you punch a klansman that's terrorism?

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[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 72 points 4 days ago

Wall to wall coverage over a ghoul being rightfully merked+ an expedited terrorist charge

School shooting yesterday and it’s already old news

The bourgeois keep showing us who are they are and we never learn

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago

Not to mention the ongoing genocide they're completely ignoring.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

The only thing keeping Madison’s shooting relevant is this time the shooter’s not a man so people are doing a victory lap in agendaposting.

[-] belligerentkitten@hexbear.net 80 points 4 days ago

that would suggest the rich people are feeling terrorised rn

silver linings i guess

well i hope the jury have been fucked over by health insurance

[-] darkcalling@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago

They will almost certainly ask them questions about biases regarding health insurance during jury selection and somehow manage to find 12 law-loving, boot-licking people who've never been screwed over by insurance, don't have any negative feelings towards insurance companies because of someone they know being screwed over. I mean it would really be as simple as finding a dozen retired boomers who held union jobs with good benefits all their lives, are retired on cushy amounts of retirement funds, and are absolutely law and order freaks.

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[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

i hope the jury have been fucked over by health insurance

They'll be American, so the odds will be good

[-] buh@hexbear.net 90 points 4 days ago

I’m joining the war on terror marx-war

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 77 points 4 days ago

anti-italian-action *commits second degree homicide

nyc: is-this is this terrorism?

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 65 points 4 days ago

NYC couldn't spot terrorism if it crashed straight into a buulding.

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 55 points 4 days ago

That's why they needed the second one.

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

The third one just did that on its own

Nothing to see there

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[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 76 points 4 days ago

They charged a white guy with terrorism? He's gonna walk.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 53 points 4 days ago

"Get out of here, kid. Go be a Family Guy"

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[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 76 points 4 days ago

This is anti-Italian discrimination

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

critical support to America?

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[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 73 points 4 days ago

Critical support to the NY DA in intentionally sandbagging the prosecution to let the CEO slayer off rat-salute-2

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 60 points 4 days ago

CNN was just on before gnashing their teeth at social media having solidarity with Luigi, 5 steps away from yelling out "I am Brian Thompson!"

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 58 points 4 days ago

anti-italian-discrimination All I'm saying is that terrorists are a lot browner than this kid

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 49 points 4 days ago

Does this mean he'll be tried as an "enemy combatant" with no rights instead of a criminal?

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

Legally, no. But given the circumstances, who knows what they'll try.

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 37 points 4 days ago

Terrorism is a weird way to say self defence

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 37 points 4 days ago

Really showing their cards on this one.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

C-class is a protected suit now? Because I only feel financially terrorized by the healthcare industry. It is so systemic and prevalant people are afraid to go see a doctor over anything until it becomes catastrophic, and even then it's "please for the love of all do not involve and ambulance".

Americans are terrorized by the thought of the massive debt for just the ride to the hospitals and basic stabilization - more so than their disloged limbs and bleeding out from a car crash.

Personal medical piss off this last week -

Husband burnt himself on hot coffee at work going to his car to take his break. 2 2nd degree blisters. One about 4 inches. I pleaded with him to 1- tell his job for workmans comp or at least 2 - we have insurance go see urgent care and have a doctor look at it and get an opinions. He was afraid of the costs.

Then he was denied the HPV vaccine coverage while I'm on my 2nd of 3 doses and it's fully covered and it's a ridiculous $500 a dose that probably costs less than $10 to make. It's basically a cancer vaccine. You'd think it's cheaper than cancer treatment reguardless. Don't know if it's because he's over the 'recommended age' by a couple years (like the vax magically stops working then) or if because us-foreign-policy. I'm going to have to call and find out WTF the deny-defend-depose was for.

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[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

Luigi has the right to defend himself

[-] Siobhan@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

Predicting there's a jury bout to learn about jury nullification real damn quick.

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