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Okay, so you’ve picked up Marx, maybe dabbled in communism, and now you’re all fired up about revolution. 👏 But before you dive in too deep and start calling yourself a “tankie” (or whatever’s trending these days), can I suggest something real quick? Read Animal Farm. 👀

I know, everyone knows Animal Farm, right? But honestly, I’m not sure how many of you have actually read it—and I mean really read it. Animal Farm isn’t just some cute little farm story with talking animals. It’s Orwell’s warning about why communism doesn’t work—and why it never will. 🐷➡️👨‍🌾

The animals overthrow their human oppressors, right? They’re all about equality—everyone is equal. But by the end, the pigs are walking on two legs, living in the house, and looking just like the humans they kicked out. That’s the point. The revolution gets corrupted, the leaders become just as bad as the ones they replaced, and the whole system falls apart. No matter how good the intentions are, when power’s involved, it all falls into the same mess. 😬

You’ve probably seen people online talking about how communism is the future, how it’s this radical change we all need. But let’s be real: look at the countries closest to communism today—North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela. Does that seem like the kind of world you wanna live in? Is that freedom? Is that happiness? Are those societies thriving? Because from where I’m standing, it’s more like a dystopia. 👀

So before you put that hammer and sickle in your bio, give Animal Farm another read. It’s not just a book—it’s history. It’s a cautionary tale that shows us why it doesn’t work and why it never will. We need new ideas, fresh thinking. Use that brainpower you’re flexing for change to build something that actually works. 💡🔥

Stop identifying with the same old ideologies that have been proven to fail, and start building something better. The future’s waiting for you. ✌️🌍

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[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 81 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 53 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Evergreen post. Queen of the dipshits right here. I can understand still finding something meaningful in a kid's book to some extent. But if that's date night conversation you might need to reconsider your relationship to media. And like, if she'd called him obnoxious for laughing, that would be one thing, but calling him an idiot really suggests that she doesn't in fact realise that animal farm literally is a children's book.

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[–] regul@hexbear.net 74 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Like, fuck Orwell for betraying the Spanish communists, but if everyone who thought you had to read 1984 or Animal Farm to learn vuvuzela no iphone also read Homage to Catalonia they'd also recognize that, hey, maybe this guy has totally incoherent politics and shouldn't really be listened to.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Orwell was the original patsoc.

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 68 points 6 months ago

Isn't this book just fiction? It's the same thing as saying go watch some star trek and see how good fully automated luxury gay space communism is

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 60 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I invite everyone to picture Orwell as a gungan from star wars named Jorjor Well

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 54 points 6 months ago

"Jorjor, did you give the names of rebels and sympathizers to Palpatine?"

"Oopsie!"

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[–] HidamariSou@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was satire at first put the users blog is filled with what seems to be sincere pizza gate stuff so I think they're just a liberal

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago

This is why i love Tumblr

There's a very peculiar sort of Posting™️ that happens over there out of view of the common person

Just pure brainworms

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 50 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I read animal farm twice during highschool and it doesn't prove anything? It's a moral parable with a clear anti-communist bent, but it's not arguing anything.

(Also, it seems like Orwell is popular amongst Australian teachers of the time period, even reasonably "progressive" ones, so it seems odd that someone would be like "here is a book no one has ever heard of")

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 50 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Could make a fuckin bingo card out of these stale ass arguments

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

You have to play Blackout though, just getting 5 in a row is too easy.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 49 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The lesson they think they are trying to get across is that communism just leads to the same oppression but with communism characteristics.

So what's their preferred solution? A revolution that leaves the system in place so the exact same hierarchy can take shape as before?

Have no revolution at all?

Fucking stupid pessimistic liberal bullshit.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Why do I have to wipe my ass if it just gets dirty again? Check mate tankies smuglord

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yeah it just boils down to "nothing will change so don't try". Like thanks you utter worms, but I think I'd rather do something with my time alive

These people don't want power, they want to endlessly justify powerlessness and apathy

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The best part is when the head pig poops on his own balls

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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

Such an unforced lib error to throw in Cuba with Venezuela and the DPRK. Ime most people agree that Cuba is fine and that we're fucking them over for no reason.

Also, okay, let's assume the poster is right, gommunism is evil and can never work. What alternative do they have? Nothing. Vote for Joe Biden and we'll all still die in the climate apocalypse but maybe he'll do 0.5% less genocide in Palestine than Trump.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago
[–] nandos_house_of_glues@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago
[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I love posting Isaac Asimov shitting all over George Orwell and 1984 though Asimov doesn't exactly disagree with with Orwell about Stalin and the Soviet Union.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This Orwellian preoccupation with the minutiae of 'historical proof' is typical of the political sectarian who is always quoting what has been said and done in the past to prove a point to someone on the other side who is always quoting something to the opposite effect that has been said and done.

As any politician knows, no evidence of any kind is ever required. It is only necessary to make a statement - any statement - forcefully enough to have an audience believe it. No one will check the lie against the facts, and, if they do, they will disbelieve the facts.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

In 1984 every shift of alliance involved an orgy of history rewriting. In real life, no such folly is necessary. The public swings from side to side easily, accepting the change in circumstance with no concern for the past at all. For instance, the Japanese, by the 1950s, had changed from unspeakable villains to friends, while the Chinese moved in the opposite direction with no one bothering to wipe out Pearl Harbour. No one cared, for goodness' sake.

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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

animal farm? you mean the dang freakin government??? smuglord

[–] niph@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

How do I unsee this

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Animal farm makes the claim that the west in general is about as evil as stalin. Which is not a W for libs. I don't know what they want me to take from that

[–] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

I contend that Animal Farm is really only interesting if you understand the weird mix of western anti-communism, and trot/ML infighting, that led Orwell to write it.

Like, there's a reason the Stalin analog is named Napoleon, and it's very wrapped up in these weird ideas a lot of trots and MLs were having at the time about world revolution. Given that their only other example was the French Revolution.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Think communism is cool? Well have you considered that I imagined a situation in which it isn't cool? Checkmate commies.

smuglord

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Can this be added as a site tagline

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