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[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago

If you checked the profile there was couple posts with other pictures of the same person. I just feel bad for that person getting their pictures misused.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

wonder who is the poor girl, possibly oblivious to her photo being sent to everyone like a business card.

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Photos, the spammer account actually made posts with other puctures of that person.

[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 22 points 1 day ago

I was just baffled by it

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, you're telling me Nicole the Fediverse girl isn't real 😱

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I do hope you haven't done anything you might regret.

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How do you un dick a pic? Is there an app for that?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just double down and send a dick pic to your friends, family, and coworkers. Then they cant hold it over you. Pretty sure thats how france does it

So, uh. Hi .

This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.

Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.

ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.

pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

What Would France Do? Can't go wrong.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Yeah, but we live in the era of all powerful AI! A mere blur filter won’t deter the techno ninjas amogus!

See?!

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Truly amazing technology. What a time to be alive!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

Why are you sending nerds your dick?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I know you're 100% real, I'm still saying no. I'm here for funny shit not friendships.

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Absolutely agree with you my friend

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m not your friend, pal.

[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

You guys wanna jerk off together?

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh! I got that PM from "Nichole" too! Lemmy's made the big time!!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A couple of accounts sent out a tonne of PMs. They are getting blocked but banning and removing content doesn't remove DMs, so folks can delete them or wait for the Admins to run some SQL to remove them.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 1 day ago

I would trust an admin writing sql like I would trust Lassy to do cpr. It might look like it's working correctly, but in the end something is going to die.

Said as someone who used to write and run sql queries.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Would love to see how many actually fell for it, highly doubt anyone who did would ever say so.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago

Sup.

Didn't actually, but I'll admit that for a second I thought oh man someone needs to tell them they're trying too hard but then I thought about how strange it was to introduce yourself to a community via DM and how many people you'd have to send it to, and--oh, just like spam, because it is spam lol.

But I'm quite gullible / naive, so usually take most comms at face value initially. It's just how I am.

[–] lars 5 points 1 day ago

til I am an unintentional new-types-of-spam luddite or how you say… Boomer.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My dumbass did, until I checked the PeerTube channel. The live video was just being played on repeat or something. There's no way she just stood still there for hours.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Same! I actually commented as well 😭

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Funny how they think using this bland looking girl would trick us instead of using the usual hot girl that’s obviously a bot.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"The Fediverse Chick" like there's just one

Everyone knows !femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone and !mtf@lemmy.blahaj.zone is full of cuties

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago
[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So... don't leave us hanging, what's on the Friendica and Peertube links?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Not much. If it is a spam thing then I suspect that was coming later.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I poked around out of curiosity. The friendica profile was empty except for one post saying hi. The peertube was live an hour ago or so and had a few comments. I'm currently in bed so didn't watch it to see if there was any sound. The final link was to some chat room thing that needed a login to get in, and I didn't feel like making one.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Prolly bc Nicole is busy with her pre-health-sciences studies. /s

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

If you think about it, health science studies is a big enough field, everything that came before that is massive. No wonder she is busy.

[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

I'm curious what was in hell but not enough to go check myself

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

LDR don't work out anyway.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

What's even weirder is the livestream she was supposedly on. I tried commenting, but there was no answer.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They didn't even bother to try and scam us with someone hot. The fake Tinder profiles at least bothered to find some girl on Instagram to steal pictures of.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think they figured that, as we've rejected the attractive popular social media sites, we might be more inclined to go for someone more attainable and on our wavelength. I imagine she's been hit up with plenty of "what's your stack? Right answers only! LOL. Kidding. 🤪".

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She doesn’t even look polish.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Ah I read it as polish and though, "she is quite shiny.*