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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 256 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That's hilarious. 100% of the contacted population told them to fuck off. This is the definition of persona nongrata.

And it’s not even official, that’s the best part. Their customs was like β€œsure I guess. It’s legal” and yet everyone was like β€œnope”.

Is this another one of those β€œillegal boycotts” I’ve been hearing about? 🀣

[–] BreadAndThread@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I really hope most of those good folks told those assholes to fuck off in the rudest terms.

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They did it in Dutch as an extra fu.

[–] johsny@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Fokkof, doos!

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 125 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The fact that maga can't seem to understand that no one likes them just baffles me.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They have as they say on the street got high on their own supply or as I say in my brain supped from the coolaid cup

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 5 days ago

But the Orange said that they were winning? Everyone loves winners, right?

What do you mean with martial law on 20. April.... Truly a win!

[–] truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 130 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It must be hard being a Republican and having to defend such pathetic losers.

[–] whatyousaidontwitter@sh.itjust.works 63 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's (somehow) the libs' fault, so it's all good

[–] can@sh.itjust.works -3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I mean...

Edit: bad joke that didn't land

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Ouch! It just landed on me!

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

My sincerest apologies

[–] NotLemming@lemm.ee 85 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I love it. They didn't even try bribes? Cheap bastards.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to think they resorted to bribes eventually so in response people slammed the door in their face even harder.

[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

See, this is where these people are dumb. You tell them you'll take the money up front, in cash, something like $500, or you'll make them look bad. Then they pay you, and you take the money, and when they return with recording gear, you tell them to fuck off, keep the money, and enjoy the rest of your evening knowing you grifted a scumbag.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is absolutely the play right here ☝️ I'd also have my phone ready to record or live stream my little triumph of wasting their time, money and effort just to hear me tell them they're fucking arseholes πŸ˜‚

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

You might get sued, but you might also go viral

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Normally, they put ads out for acting gigs. Guess they don't know how to do that in Greenland.

[–] Potato@feddit.org 69 points 6 days ago (1 children)

God, they're so desperate for the smallest possible propaganda win to spin into something big. They really aren't update to date on what goes on outside their own backyard.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 12 points 5 days ago

In Denmark they had to bribe homeless people

Lmfao. This sparks joy. I hope these fuckers realize just how much of the rest of the world fucking hates them.

[–] peaches@lemm.ee 54 points 6 days ago

At last some good news for Today! Good job Greenland. Show them they are not welcomed. I am proud of you!

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 52 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What did they expect, after Cheetolini threatened to annex Greenland? Open arms?!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yes. They expected to be heralded as saviors. That's how they think.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Cheetolini ..... I'll have to add that to the list

My favorite has been Mango Mussolini for a while

[–] jasoman@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Tangerine Palpatine has been mine.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 days ago

Thank you Greenlanders! Saved our government more wasteful money than DOGE.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Remember the egg door-to-door begging?

[–] towerful@programming.dev 23 points 5 days ago

Remember the egg door-to-door begging?

This was like days ago, and yet is phrased like it was from the last trump presidency.
And both could be true

[–] NotLemming@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They can't have tried everyone because starmer would have coughed some up

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would pay to see this happen. Literally, not figuratively that is

[–] NotLemming@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

He would probably lay some for his best buddy trump. Or maybe it should be Charles?

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It might be weird to fuck a couch, but at least he's not an actual rapist like his boss.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 33 points 5 days ago

Dear random Nuukians,

🫑

Signed, Random American

[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago

Guess they got ICEd out, eh?

[–] gex@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did they try entering unannounced into a donut shop with rolling cameras?

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 6 points 5 days ago

Okay, good. You know, whatever makes sense.

[–] paddythegeek@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago

Go Greenland!!! This makes me so happy.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would've said yes and then fucked up their propaganda piece

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They would have spun it into something positive, either by editing or insincere language.

[–] CanadaPlus 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yep. Trying to make a difference from inside like that is a slippery slope, and rarely works. It's basically what every previously mainstream Republican politician is telling themselves they're doing.

[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Not if the fucking up part is done luigi style

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 5 days ago

I don't understand how the Danes haven't treated these American incursions as outright military threats nor have they imposed sanctions.

Must have saw the gif i sent them