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[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 70 points 1 month ago

75% of americans, wow

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

200 million of those are cops surely.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

they think they're buying a Tylenol

oh yeah I get all my Tylenol from dealers

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

JDPON Don, I trusted you! doggirl-cry

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The death toll of communism went down. :(

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Liberalism 250 million dead maddened jokermala

[–] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

No irony, we should be doing this. Black book of liberalism would be eaten up by Trumpers.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago
[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Damn, more fentanyl plz.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

#NotMyPresident #DeathToAmerikkka

[–] BigxRedxHusker@midwest.social 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Republicans bad at math who knew

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

There's bad at math, and then there's whatever the fuck this is lol. This is just beyond being not great at calculations.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't even do the back-of-the-napkin exaggerations right. If you convert the 3,400kg to mg and divide that by the LDC (lethal dose — cop) of 3mg and assume everyone is unlucky because God would have hated us for not voting thicc-trump, that works out to around 1.1 billion lives saved.

[–] Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Were they calculating 12mg as, like, LD99, or...?

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that not a reasonable assumption? I can't really find good data for LD50s, much less LD99s (due to that not being fully known). The estimate I've seen for LD50 is 3mg, so LD99 being 12mg doesn't seem like an absurd estimate.

[–] Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It might (?) be reasonable until you remember you have to assume every person takes exactly 12mg at once and exactly none of them have someone with naloxone around.

Assuming a perfectly spherical American of uniform density and no air resistance

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago
[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

They're doing victims of communism math except positive

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

It's true, Biden juggle combo-ed me to death with wave after wave of fentanyl imports. Some say I am still in the air taking hits to this day

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

258 million in 4 months means he will have saved over 3 billion Americans by the time this term is over!

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Matty Yglesias vindicated

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

thats a lotta dead ppl

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're doing this shit again? I feel like this was a claim either they or some local politician aligned with Trump made during his first presidency.

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

The number has been going up each time someone brings up this claim, too lol.

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Where are the rest of the Epstein docs Pamela

[–] buh@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

he's not as JDPON as we thought sicko-wistful

[–] Vaie@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Proper headline “Pam Bondi Lies; Demonstrates Brazen Incompetence”

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 points 1 month ago

She is fine with making a complete fool of herself to keep Trump content

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

258 million is nothing.

I just saved everyone I the planet 4 times in a row. I can use my mind-brain powers to create a psychic shield against evil spiders from outer space.

all of you would be so cocooned right now, just being mummified on planet Xybort, if it weren't for me.

yw

im very lucky that i am not on the joe biden memorial conveyor in which i get dosed with 13mg of fent that kambala would have put me on

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

There are a lot of people who are going to believe this wholeheartedly.

[–] eyyImwalkin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

500 gorillion amerisharts might've died! ya gotta give credit where it's doo