this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's the genocide enjoyer from that ongoing struggle thread isn't it?

[–] Diva@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

lmao he really dave it his all

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

He could have daved himself the trouble and just come to us directly smh

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Truly Liberalism's Davest Soldier

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Damn, still doing "lesser of two evils" shit, this guy is some kind of ultra-lib, an archetype of the lib, the Ur-Lib if you will.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

That link brought me to Reddit…

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Omg omg we broke Dave

Wait, is he running to World to cry about us because of this comment thread? https://hexbear.net/comment/6132735

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

lololool what a dork.

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[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I wonder, does Lemmygrad take a lot of flak for being 'tankie' too or is it just Hexbear?

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Both lemmygrad and .ml get lumped in with us as "the tankie triad" hexbear-specter

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"The triad" name literally just comes from one loser who was non stop posting about anti communism and containing us to "save lemmy", so thanks for the badass name cm2000 or whatever the hell you are called, we love living rent free in your head

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

containing .ml the instance created by the actual OG devs of lemmy, big brain time

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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

the troika of tankiedom

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Lemmygrad tends to "brigade" less, so I think they get a lot less overall attention from libs. (They are the ones doing the thankless task of downvoting libs though)

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This user definitely thinks they are a cool person

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a fascinating look into the liberal mindset. 100% chance they consider themselves a "good person" despite doing 0 actual good works in their daily life. And these evil hexbears coming and insulting them are automatically bad, because they are a good person, and only bad people oppose good people. It's a great reminder that libs will treat traits like "good" or "cool" as inherent properties, not behaviour defined by action.

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

love too hold all the approved opinions

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

This Dave person has been on quite the adventure lately...

https://hexbear.net/post/4858070

Edit: they seem to have deleted their account. So maybe more of a misadventure

Edit 2: Aw man, misdaventure was right there!

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That whole thread was advanced trolling. Bravo, dave.

[–] Diva@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I think Dave got broken:

'im an ally'

misogyny

deletes account

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 month ago

Daveastating A person disintegrating

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have given up caring,

-Paragraph 1 of 3

[–] buh@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

he was using a slur-filtered word proudly in that other thread too lol

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

edit 2: also trans rights, BLM, free Palestine, i-am-adolf-hitler, bigotry is wrong. just to be clear, I see a lot of people complaining about being banned and their shitty rhetoric reveals them. I try to be an ally, these bans are not warranted, likely a butthurt right winger.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

You Dave it your best

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you, insufferable users, for keeping this nerd away

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hexbears are always shouting their catchphrase, "beanisbeanis pisspiss", in any thread they appear in. According to bean person, it translates to "There are liberals in my walls, please help me."

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[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How can I be both lemmygrad and hexbear I love you both too much

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WHERE IS MY SZECHUAN BEANIS

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[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A HEXBEAR!

I AM HEXBEAR SISATICI!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They literally have the same avi as the r/showerthoughts these people miss redit so much

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

These fucks should have stayed there but if they understood why r*ddit is shit, they wouldn't be liberals.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lemm.ee users are the rick and morty fanbase of lemmy instances in that they are both not allowed to live within walking distance of a school

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

boy what a cool showerthought

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

It's funny, because there seems to be more of the insufferable Redditor smuglord type on other instances than even on Reddit

[–] D61@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Look'at'me, Morty! Look!

Looklooklook!

I'm a PPB, Morty! IM PPB RRRIIIICCCCKKKK!

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the spirit of keeping away "cool guys" like that one, I say Wubbalabbadubdub or whatever

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I turned myself into a bean, Morty!

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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

First sentence should be a new tagline

Lenin: To be fair, you have to have a really high IQ to understand Marx

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

This is just like Squid Game

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago
[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

It's my favorite moving picture show, Enrique and Motto

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