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[–] wieson@feddit.org 60 points 1 week ago

Americans be talking about "non-native" plants on the world wide web

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Anyone whose ever made dandelion wine knows that they WILL fuck you.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A friend’s dad made this and we stole some as teens.

He wasn’t mad, he knew we learned a lesson.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason my great uncle used to make fortified tomato wine. I wasn’t around for it, but it seems to have exclusively been drunk by his kids, to their great regret. He could always tell by the uncontrollable retching

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's the deal with dandelion wine? Is it really strong, or just an intense flavor?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

We to drank way too much, got way too drunk, and it had an awful hangover

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Fermenting anything generally results in at most some 15-18%, depending on the yeast you use. I'd say 10-12% is more realistic for homemade wines, but 14-16 isn't out of the question.

So I don't know what the deal is specifically with dandelion wine, but usually 10% alc will fuck up a person (and a teen especially) pretty well if chugged and the brewing process usually leads to there being all sorts of things in it (alcohols sugars, not-too-toxic byproducts) so the hangovers you get from home wines are usually.... interesting, to say the least.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

But not in a good way.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

What was it like?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Off-topic but I heard second-hand that smoking camomile hits very hard.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought dandelions were now recognized as not a great food source for bees

We converted most of our yard into a native wildflower garden and I see a lot of bees these days. We also get fireflies in the summer now.

[–] bluebadoo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This! Dandelion pollen does not contain all the amino acids necessary to support native bees. However, because they come up first and bees often become attracted to the first things they feed on, they can actually make bees addicted to them. Because they can’t meet their nutritional requirements with them, they die.

Plant native plants people!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Plant native plants people!

Supposedly they may be native.

https://midwest.social/comment/17680677

[–] bluebadoo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Thank you, I’ll look into that and consider the impact of it on my beliefs :)

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[–] dumples@midwest.social 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dandelions are now basically considered native around most of the globe. There is compelling evidence both ethnobotany and genetic that dandelion are native to both Eurasia and North America.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait, what? Expand on this.

[–] dumples@midwest.social 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The gist from what I have read (mostly from Native American herbalists) is that there is a oral cultural tradition for using dandelion for both food and medicine in North America. These oral traditions have various uses for the plant that likely predate European settlement. The basic concept is that Europeans never considered that a plant that they had in Europe could appear in North America unless they brought it. It was never considered to be native in both places even though the people who used in North America have a long tradition of use back by an oral tradition. However, since this was an oral tradition no one thought to consider it valid since it wasn't written down. Since this has been suggested there is some genetic studies that back up that concept.

I found most of this information on the Dandelion section in Plants Have So Much to Give Us, All We Have to Do Is Ask: Anishinaabe Botanical Teachings. They have a good description and I have seen it mentioned now in a few other books.

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And to expand on what the other commenter said, considering the logical side of it, those seeds seem very optimized to ride air currents around the entire hemisphere, especially when there's a storm that can get them very high up.

[–] dumples@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

Exactly. They can move very far on wind currents as well as the fact they are useful plants for people. It would be very easy to carry some seeds or an entire plant with you when you move somewhere new. As well as the fact they are small enough to get caught on pant legs, shoes, clothes etc. to hitch a ride

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was in my teens before I discovered that "weed" just meant "plant you don't want." There is not really a biological definition of weed. Anything is a weed if you don't want it there.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

therefore, it is impossible to grow a weed intentionally.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Best gardening definition I have heard:

if it grows and you didn't want to, it's a weed

if it doesn't grow and you wanted it to, it's a flower

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What are the other two called?

  • If it grows and you wanted it to
  • If it doesn't grow and you didn't want it to
[–] spicyspaceelephant@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A “success” and “not a problem”

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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dandelions are the only plant that spreads using children wishes

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

perfect username ♥️

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Like bears but more athletic?

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We planted redflower currant and the bees and bumblebees love the shit out of that. Also much prettier than dandelions. Redflower currant is the plant you want to fuck, dandelion is the one you have a chance with.

[–] marketsnodsbury@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn’t red flower currant is a type of shrub with berries?

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[–] dihutenosa@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

I just mowed (parts of) my lawn. Left some clumps of different wildflowers standing, dandelions included.

I'm glad my neighbourhood does not have a Lawn Enforcement Agency.

[–] MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Now if only my city would agree with that instead of sending a citation for having an overgrown yard

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago

The other day I saw a rabbit eating dandelions from my yard it was very cute

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

there are a ton of less PITA pollinators than dandelions

there is a pollinator 'round here that competes with the dandelion that is very dandelion like but actually houses native butterfly cocoons

so the dandelions get ripped up round here

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Kill the lawn cop within yourself

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

you mean milkweed, it has to be native milkweed, otherwise the ornamental ones, usually the tropical ones can do more harm than good.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I challenge the best gardener or botanist to grow weeds.

you think it's easy, but in practice, it's impossible

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Cool flowers dude

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[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If you stop mulching or pulling out dandelions in the garden, that will soon be the only thing you're growing

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

My ~~body~~ lawn is a machine that turns non-dandelions into dandelions.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Depends on how agressive the grass is, we got some kind of tall(over six feet if left alone) cat tail looking grass that hasn't lost the fight yet after 20 years

[–] dumples@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

If you have a dandelion problem I would recommend you mulch / mow the dead dandelions you pull back into your yard. Dandelions are a dynamic accumulator which means they are very good at pulling up vitamins and minerals from the soil which they incorporate into their roots leaves, etc. This means dandelions will contain those minerals when being mulched and mowed back into your yard. If you are having a dandelion problem it likely mean your yard needs one or more of the minerals that they accumulate. So my mowing it back in you will feed your lawn and reduce their appear in the future

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Where I live it's frankly too dry for uniform grass lawns and dandelions will completely take over if left alone. I'd be fine with it if I didn't find the green jagged leafed plant and milky red stems so fugly, never mind the nice yellow flower.

I've been overseeding with white clover and native wildflowers since moving in both of which thrive in the spring choking out dandelions naturally. Puts nitrogen back into the soil too unlike grass.

All I do is aerate now.

Better for the bees in two ways. One, I'm not spraying chemicals and two, dandelions are actually pretty shit tier from a bee perspective.

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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they're very yummy in teas! I'm actually currently sipping a "s'mores" flavored tea that uses roasted dandelion root, I find it quite nice.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Dandelion leaves (blanched) are good in salads and pestos.

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