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[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

We are all Hitler. There is only one soul. Reincarnation jumps not only through space, but through time. Your next life could be a Roman slave girl c. 100 C.E. And it's just one big endless loop of consciousness. As soon as the one soul has traversed the totality of lives of every conscious being that is, was, or ever will be...then it loops back on itself and starts anew!

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That whole cosmology and religion seems based in "shut the fuck up, status quo forever, you deserve to be a peasant"

[–] DornerStan@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

or "improving society for everyone magically benefits me too"

If westerners need magical narratives to dial back their hyper-individualism I'm all for it.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

The depressing part for me was, damn, I've got to do all this shit again?

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Good point, but I'm sure I heard some stuff about "change is impossible akchually"

[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want off Mr bones' wild ride

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

What are you, some kind of Buddhist?

[–] Chump@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Back in the egg now

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

I would not siege Leningrad , but take it immidiatly.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

keep on rolling my ball of dung and never look back

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

I would simply not siege Stalingrad

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

when hitler died his body exploded and sent shards flying to all corners of the world (like the Shikon jewel from InuYasha). this is why every cracker has hitler particles lodged deep in their soul. hitler died, and a million bürgerfuhrers were born.

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That was a particularly beautiful part of the story. Burned here as he is for eternity.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I would be more curious about the past life of the person who lived in between me and Hitler, from 1945 to the 1990s. By standard reincarnation logic, this person must have been born to terrible circumstances as punishment for being literally Hitler. However they must have lived a remarkable and selfless life to have been rewarded highly with being me.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Oh, so it's wrong to be Hitler now? Fucking woke bullshit .

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would brag about being the guy who killed Hitler.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would grow a reverse Hitler moustache, to cancel out the Hitler in me

[–] crowbar@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Center part. Curly. Blond. I have a lot to atone for

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

I'd apologize, reverse all my administration's actions, and resign as president smuglord

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Figure the karma must have gotten worked out by being a lot of bugs or whatever and if I'm back to human already it's probably fine

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

I'd probably close the app and open it back up immediately on autopilot, then get frustrated at how much I use my phone.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah same answer as funky

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

MoSSad would have a field-day with that info. I gotta lay low.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Probably wake up and go "damn this is why I don't do drugs"

*implying that it'd be my first time doing something like DMT or mushrooms and it's a bad fucking trip

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

I am baffled by the idea that past lives would change anything about the present. Like, am I going to get sued (or perhaps rewarded) by "my" participation in a past life? Am I now more important for having been Alexander the Great, or less important for having been a peasant?

(I'm sure someone has thought about this more than me)

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Keep doing whatever I was already doing. Unless orher people found it out then I'd just keep that to myself

If I were an immortal being on my bullshit I would go from Hitler straight to Kanye West so I could get a residual soul link to feel myself roll in my grave. Then I'd reincarnate as piano cat as a pallet cleanser

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I would nazi that coming

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I know it's a tired joke, but I would have to look on the bright side. In a past life I was also the guy who killed Hitler.

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Laugh at my self for being even more of a loser then I thought, then Ascend to a higher plan of existence from the sheer concentrated grudge the hitlerian part of my soul will accrue as it begins to realize exactly what kind of [data expunged] that 30 million+ rampage has earned him in his next life.

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