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[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

How does hexbear rate the Servis Cheetah?

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fain-wut onitsuka tigers are literally overpriced GATs for white japanophiles

[–] NotALeatherMuppet@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just had to look up German Army Trainers. Have a version you recommend?

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Na i can't wear shoes like that anymore, old man feet

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago

what are vans?

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (4 children)

When I retire I'm getting the shoes with toes; I don't care what anyone thinks or says, I want to be comfortable

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you know whoever made this is a shoelib when the most materialist shoe of all time (the toe shoe) isn't the communist shoe brow

Horse ~~shoe~~ boot theory

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Bodyglove 3T's are the best water shoes I have found. You can even swim normally with them.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

If you want comfy and affordable barefoot shoes, make yourself some huarache-style sandals. Takes 15 minutes, they're extremely minimalistic, and very cheap to make using something like vibram sole material and a length of paracord.

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[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lunatic fringe and ill never go back xi-square-up

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Lunatic fringe are super comfy. comfy-cool

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

I'm wearing a pair of black Tims rn I am the one true leftist.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i get the appeal behind barefoot shoes but did they have to add the accent that looks like toenails?

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How would you know they were imitating a foot otherwise?

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

make them smelly

they should make a flesh colored line. that would be fun.

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Lol, flesh colored would be fun, but I don't think they need any help being smelly.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Mostly liberal agony-shivering

I did recently get into barefoot shoes (just not the ones with the toes) and honestly I thought I would have needed more time to adjust to them.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

barefoot shoes

theyre great! i've used em for a decade plus now, running, walking and work and i'll never stop

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I'm happiest with my 20€ barefoot shoes from aliexpress, I refuse to pay 70€ for what amounts to shoes with less stuff. I'm also super happy with my self-made huarache sandals, super fresh and comfy, very minimalistic and can be made for 10€ of materials or less.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it liberal to want comfortable shoes?

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Onitsukas (or Asics), the yellow ones under socialism, are probably the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

I've owned Asics before and I prefer my 990s, but they're both fine shoes.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Laces are fascism. Fuck this liberalism.

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I dont really have sneakers...

But i have some high heeled combat boot shoes, what does that make me?

Please say femmepunk communist?

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Femmepunk communist!

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

My boots have gotten work-bootier over time, straying from the standard DMs. I do keep some pretty boots off to the side

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

lunatic fringe conservative communism negative

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Chat, what if I wear crocs?

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] nothx@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

film's producers thought they were too horrible-looking to ever become popular.

Great movie, but imagine being this wrong. Lol

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[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

if you wear toe shoes you're a weirdo and i'll never trust you

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Is this universal?

I got some a long time ago and found they make excellent river shoes. It's like being barefoot only you don't slice your feet open on sharp rocks and glass. Better than sandals.

Does this make me some sort of river weirdo, because I'll accept that title.

[–] NotALeatherMuppet@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

The only time I've seen toe shoes in recent memory was on an attendee of a Chapo live show will-fancy

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[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

communism and my laces are purple catgirl-smug

[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

my dad is lunatic fringe

most auspicious

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

It's me, hi

I'm a LIB it's me

[–] jjsandwich8@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

im communism yay

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Skate shoes are anarchist I guess

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

There needs to be a blundstone to the left of center

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Sorry folks I'm lib right kitty-cri

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Why is hedonism on the left it's basically the origins of treatler

[–] prole@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I am both a communist and a liberal

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

I see no entry for olukai sandals. I have to wonder what my preferred footwear says about my political alignment.

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What does Keen hiking/work slip on shoes make me? And please don't say conservative undyne-disgust

[–] regul@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Who knew there was that much difference between horsebit and penny loafers.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

I'm a communist fascist.

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

That yellow shoe looks good. I haven't bought new shoes in forever. I have some hiking shoes I wear at work, since theyre steel toed with decent grip and don't annihilate my feet after 20,000 steps.

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