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What are the six words every woman wants to hear? (hexbear.net)
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[–] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 8 hours ago

The ERA has finally become law.

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

pee is stored in the balls

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 4 points 12 hours ago

Yes! Ha ha ha ha! Yes!

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 17 points 18 hours ago

from the river to the sea

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 23 points 22 hours ago

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

you’ve bested me in physical combat

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 13 points 21 hours ago

Hasta la victoria siempre, camarada Fidel

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

Alright, heres whats your gonna do

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 55 points 1 day ago

Stalin shouldn't have stopped at Berlin.

[–] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 20 hours ago

Yo! A spectre is haunting Europe

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Workers of the world unite!

...

Yay!?

[–] nemmybun@hexbear.net 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fully automated luxury gay space communism

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

workers of the world unite appletini

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[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 11 points 23 hours ago

And so on and so forth zizek-ok

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 2 points 16 hours ago

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago

Shes so beautiful the girl reading

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago

"I made you some pasta, babe"

[–] IsThisLoss@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago

I made you these baked beans

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 10 points 23 hours ago

I love you forever, free pizza.

[–] HakFoo 19 points 1 day ago

We're calling about your vehicle's warranty.

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 day ago

There's a snake in my boot

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"Your free bottom surgery is tomorrow"

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago

le sexy time now, lady friend

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

There is a spectre haunting Europe...

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago

Here's your favorite kind of cheese

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I guy I knew once made up this palindrome: E. Borgnine drags dad's gardening robe.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago

Holy shit.

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

Please take all of this cheese.

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

i made it the fuck up

[–] PapaEmeritusIII@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

you’re unbanned from Free Sandwich Day

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Implying all women have been banned from free sandwich day

[–] goose@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

hello woman. it’s time for smooches

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Workers of the world, unite! etc.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I heard you make beanis wine.

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[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

What's the deal with airplane food?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

No gods, no kings, no masters

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[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Whatever happened to gary cooper the

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I googled for inspiration and I found this...

It's a screenprint titled: "Whatever Happened to Gary Cooper"

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

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[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

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[–] naom3@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

I have a gundam for you

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

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