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[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

5/10 see me after next sectarianism class

[–] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

My wife and I saw you from across the room and thought you were an undialectical idealist.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

imma be real, it's just amusing to me, like iphone and android wars or other stans.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

That's the healthy response. Getting mad about what a handful of kids say online in a niche meme forum with no bearing on reality is unhealthy.

I still get a little annoyed, so I'm not there yet, but I'm making progress.

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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ah, the OP checks out. Soyjack memes and using the fact that they self-describe as an anarchist as an excuse to support literally anything anti-Marxist (regardless of truth) are their bread and butter.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Wreckers gonna wreck.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

It really just comes off as 100% online-thought when I see anyone talking about tankies, I've never heard someone say it IRL. When I got more specific knowledge about socialism growing up I started calling myself an anarchist, and then when actually engaging in activity with leftists I found the MLs and 'tankies' ~~were more serious~~(revising this because the anarchists I've known irl are plenty serious and do good work like help feed people with impromptu kitchens etc) and had a more rigorous ideology that truly supported anti-imperialist action and groups. I think whatever type of leftist you are we need to start with dismantling the current state, so at this stage it just seems like a waste of energy to worry about whether the other leftsts are too left or not left enough, as long as they aren't libs.

Anyone calling out 'tankies' really needs to evaluate their positions and whether or not they are unconsciously parroting the imperialist's view of 'authoritarian socialists'.

[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I had a DSA member tell me to watch out for tankies irl. Many of them might know better than to say it out loud, but plenty of real organizers believe tankies exist and need to be purged

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

It doesn't help that the tankies they spend so much time raging about are 10x funnier than them.

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

DSA told me they coordinated with the police for all of their protests as if it was a good thing lol

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[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It really is far out seeing extremely online arch-liberals explain to normies what a "Tankie" is by citing the Wikipedia article and talking about fucking 1956 Hungary like anybody GIVES A SHIT about the Hungary today, let alone 70 years ago lmao.

like anybody GIVES A SHIT about the Hungary today, let alone 70 years ago lmao.

They do seem to hate it for not getting on the Ukraine bandwagon

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

(revising this because the anarchists I've known irl are plenty serious and do good work like help feed people with impromptu kitchens etc)

Those Actually Existing Anarchists are also called "tankies" by anarkiddies, because it is authoritarian to make them feel bad about their lack of action in the real world.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Db0 really outdoing my assessment as a shitlib shithole today

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah there feels like there is an anti-tankie aktion going on in the fediverse this week. Maybe it’s always like that and I just stay cozy over here.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

It's always like this...

[–] brain_in_a_box@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ever since he got started getting called a tankie by goat and the other crypto fash at .world and shitjustworks he's been troubling down on left punching hysteria to try to convince them hes still one of the good ones.

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the chess-played soy wojak dweeb.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I pushed that Sanctus guy and got a "i was just joking!" And it's like you could have fooled me, jokes are funny

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

lmao translation: they have no argument or points to back up their post so now its “just a joke”.

[–] bdazman@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (118 children)

I realized a while ago the only reason these kids constantly (try to) debunk On Authority is because it's the shortest piece on anarchism they can find by a reputable Marxist and they will be damned before they read anything longer than a few pages.

[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately a lot of anarchists do read anarchist lit which just affirms all their positions but unlike materialist works, doesn't require any evidence for the reader to accept it. The vibes and validation is all they need to say "see I have read and what I read says you are wrong"

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

billie-eilish-anarchist That sentence had too many syllables, apologize!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

No moves have been made on that chessboard

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Me, an intellectual Marxist Leninist: uhhhh anarchists dress funny and they smell bad uhhhhhhhhh

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] somename@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i might dress funny but i don’t smell THAT bad

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[–] Kopfrkingl@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

I clicked on the inbox 🥀

[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

I thought it was a slop post when I first clicked it and realized it was earnest to my immediate demise

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

saw this a couple hours ago and immediately hit "local" on the main view. Easily the dumbest shit I've seen since we federalized.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] booty@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

further proof that the nazi instance has no value and should be defederated

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