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[–] Maroon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh yea. Apparently you can make high quality edible protein with Gorse that have become invasive in Australia and New Zealand.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago

Some places in California, can sign up to volunteer with (paid expert) rangers to clear invasives

[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I live on a few acres of conservation land. All my homies smash lantern flies when we see them. Get wrecked, you tree destroying fucks.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 20 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Eat the invasive species! At least when its safe to do so. Shame that shore crabs are not invasive where I live because I can catch them pretty efficiently. At least they are plentiful enough that they don't even need to bother with setting catch limits.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

I hear lionfish are tasty!

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Why would you become a blind pirate?

I don't get it.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 53 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

“I didn’t see anything”

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

OK...
But would it be a problem if I did?

Or are there areas to protect invasive species? I don't think that's a thing?

So, still don't get it.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 64 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I think the general idea is that you shouldn’t mess with conservation land. The general public isn’t educated enough to know what is invasive and what isn’t, so the rules say don’t disturb stuff. But if someone who was educated was in the park removing invasive species, they are almost certainly “breaking the rules”, but doing a net positive thing.

So if you see it…you didn’t.

[–] cenzorrll@piefed.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

Some of it, at least with plants, is that the invasive species has taken over a niche of the native species. So in removing it, you alter the balance of the ecosystem. Native birds in an area may be at more risk than a native bush due to a loss in habitat, so it's better to leave an invasive bush if it provides that need for the bird

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (4 children)

ls "conservation land" something special, then?
English Wikipedia seems not to know it, and dictionary translated it to "Landschaftsschutzgebiet" in my language, which is like the most unprotective "protection" category there is.
Basically you could even build a huge tourist ressort or industrial complex in one of those if you know what you are doing...

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I’m from the states and I took this as “national park” (or perhaps state) land. It’s land intended for ecological conservation.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It could mean anything from private land with an easement to prohibit building on it to a National Park, depending on context and jurisdiction. It's just a non-specific term for "land that is conserved in some way."

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

The nomenclature is really messy across countries and even sub-country entities. The Portuguese language Wikipedia even highlights the mess:

Nomenclature diversity across countries. // Some surveys estimate protected areas in different countries and regions are called by at least a hundred names, and not uncommonly countries have their own categories of protected spaces, roughly similar to the protected space concept defined by the IUCN.

From that I guess the restrictions associated with those spaces also change, and in some you aren't supposed to remove local fauna and/or flora, creating situations like in the meme (removing invasive species is against the letter of the rule, but within the spirit).

[–] Coldmoon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Try using context clues for a brief second

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de -5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I did, even did some additional research trying to clear up ambiguous terms (what's a "conversation area"?) and looked up rules in another country (US) that was referenced by a less confused person.

Meme still doesn't make sense.
Should even be the complete opposite.
If you recognize it, report invasive species!

If there are hidden context clues I missed, please point them out to me, so that I will learn why I am the moron and not some of the others here that post stuff that just don't make sense given the facts.

Is the original post perhaps satire of some kind?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Are you satire of some kind?

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz -1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

I am assuming "conservation areas" in this sense means native/indigenous lands

edit: Whoops I am wrong. Ecological conservation then. I thought invasive species were bad for those?

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You are probably confusing it with "reservation".

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

idk I was just guessing. I don't see how the joke with ecological conservation (since getting rid of invasive species is good, right?)

[–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Usually, on land that is intended to be preserved, they don't want random people hacking away at vegetation, so they will have rules about it. If a park ranger or someone like that sees you cutting down trees or whatever, you are probably going to get yelled at or fined or something.

It's also highly dependent on species and location. Some invasive species will basically multiply if you try to tear them out, either resprouting vegetatively, or through seed spread. Species like tree-of-heaven or paulonia also become huge trees, so they probably don't want you cutting those down.

Some places like Oahu are basically 95% invasive species, so if you remove that, you have nothing left. Oahu is basically all guava and mesquite trees, and without that, the soil washes away, and there's no hope of recovery, so invasive management needs to be done in consultation with experts.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 18 hours ago

Same here.
Meme is imho somewhat crappy and certainly to un-scientific to be under "science memes".

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 points 21 hours ago

Cuz you ain't seen shit.

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

why would it matter if you saw them? it's illegal to do that ?

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 points 13 hours ago

Depends on the rules. Some places it would be illegal to disturb anything in conservation areas like parks but other areas it would be illegal to ignore invasive plants and not remove them.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 12 points 18 hours ago

In some places it could be. Depends how anal the rangers want to be. They're basically cops so I'd say chance of a power trip is high.

[–] this@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago

It doesn't matter whether its illegal if the authorities are stupid enough.

[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What is going on here? This feels like Reddit with all the bitching

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

I'm all but about out of here. Look at this meme, totally made up problem.