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[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 64 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Flame of Udun!

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?

That's fucking metal

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago

Is there a difference?

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago (6 children)

See? It's not that men can't find the clitoris. It's just that womens orgasms aren't worth fighting the Uterus monster.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

Stand back, I'm going in!

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 15 points 4 days ago

Let it nibble a bit on your dick as a treat

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

it's missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.

She was into Conan O'Brien.

[–] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I wish my wife was as into me as I am with her.

spoilerI'm not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet.

[–] Azzu@leminal.space 10 points 4 days ago

You can just ask to be pegged, many women are happy to do it nowadays.

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You make it sound like a bad thing?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

which part is a bad thing?

none of it was bad. it just was. i was into diablo 2, she was into conan o'brien. we broke up after two months.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You could've met half way with Conan the Barbarian.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

neither of us were that cultured at that time. but that would have beautiful.

but we did watch Stanley Kubrick films together and we met in drama club.

[–] Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

That's just how it is during a period

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago

Sigh... unzips

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can't find the nice spot without a proper map?

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[–] josephc@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago

Pee is stored in the Balrogs.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

ram

Can be good advice for working with one of these

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

[–] Lehmuusa@nord.pub 15 points 4 days ago

Just came by to say that these two fit together very beautifully!

image

[–] wake@quokk.au 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Teeth was a great documentary movie about vagina dentata.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 6 points 3 days ago

this is how you teach satanists how the vagina works

[–] L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GOT TEETH???

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Vagina dentata...what a wonderful phrase!

[–] FluorineBalloon@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

And this was BEFORE that movie, too!

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That vagina is spiky and on fire.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Fuck don't show this to christians!

[–] darklamer@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago

Hellish good sex!

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