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I bet Xi instructed Putin to request the secrets from Trump

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[–] pastalicious@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Imagine thinking Trump could comprehend let alone retain and eventually share technical information.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

The Iron Dome- it's not really a dome, a lot of people don't know that, but that's what they call it: Iron Dome. And it's a really terrific dome if you ask me. We don't have a dome but we're gonna have a wall, which is a lot better than a dome trump-anguish

[–] Galli@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Trump is more of a daytime tv viewer than a war thunder player

There would be some humor to be had if the war thunder leaks somehow lead to the bypassing of the iron dome.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Seriously lmao like Trump is giving details about flaws.

Trumps take away from the iron dome briefing was probably that it's a literal giant dome so rockets can't hit anything under it.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago
[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

trump-anguish "I have placed information vital to the survival of Hamas into the memory systems of this R2 unit... Help me Vladimir Putin, you're my only hope."

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

someone needs to deepfake this right the fuck now

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Russiagate melted liberals brains

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

Very deliberately so, yes

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

this is like that game where you see how many wikipedia links you need to click to get to hitler

[–] the_kid@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I heard China and DPRK were involved too, just every bad country is in on it

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Deep in my bones I just know somehow Cuba is behind this.

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Everyone forget that Hussein was POTUS for 8 years.

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

New axis of evil™ just dropped

[–] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Don't forget Venezuela

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

Trump told them the one secret that holds the key to Iron Dome; One Iron Dome interceptor missile costs like 100,000$ but they still have to shoot it at the rocket you made out of 20$ of drain pipe and fertilizer.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Comrade Trump playing 4d chess, love how both libs and chuds agree on this now

joker-amerikkklap

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

It's weird how liberals are aware of the whole "the enemy is simultaneouly strong and weak" aspect of fascism and then turn around and talk about how the dumbest motherfucker in a Florida retirement community outsmarted multiple countries state department.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Spinning the giant wheel of countries for a dying empire and it's vassal state to launch one more genocidal boondoggle war against, Iran, China, Russia, let's go!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Natsec ghouls be like:

🎵 Wheel of Immorality turn, turn, turn
teach us the country(s) that we should burn 🎵

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Don't forget were being extra cruel to Venezuelans again to gin up support.

[–] somename@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

They can’t stand the idea of the global south having any degree of agency, inventiveness, or autonomy.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

There's a dang cheeto paramotoring into occupied Palestine

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Liberal foreign policy is just them coping with 2016 more than half a decade later.

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

I don't think Donald Trump knows how to get past the iron dome I think if you explained it to him he wouldn't get it

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

If Putin relied on Trump to deliver sensitive information, he'd be an even bigger moron than Trump.

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago
[–] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The last few days have done so much psychic damage to me goddamn

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I feel like just as soon as libs are starting to get on board with some more leftist thinking, something like this comes around and erases all of the progress, and then some

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

[–] ikiru@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

An orange spectre is haunting Israel.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No way did anyone actually tell Trump how to do it in the first place, though. He wouldn't have known.

[–] jimmyjazx@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

yeah israel is evil not stupid

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Trump hid the plans in R2-D2, were these guys not paying any attention?

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Last week they were blaming Russia for immigration from South America. It's just the new "you can't not support this" thought terminating cliche

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

It's true, I can read Trump's lips from that photo

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

lmao if that were true, it would be the funniest thing Trump's ever done

if we want to go all conspiracy brained about this, I think this twitter post is way more interesting than that liberal nonsense

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

We love our brave, brave Palestinian martyrs, don't we folks? cheeto-man

What if instead of Thom Hartmann it was Die-Hardman and this tweet was confusing but way more based?

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Israel has hypnotized the world.

hypnotized?

[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Average Liberal: Palestine bad cuss Trump bad!

Average Leftist: Please shut the fuck up...