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It must be how I sit because it doesn't happen to my right foot.
The sock topologically rotates because it remembers the wash spin cycle and the dryer.
It becomes entangled.
Socks which disappear in the dryer, well, they just do the equivalent of rotating beyond gimbal lock, in hyperdimensional space, of which our reality is merely a 3D shadow.
... the 'quantum spin' theory of 'socks doing somewhat odd things'.
Then explain the right sock, nerdddddddd
... what right sock?
You mean the anti-sock??
You mean quasi-sock
Just get a new foot so this stops happening. I have some old, discount feet if you want one for cheap. Most are Australian, though I do have some Maltans in here, somewhere.
Pics? I may be interested, but I need to know if they are quality or not. Gotta make sure I'm not getting scammed.
Officer, right over here.
(an offering of officer feet for your collection)
If I wanted pig feet, I'd take pictures of my own
Ah shit, I fucked up guys. Pack it up in the van. Now the battle is lost!
Looks like you're making too many left turns.
me getting lost in a fallout game
There's a small beetle living in your shoe whose sole job is to slightly inconvenience you in any way possible. It has arrived on this method of podiatric torture.
You said "how you sit" which makes me think you're not walking much. Do you rub your feet on the floor, carpet, shoe, other foot, etc? Stimming like that can rotate my socks, but I don't have it happen when walking. I don't exactly rub them in the same way
It's actually your foot rotating inside the sock.
Finally, some dull content!
When I pointed it out to my wife and she just replied with, "I don't know what you want me to do with that information," I knew it was perfect for this community
Ah yes. The philosopher's sock. Sockrotates.
I had holes in mine so I took them to a tailor. "Euripides" he stated, "Eumenides?" I asked.
Wittiest joke of 2026. Bravo.
You may pronate on one side. It could be fixable with orthotics.
Oh yeah, yeah, definitely. I know some of these words!
Your left foot is probably slightly smaller than the right, so the sock is looser, and gets twisted.
It's common to have feet of different sizes. There's nearly a half size difference between mine.
Your left foot is a fan of Bonnie Taylor. This is normal.
Think you're due for an alignment
If you are lost in the woods just follow the direction of your left sock otherwise you'll end up walking in circles. /s
Toe socks! (Also available in non-rainbow)
Why would you get them in any other color? I mean, every toe is a different color. That's not going to happen with black or blue socks.
These come free with your arch distro
I did not get them :(
Mine came free, just $25 in shipping and service fees
The skin mites on your left foot socialized and joined forces to shift your sock so they could share the most nourishing parts.
The right foot's ones may be more individualistic.
You need to buy a new foot.
Has the quality of the socks decreased? My last set of those was awful. (Switched to Tesco's workman's socks, last forever)
Anecdotally, every article of Hanes clothing I have ever worn has been of remarkably poor quality.
I'm a dress socks guy, but yes, I have some old socks that were comfortable, the elasticity was perfect. New socks are either stiff, shitty elastic, bad material. I cannot find good ones anywhere, besides one brand in particular. I used to go to express or men's wearhouse and they had great socks (and boxers), and it's like those are t a thing anymore.
I use Tesco workman's socks (I imagine UK only) and step one underwear - really good, but have been advertising recently, so I don't know if they are enshiterfying.
Can confirm -- i have the same socks and they fucking suck. They started wearing through in like 3 or 4 months. Trying out some Duluth socks.
that's a special feature of hanes socks from walmart.
I have those same shit socks. Never buying Hanes socks again.
Self cleaning I see.
My right sock does it! Sock bros
Swap socks with OP to create singularity
Your socks don't fit. Your right foot may be slightly bigger or maybe sticky?
How you walk as well maybe. Get scientific about it and keep a notebook where you track the position and what you were doing at the time.
film it to check how bad your pronation is
Attach a gyroscope and beam data to your phone!
Your left sock doesn't follow earths rotation.
Maybe they live on the other side of the globe