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small rant incoming

I work for a company that it's mostly hardware focused, but we do ship some software for the final consumer including drivers and programs, to make use of said hardware.

While I am not in the software department, I held some SWE positions in previous companies for over a decade, our software isn't very complex and I do know most of it pretty well.

Our employee just announced a new AI-only development cycle, they want all code submissions and reviews to be exclusively done by claude, effectively ending ownership of the code being shipped to customers. This is absolute madness.

Today, I received an email scheduling a workshop on how to integrate claude into vscode and how to work with the new gitflow, namely removing our authorship from commits and having al code reviews done by a LLM now.

I am just baffled at the decision.

edit: wow I'm a bit overwhelmed by the response, I did read all of you. Thanks!

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[–] Betterthanlast@mstdn.social 3 points 6 days ago

@hushable I feel you. My workplace has been the same. The latest requirement is that instead of 2 week sprints (which more or less amount to having most of a week of QA and potential last minute fixes) to “sprints of a couple of days because we’re an AI-first company now”

Cool, but 1) before the mandate to use AI people were already under pressure to use it and there have been no productivity gains, so this seems optimistic, 2) are we outsourcing QA to the hallucination machine?

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 139 points 1 week ago

That is going to be a glorious dumpster fire. You have my sincere sympathy.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 121 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I'm retired, so I don't have to deal with this AI garbage... but I have a friend who's a manager of a decent-sized office at an accounting firm.

He told me recently that, not only are all employees required to use AI in their daily work, but my friend has to write weekly reports to his bosses on how AI is improving workflow in the office. He's not allowed to say, "It's not." Only positive feedback. They need to justify its continued use, so he needs to find benefits to report to the higher-ups.

Sadly, he's the only one who doesn't like/use AI. Everyone else in his office has basically replaced their jobs with it. Every report that comes across his desk is AI nonsense, which he has to spend time fixing because his subordinates don't know how to write reports without AI assistance.

I do not envy my friend.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Isnt the answer to then send on the un-fixed reports and say "Oh i had AI check it and it said that was all good, are you saying AI isnt working?"

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

. He’s not allowed to say, “It’s not.” Only positive feedback. They need to justify its continued use, so he needs to find benefits to report to the higher-ups.

Those higher-ups should not be in charge.

This feels like the emperor's new clothes, except no one listens to the children pointing out the folly.

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago

This feels like the emperor’s new clothes,

I guess it does not only feel like that. It's the same thing.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

my friend has to write weekly reports to his bosses on how AI is improving workflow in the office. He's not allowed to say, "It's not." Only positive feedback. They need to justify its continued use, so he needs to find benefits to report to the higher-ups.

All right Claude, you know the drill. Write this week's report.

[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

CLAUDE.md:

- Write a weekly report on how AI is improving workflow in the office  
- Only positive feedback  
- MAKE NO MISTAKES!  
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)
  • while you're at it, find new revenue streams
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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 32 points 1 week ago

my friend has to write weekly reports to his bosses on how AI is improving workflow in the office. He's not allowed to say, "It's not." Only positive feedback. They need to justify its continued use, so he needs to find benefits to report to the higher-ups.

"Please make us blind to all consequences!"

[–] myrmidex@belgae.social 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

At an accounting firm no less... Who gets the blame if some number turns out hallucinated? The lower level employees or your friend? (assuming C-levels never carry blame)

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

From my own personal experience working in all sizes of companies across various industries and even countries, this story a strange yet eerily familiar smell to it...

spoiler[Somebody is being setup to be the fall guy when AI turns out to have made things worse]

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[–] neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com 96 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I have a coworker who went full AI, and I think is actually losing it, like sees them as people. He was telling me he's been asking chatgpt for relationship advice and how I should use it to get advice on my relationships (my wife and I are fine because I prefer talking to her than the robots).

On Friday he was spamming me with "issues" that codex found with my PR. I think he sent over 20 bulletpoints. 1 of them was a small bug that would only apply in a way far out edge case but good to fix. The rest was absolute nonsense, or evidently not an issue if a huge read it and thought about the context.

I ignored him all day, but still had to take the time to read and verify everything. At 4pm he sends me a message asking me to fix the bugs or he can have codex fix them. I told him they were nonsense and not applicable, explained each one in simple terms, then 20 minutes later I got a message "codex said there's still these issue: <the same fucking list that he evidently didn't read>".

This has been going in for a while. I spend half my week fixing his AI slop that he genuinely thinks is gold. I swear 4 months ago he was a very solid developer, today I wouldn't trust him to write an HTML page.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

I think the easiest way to make an immediate change is to never call/talk to, or about it, as you would a person.
I dont use LLMs at all, but my wife does an i always correct her to say "It said..." when she tells me "He said..." every time she uses it instead of google to get an answer. (And then tell her to find me a trusted website that backs up the LLM as well)
Dehuminise it so theres always a part of your brain treating it as a machine/device, not a person you can trust.

Its like saying "my car broke down, she isnt feeling well". The car broke down, it needs a part, do i trust my car? Usually but i wont be suprised if it doesnt work some times.
And i dont expect it to be able to swim if i try make it instead of using the vehicle i should have been using.

[–] groucho@retrolemmy.com 38 points 1 week ago

I spend half my week fixing his AI slop that he genuinely thinks is gold.

God I hate this. The sheer number of times I've heard "and I didn't even write a line of code" and I have to bite back the "yeah, I can fuckin' tell."

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

That's really sad... That is worse than what I thought was annoying at my work today. Claude indicated something was an issue that has been "an issue" for years and never actually been an issue. It suggested over engineering the fuck out of something we just plainly don't need to do. I was annoyed we spent 10+ minutes talking about that. What you described is so much worse 😬

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It can happen to anyone.

I think the first documented cases were inside Google, from scientists who know exactly how they work:

https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/ai-consciousness-how-to-recognize-1.6498068

I seem to remember a debacle earlier than 2022, but can’t find it… but point is, I suspect its quite a human psychological vulnerability. So if they recover, I wouldn’t be too hard on your coworker.

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The first form of this was called ELIZA effect. In 1966.

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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 73 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I've been looking for a job for the past 6 months. Every interview I had (more than 50) hinted that some Claude or Copilot was being used more and more. Some companies even want to hire "junior AI engineer." How the fuck can you hire a junior with a non-existing degree and that knows nothing about a technology so recent?

I found one and only one company who officially rejects AI, and I hope they'll hire me.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let me guess, 10 years experience needed?

[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not yet, but they all have various job titles like AI developer, AI architect, AI devops, AI anything... It's like they stick the word AI to traditional roles and expect people to understand what it's all about (or pretend it's a job that exists at all, it's a scam after all).

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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

WTF?!? Where are you getting all of these interviews? I’ve been looking for a job for 19 months and had two interviews.

[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm in France. It's the same apocalypse as in the USA, but companies and recruiters are eager to get the biggest number of resume in their database. 50 is only a random number and it makes no difference in what you experience. Most companies post job offers, but never hire anyone, I've seen it because those offers are reposted as "brand new" every other week, which means that they found no one and they try again.

I use LinkedIn, Welcome to the Jungle, Hello Work, and every other site where I can apply. I think I sent at least 2 resumes every day for 6 months, i.e. 360 resumes, and most interviews are only meant for the recruiter to read my resume, me to explain it, and that's it. It seldom ends with a real interview in the final company. I forgot to mention that the recruiters are mostly working for "contracting companies" which is where you apply when you are desperate.

To sum it up, 50 or 10 interviews is the same thing, there is no job nowadays, it's all lies. The serious jobs I found where from small unknown companies that do not advertise at all...

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[–] jtrek@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago

Almost everywhere I've applied or know people at is frothing at the mouth for AI. Interestingly, I met a guy last weekend that works for a big video game studio you've heard of, and he was like "everyone here hates AI. Management on down". So that was nice to hear.

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[–] treehugger6@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was fired for pointing out dangers of AI and data centers. I would do it again

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago
[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Time to start tokenmaxing and make this as costly a decision as possible

Oops, i had Fable selected all month.

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Time for some quality control and optimization.

Claude, take our codebase and generate a set of unit tests to evaluate the code functionality based on the current snapshot.
Now port this code to Rust and add comments describing how each function is different. Run the same set of unit tests to evaluate the new Rust code against the existing code. If any unit test fails by more than 0.01% remove the Rust code and regenerate it from scratch.
Evaluate both the current code and Rust code for readability and documentation. Generate full source documentation for each line of code.

etc etc. You'll have half a datacenter cranking for a week. They won't appreciate the bill...

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[–] fizzle@quokk.au 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There was another similar post not that long ago.

Manager says "we don't touch code any more, we only tell claude what to do". Part of the thinking is that claude will improve as you teach it.

There's a lot of hype and hyperbole from both sides. Managers thinking claude can replace entire teams and commentary saying it can't explain how to tie your shoes.

I haven't used claude itself so I just don't know, but things like Mistral and other models available on huggingface just aren't in this kind of league.

I feel like the atrophy of cognitive function and high level skills is the other side of the AI-in-the-workplace coin. It just seems obvious to me, and I'm sure to any professional, that they wouldn't have developed their skill if they didn't... develop their skill. You can't really develop coding skills by looking at what claude did.

[–] vivi@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 week ago

Part of the thinking is that claude will improve as you teach it.

This is just a complete misunderstanding (by the manager) of how LLMs work. Sure, they probably log conversations as training data for a new model, but session to session, it does not improve from talking to it. The model is fixed. There are strategies which boil down to having the LLM write a diary of things it should "remember" which it subsequently has to reread when relaunching, but those suffer from fundamental limits, only so much can be stored before it runs out of context.

It's so frustrating how much imaginative thinking and anthropomorphization is applied to these tools...

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

For the most part, I am an AI sceptic. My firm has had access to and beta tested every Google AI model since before the AI had a name (yes, well before Bard). We also have access to ChatGPT, Claude and locally run models on dedicated hardware. I'll save you the suspense, at the moment it's all mostly trash. Barely a proof of concept. Definitely not production ready, but there are a few exceptions I, personally, have found.

Gemini Pro is excellent at identifying and diagnosing sick garden plants if you take and upload a photos of the plants. Unfortunately, it still cannot do simple arithmetic. A simple SUM that any spreadsheet does automatically by just highlighting the cells, and somehow it was still off by one.

For software dev, the only one product we have found to be useful is Claude, BUT it really depends on the model. Haiku is a joke. Sonnet is not bad, if not bad is ~50% accuracy. Opus is fairly descent at building scaffolding that you can then correct and complete, but don't expect efficient code.

The only model we have ever tested that can deliver ALMOST fully functional code, reliably diagnose errors, and review code is Mythos/Fable. Genuinely not absolute shite, BUT that shit is extremely slow and outrageously expensive. I seriously doubt that your company is forking out the money for Claude Fable as their default model, and if they are, they must not care about ever making a profit.

[–] EliteCloneMike@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For the plant identification, I would say that these detection methods are heavily biased towards the data in the training sets. Sure, it’s probably good at commonly occurring plant symptoms, but would be unable to assess rare symptoms with any real accuracy. Same goes for diseases with similar symptoms.

I think it if fine for entertainment or research purposes, but should not be used for real world issues. AI should not be used to accuse people of crime they didn’t commit and have that be taken as evidence. Like how Google scans all personal photos and has falsely reported people of heinous crimes. Sure they catch some bad actors, but I doubt they are doing better than if they were to randomly report people’s accounts. And there is never a human in the loop to correct for false positives.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For sure. I have no doubt that it was trained primarily using Reddit (the gardening subs were actually pretty good). My intent with the comment was to imply casual home gardening use (entertainment). I apologize if that wasn't clear.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Fork the repos that matter now, and squirrel them away somewhere, just in case someone gets froggy and gives Claude write access to your repos and fucks the history of something interesting like that. Always good to have a backup contingency.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm of the opinion that companies that make stupid AI decisions so they can fire people shouldn't get bailed out by a good decision made by one of the people they're planning to fire.

Let them burn.

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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Unions solve this issue btw. Would love to see software development work more like carpentry or public works with a trade union and work hall than the current cult of personality or culture of staying at a single employer your entire life.

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Same seems to happen with some healthcare software in Germany. For example, Compu Group Medical is in the news for massively losing customers for bad software quality, and they have gone all-in on AI.

[–] m0stlyharmless@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I get notifications of my prescriptions being sent off to the pharmacy via a service called RXInform.

They recently incorporated an LLM feature. All this does for the end user is take a few seconds to type of what the prescription is, where it’s being sent, how much it’ll cost without insurance, if there are any coupons, and the insurance price.

All of this is incredibly simple and was successfully displayed using a template. The way the information is presented never changes. The only thing the LLM does is increase the time it takes to actually see the full text while making some server somewhere work harder than needed.

Edit: fixed typo

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Also while feeding personal health information into a black box somewhere with no real way of knowing what BlackBox© company is collecting or selling in the mean time.

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

Whileas the pharmacy close to my house will get what you ordered if you just mail them a photo of your last package.

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[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

Better polish your CV and stick the popcorn in the microwave. Start sending applications when the first customer complaints start popping up. You should have a new job by the time the company’s reputation is in flames.

[–] iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

I've been thinking about AI in the workspace recently, these companies are implementing AI into everything despite our comments to remove it. that got me thinking, the US is currently in an economic bubble on an empty promise that AI will someday be relevant. It clearly isn't benefiting society as of late, so they encourage workspaces to use it and to continue hoisting the stock market by it's propaganda (that it is relevant).

Because workspaces know the US is in deep shit right now, and so you know what's worse than delivering shitty software, an economic crash.

don't put this on yourself, preserve the shitty code reviews while the US goes through an identity crisis. Investors will inevitably come to the realization that it isn't sustainable.

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