I denounce Hamas for not having a patreon account.

No, I denounce Israel for creating Hamas

I don't denounce a god-damn thing

Israel says that the Palestinians are "human animals;" that's exactly backwards. Animals are what they want. Docile cattle who will allow themselves to be penned up, half-starved, whipped, branded, and culled by ol' Farmer Zion.

Standing up, breaking the fence, and fighting back is exactly what proves the Palestinians are still human, despite Israel's best efforts to the contrary.

I denounce them for waiting so long to mount a proper resistance and not taking more hostages.

A little bit to my surprise, ol' Norman Finkelstein, in his media appearances since this latest development in the occupation, has refused to condemn Hamas. In his interview with Chris Hedges yesterday, he explained this decision with reference to slave revolts in the US, John Brown, and the Haitian revolution. I think it's a sound comparison.

Yes, I denounce Hamas for not fighting hard enough. Death to America, there was no WMD in Iraq, Great Satan cope and seethe

Look, if Jeremy Corbyn can still piss off literally every single rightist on the planet by refusing to dignify this question with an answer, so the fuck can you.

They are literally still doing "long Corbyn" over here

I denounce Hamas for not being similar enough to the PFLP and I denounce the PFLP for not being as strong as Hamas.

“No and I don’t denounce the IRA either”

It’s all pretty much the same argument about the IRA, religious ideological differences with Hamas aside. Yes of course I support the IRA. Innocent people losing their lives is a tragedy, absolutely. And 100% of the blame falls on the UK colonizers, not the IRA though.

I denounce HAMAS for always picking Mr. Game and Watch, he's a bullshit cheap-ass character whose side-B is broken

No. Even if Hamas is a bit ideologically seedy, right now they're Palestine's best shot at freedom. I say let 'em cook.

Why wouldn't I just say, "No, they're cool and good."

Give Gaza some modern combat jets and we can talk.

I always just ask if they denounce Isreal

I denounce Hamas for not making it all the way to the River.

"Israels government helped them rise to power, so apparently it's what they wanted."

I'm just gonna keep a card with that Mark Twain quote in my wallet.

Master class in subverting the "will you condemn Hamas?" question:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q65lBllbv1g

I denounce their failure to eliminate Genocide Joe

"Not nearly as much as I denounce the actions of Isreal and the United States."

in the pretty shitty Andrew Whatsisname video where he goes to a palestine rally in america somewhere, he lets organizers and other people talk and they're all good but then of course he has to bothsides it by letting some israeli rapper dudebro speak as well.

said dudebro turns to the organizer and asks "do you denounce hamas tho" and she's like "not the right question to ask right now" and he's not having it. then he goes on to ask the camera "what if your cute sister was at a music festival..."

so an otherwise OK segment where people get to voice actual shit gets overshadowed by dudebro essentially drowning them out with fart noises. and half the comments predictably are "oh she didn't engage with him in the marketplace of ideas, the left can't comprehend this nuanced and complex issue"

I would be like the yes chad, but instead of saying yes I'm saying no.

"no"

"What did mushed garbanzo beans ever do to you?"

I denounce hamas for not learning anything from the Ukrainians and failing to open up an online social media marketplace where I can buy commemorative scrap metal ripped off Merkava tanks