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[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Okay, why the fuck would a Jewish man ever wear the gold star willingly?

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Why would he put up a big sign that reads "Jewish Lies Sold Here" or add a pirate skull sticker on his bottle of liquid porn?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

pirate skull sticker on his bottle of liquid porn?

Sounds like an energy drink lol

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 years ago

To make it rad af! Also this dude is selling liquid abortion so he's aok in my book.

[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

God this is a cursed image made by ghouls.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

There are a bunch of threads on 4chan generating these images, so you can count on them not knowing anything.

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

ben garrison effect it's to make it really obvious he's Jewish

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

IKR? The only people who wear it today are background extras for movies and conservatives who think no free parking is basically the same thing as the holocaust

[–] KarlBarqs@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Given how racist the entire image is, and how the sign in the corner says "Jewish lies sold here", I suspect it's the artist's way of implying the Holocaust was fake yea

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

me and the boys, buying bottles of porn, war, covid, and "no pigs feet" or whatever that top shelf far left thing is.

why yes, we do have a groupon.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"no pigs feet"

I think that's a "no fetus" sign.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

yeah, sounds aces. we'll take one growler of "no fetus".

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I was trying to figure out what that was and wondering if it was a silhouette of South Africa

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fucked up how there's communities on twitter pumping shit like this hourly. Like the AI Coomers frying out their dopamine receptors but instead it's a hedonic treadmill of nazism.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No actually thinking on it further it is actually Jokerfying my brain that fash of all stripes are going whole hog in support of AI.

Like their sincere reaction to megacorps engulfing all of future human mainstream culture in blurry plagiarism machine outputs and 4-5 talentless nepo babies is 'this is good because it's sticking it to those decadent corrupt artists (like the children's cartoon animator who drew a black person once)'.

You'd think this would garner a 'I hate the antichrist' reaction out of them but nope

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

It shows how flimsy their "da jooz contrul teh wurld" excuse is if they're this trusting of corporations and AI.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If it weren’t for the Jews, no one would be interested in seeing naked people

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago

Stupid sexy jews

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nobody in human history was horny until Joseph Judiasm (Creator of Judiasm) invented it to weaken his political enemies, which is why there are no horny cave drawings or ancient sex toys

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Joseph Judiasm (Creator of Judiasm)

Isn't he the fucking son of Yakub, the guy who created white people?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Aren't you glad Elon allows shit like this?

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

can't imagine why advertisers don't want to be next to this

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Honestly, its fine. Like, the image is fucked. But its fucked in the old traditional internet way, rather than a post by some guy named Dilbert Garfield who just can't help talking about how much he likes Diet Coke and has 8000 likes from similar accounts.

At least this is something we can all point and laugh at.

this is not fine worse even than diet coke posting

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

We don't gotta hand it to em.

[–] Targuinia@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

thank u jewish ppl for gay porn

o7

[–] glans@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Love to drink me some porn

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

How do Neo-nazis always make it seem like their opposition is building a much cooler world than they'd build?

[–] ComradeCmdrPiggy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago
[–] Ananasova@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

can i have one gay bottle, please?

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Leftists: Israel is an Islamophobic white supremacist regime committing genocide on Palestinians

Nazis: Israel is the mastermind of the great replacement conspiracy, they want Muslim Jihadist migrants to outnumber us westerners and establish Sharia Law with LGBTQ characteristics

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Liberals: gee, those seem like the exact same position (if you have a dog’s brain and only understand tone)

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

inb4 this groyper gets cancelled by his twitter in-group for being anti-war

[–] Einstein@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

WAR!! HUHH!!!

What is it goooood for!!

Shitty racists memes?

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

horseshoe shit ☠ he only hates ukraine and israel because both heads of state are jewish people