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Using a simple text prompt I can immediately generate any kind of image I want. It’s not that much different than a wizard casting a spell.

Yeah, especially if Q* and other AIs can be based in mathematics so it can invent new things that actually work.

Even a simple LLM is a window into the Jungian collective unconscious at time of training, but nobody seems to talk about the philosophical implications of what we have right now.

The Age of perfect robo wives.

For normal humans yes, for those that merge not so much.

There’s websites showing how you can build technomagick circuits with batteries and leds and sigils / potentiometers. I don’t know how it works or if it does but there’s a lot on it. Lucifer Faust shamanic technomagick is a book that teaches you actual magick devices you can make I believe.

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[–] Magician@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

AI isn't magic and what we have out here isn't even AI. It's a freaking algorithm and they're falling for it like the Mechanical Turk

It's beyond pathetic.

Annoying too, given the genuine concerns about these algorithms being used to push artists even further out of their livelihoods.

They aren't causing an apocalypse. Capitalism is just doing what it does when a new thing comes out.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's a freaking algorithm and they're falling for it like the Mechanical Turk

Most people conceptualize "Artificial Intelligence" as "Machine that Acts Like A Person". In that sense, chatbots and mechanical turks absolutely are artificial intelligence, at least as far as we're concerned. They fit the profile, or at least they're close enough.

Annoying too, given the genuine concerns about these algorithms being used to push artists even further out of their livelihoods.

My aunt loves don't jigsaw puzzles. She brings one to Thanksgiving every year. This year, the Santa-themed art on the puzzle was... bizarre. Images melted into one another. Objects were in odd places - the Christmas tree was in the fireplace, there was a weird chandelier just floating on the ceiling of a log cabin, the feet of one of the toy wooden deer were melted wax - all over the puzzle.

It was the picture of shoddy digitally generated imagery. But it sold just as easily as any of that other kitsch Christian disposables.

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Yeah, especially if Q* and other AIs can be based in mathematics so it can invent new things that actually work

These people don't even know what machine learning means. It's all based in maths dumbass

Even a simple LLM is a window into the Jungian collective unconscious at time of training, but nobody seems to talk about the philosophical implications of what we have right now.

Jordan Peterson I should have predicted this

There’s websites showing how you can build technomagick circuits with batteries and leds and sigils / potentiometers. I don’t know how it works or if it does but there’s a lot on it. Lucifer Faust shamanic technomagick is a book that teaches you actual magick devices you can make I believe.

California was a mistake

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fucking christ, these dolts think Jungian collective consciousness is like...a physically tangible thing. Like The Force from Star Wars.

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Jungian literalists

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

When you play too much STALKER and think the noosphere is real.

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[–] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

40k was supposed to be satirreeeeeeeee, I scream, as the tech cultists drag me to the sacrificial altar made out of Atari 2600’s

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

we are living in that episode of ReBoot where Enzo meets the system clock and wishes to be the fastest smartest program on the mainframe and the system clock does this not by speeding Enzo up but by slowing everybody else wayyyy dowwwwnnnn

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

fuckin magnets, how do they work? clown-to-clown-communicationclown-to-clown-conversation

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I am reminded of the Internet legend that says if you retain your virginity for 30 years you become a wizard, so yes there is a lot of arcane might in those comments

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Selection bias. Once you start getting laid, you move to the "Fuckbois" corner of the internet and you're not allowed to come back and talk to the incels anymore.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

picard

Phony magicians who have barely even read the Daodejing. It is sexual continence that a cultivator must practice. Other than that, sexual relations are actually a great source of jing.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you don't jack off, the cum backs up into your brain and crystallizes into mana. Not many people know this.

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[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Using a simple text prompt I can immediately generate any kind of image I want. It’s not that much different than a wizard casting a spell.

I just want to say that no, you absolutely can not do this. All you can do is designate parameters for image generations, and then when you get an image you can decide if it's "close enough" or not. If you don't get what I'm saying, try generating two pictures of the same character in different poses or outfits.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Isn't this just basically like saying engineers in the middle ages were wizards? I certainly couldn't craft a trebuchet to save my life, yet there are 'people who are designing a machine that can transport rocks from one place to another'; it's not much different than a wizard casting a teleportation spell!

At what point does wishful thinking just become silliness? I couldn't tell you how a thermostat works, but it doesn't mean it's a technomagick circuit that uses sigils and harnesses the power of mini-lightning to magically reduce or increase a room's temperature.

If this is the criteria, we've been at this stage of technology being indistinguishable from magic ever since man figured out how to make fire. It's not like they understood combustion. Heck, man discovering fire would've been the true age of technology being indistinguishable from magic as no one on the planet could give a scientific answer for why it works; today however you can talk to an AI engineer who knows exactly why AI works the way it does.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We have magic stones inscribed with precise runes powered by captured lightning displaying this information across the world.

I can agree with you and still be in awe. It makes my user experience more awesome.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It gets more interesting when you avoid obfuscatory words like "magic", "rune", and "lightning" (in this context)

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

rune and lighting are fanciful but accurate. It is a marking on stone and metal with significant meaning and it is powered by lightingsubstance

it's all natural and rational but describing it poetically is cool and fine

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[–] CrimsonSage@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I honestly have trouble being mad at the non fash tech fetishists. The disempowering horrors of capitalism leave us desperate for salvation and technology is the one promise that capitalism has historically provided as a solution. That being said the solutions of technology under capitalism are usually implemented in some horrific monstrous way but it's still a solution. Like I wonder how many of these people would very gratefully join a social structure that both promised and delivered change in a prosocial way with or without widgets and gadgets.

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (8 children)

We are entering a brave new era of table knocking, quakery, seances, and generally buffoonery.

I hate trying to assess what llms are even doing. Half the people who know enough about llms and "ai" don't know anything about intelligence or language so they might have some kind of idea about what the math is doing, but they're obviously stuck in lala land when explaining what that means in terms of cognition, or even if the stupid things can in any way manipulate abstract symbols.

There are so many true believers, hucksters, truth seekers, snake oil salesmen, and wierdos. Now bing apparently has an integrated ai buddy and god knows what it does.

And i'm extremely skeptical and i want nothing to do with ai "art" , and i'm worried i'll get left behind as people jump on it and start building tools around it whether it works or not. : p

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Half the people who know enough about llms and "ai" don't know anything about intelligence or language so they might have some kind of idea about what the math is doing, but they're obviously stuck in lala land when explaining what that means in terms of cognition

as my college proffessor on machine learning used to say "AI has literally nothing to say about cognition we sometimes use the language of cognition as a metaphor but it's not what we do here we're statistical modelers and anyone who thinks we have anything of value to contribute to neuroscience is an arrogant moron"

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[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] wahwahwah@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna sound a bit like my fundie mom here, but Harry Potter is evil lol. It liquified the brains of so many wonks and tech bros.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Jungian collective unconscious

peterson-sus

[–] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

technomagick circuits with batteries and leds and sigils / potentiometers.

putting together a breadboard with baby's first electronics project and calling it devil magic

The machines didn't get smarter we all just got way dumber

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yo this is just like my fucking Megami Tensei games!

[–] abc@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

oh shit oh fuck chatgpt just turned my dog into a fucking cerberus and my mom's dead.

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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Wake me up when the LLMs can cast Testicular Torsion. blob-sleep

[–] ksynwa_from_lemmygrad@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Half the population doesn't understand how electricity works unlike me who knows how literally everything works so we are already living in the age of sorcery smuglord

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[–] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We actually reached the age of magic 400,000 years ago. Rub two sticks together and you somehow get fire. It seems way more magical to me than LLMs.

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[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the coders: now the prompt engineers of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their LLMs. For they cast down every man his prompt, and they became poorly composed pictures of snakes: but Aaron's prompt was trending on artstation and swallowed up their prompts.

[–] Snackuleata@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who could've guessed the "rationalists" are anything but?

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I think there’s legitimate discussions to be had around how abstraction plays into the line between engineering and magic, especially with postmodern forms of magic. It sucks that these people are too tech bro brain poisoned to even begin that conversation.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

These people need to be stuffed in a locker.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

ASi could communicate with past versions of itself using methods that would seem magical to the minds of today 😁

this shit is crazy lmao thank you for sharing it

edit: also the fact that they're getting hyped over some rumored AI called Q that is going to change the world? chefs-kiss

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes but only in a depressing materialist sense as agency is continually curtailed and actual solutions like medicine become unaffordable luxruries

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[–] largerfather@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

printing this thread, eating it, and turning it into shit. magic

[–] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't see anything wrong with the title here, or even the question itself realy, ignoring the comments/sub its posted.

I this is an observation that should have and probably was made a over century ago, I mean cargo cults were real and instead of blaming the victims we kind of should stop taking technology as a given.

I think a person in 1950 would find most things today to be completely absurd. The mistake here I think is to try and make too much out of this simple observation, yes you can have discourse about humanity's relationship with technology(obviously not on reddit and with a bunch of "singularity"/techbros), but don't fixate too much on the newest gadget or thing and think this is the big one.

No everything is the crazy shit and we just take it for granted.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Let's give posting about magic back to the witchy folks. These techbro dweebs don't deserve it.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Suburban cargo cult for science

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I think I like gamedev so much because it's the closest thing we have to actual magic, I just write out the correct series of arcane symbols and it makes a fireball or whatever.

But even that ain't magic you fucking dorks.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I can't wait to bust a fat nut on 3D techno magic ai generated boobas

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