this is trotskyite deviationism, I'm busy building socialism in one bedroom
Socialism in one bedroom? What an overreach. You have to build socialism in one brain, first.
Hilarious how many people saw that as a personal attack.
And how many people in the following days thought up strange hypotheticals. "Well what if I'm wheelchair bound and I live on the first floor and the people that help me move are on vacation and this is the only time I'm actually staying indoors?".
There was even a minor follow-up session where people argued the emoji was harmful lol
This is literally violence against me.
Are we just pretending not to notice that this is a copypasta, is that the joke?
Oh, thanks, didn't notice lmao
Honestly doesn't make it not true
This was one of the funniest struggle sessions
in a semi-ironic/post-ironic/non-ironic way, capital does not want leftists touching grass or kissing. breaking down the walls that capitalism builds around and between us is anticapitalist.
or in the words of street sects, a band i like but that also scares me:
"There’s always at least one piece of shit who wants nothing more than to see you fail; Death is a release from all their resentment, but life is a wire around their throat"
Be the wire around capital's throat
No way deep state, I'm not leaving my bunker to get zapped by the pronoun police drones.
You live in Alsace. You need to give your lord the grain.
You've literally Never. Washed. Your. Penis.
You need to eat a body
You need to suck off
Go hang out and socialize
Go hang out behind a glory hole
Why aren't you here then
Are you hosting a blowie joey party?
It's always a blowie party everywhere I go. Only way I can temporarily fill the gaping hole in my soul and chest
Call me a Hollow the way I Bleach my sorrows with swallows
If only you didn't harbor anti-Japanese sentiment and watched anime. You would've appreciated the pearly clean bars I just dropped on you
Twice now
If anyone wants a gentle forehead kiss I will be free later hmu
Unlimited gentle forehead kisses for my comrades.
Sorry, my neurosis has convinced me that I am a burden on everyone around me and that I actively make their day worse when we see each other. I'm not going to ruin someone else's evening by forcing them to deal with me.
If you acknowledge that it's caused by a neurosis, then obviously you can't just shrug it off and probably shouldn't meet with old friends right this second, but it seems like that means the answer is still "working towards being able to talk to people" by whatever means are appropriate to your situation (therapy, medication, making friends online, etc.)
here's the praxis: everyone complains about late praxis and how praxised and isopraxised we all are. everyone ackpraxisdges this, and reapraxisses each other of this, in solo praxis.
lost my steam, christmas hangover, you know how it is. you'll get no more of this shitty bit from me
Around this time last year I had a small mental breakdown and I am fairly sure the OG post of this was a contributing factor to that.
Anyway got diagnosed with Social Anxiety 6 months afterwards, what a coimcidines
I hate empty pablum like this so much.
Also, how 'bout you normie freaks on this site start following your own advice and come o'er and kiss me then? Oh, weird, don't want to come over and touch my grass huh. Interesting.
get out there and do some gay shit
This would never happen if UlyssesT was still around.
here's the thing: everyone complains about late bloomers and how alienated and sexless we all are. everyone acknowledges this, and reassures each other of this, alone.
you need to suck yourself, get head, and remove a rib (just one), and you need to go see old friends, or former friends, or people in your social circle who are just meh, or your annoying roommates, or your co-workers, or your former co-workers, or your lame family members, or your lame and bigoted family members, or strangers at a bar, or whomever, and succ and fuck like youre in Tijuana in the end times. Sucking people is praxis, strengthening your dick with jelqing is praxis, making yourself seen and vulnerable to arrest for public nudity is praxis. please, guys, suck off.
this, here, now, is a facsimile, mediated through a thousand screens. go blow, go get blown, never reject a blowie, go be denied a blow joe. get off.
I'm going out and sucking off every tran I see as praxis because oppressed groups need more care
Support the troops
You have a point but I am NOT seeing my bigoted family unless I absolutely have to.
P.s. happy cake day
idc if this is a copypasta this is true as fuck
I will never go out, in fact you have done an ableism
When I drink i usually get really social and talk to strangers. Generally always positive experiences but the following day I'm always overcome by an extreme sense of shame that stops me from doing it again. Idk why
Im going to sleep now I hope this post doesnt have 200 comments by the time I wake up
This is my goal for this year. I will go crazy. I will go stupid. It’s now or never.
Don't just go out, make comrades and do planned social events with them! A socialist org of 3 people that just watches lefty movies and drinks beer is still good!
I am constantly out and I am constantly touching boobs and every now and then I see a tree. Checkmate [your name here]!
go kiss, go get kissed, go reject a kiss, go be denied a kiss.
it better be a kiss in the rain
This was bad the first time, and it's bad even ironically this time.
love will win.
I agree with the original post (but it was posted on the worst day of the year posible maybe intentionally maybe not) but please dont make this an annual tradition
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