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[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 72 points 8 months ago
[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago

Trump was ordered to hire Bolton from his major bribers at Renaissance Technologies (an AI trading algorithm company founded by war profiteers of the Cold War) who also gave Bolton's personal super PAC millions of dollars.

Trump then tore up the treaties with Russia that was hard worked over decades to safeguard the world from another nuclear arms race, and opening the door to massively arming ukkkraine.

Trump sent Bolton to Putin to say to his face no more peace while laughing his stash off.

Then Trump dumped him after all the damage was done setting the deck for what happened in ukkkraine.

Neither Trump himself nor the Democrats will ever admit it because Renaissance Technologies was also a major briber to hillary and the DNC.

Any info that they helped direct the Pied Piper Stategy would be quite scandelous given the implications of specifically telling Hillary and the DNC to boost Trump to viability while also majorly funding Trump.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Most democratic western country

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

Even this mouthbreather doesn't care for the guy, and I can't say I've ever seen John Bolton doing anything other then bloviating about how we need to blow up some country in the Mid East

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 44 points 8 months ago

holden-bloodfeast oh god I just want to smell burning flesh one last time before I die

[-] regul@hexbear.net 39 points 8 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

Please nuke Iran just once before I die.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Oh god it’s John Bolton in 30 years

[-] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

What if instead of John Bolton it was John Bolt-ons and he had huge tits

[-] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 8 months ago

The USA can’t even win rigged war games against Iran, if they’re not stupid they won’t attack them.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago

if they’re not stupid

saul-your-honor

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

A war with Iran, particularly when the US seems intent on stirring the pot with half a dozen other nations globally, would be an absolute clusterfuck for everyone in the region. But the folks who would pay the highest price would always and forever be the Iranians themselves. I would argue that the biggest deterrent in this would be the Saudis, as they host a bunch of our military bases and are extraordinarily vulnerable to retaliation from a nation they desperately need as an ally to stabilize global oil prices.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

You know he wrote this thing with one hand

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

Yeah now that Kissinger is gone this guy definitely deserves to be next

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Thank Stalin that Rumsfeld is already dead

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

I would point out Stephen Miller, but sadly he is still young.

[-] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

kissinger never died, he is a spirit that lives on in each western liberal's opinions on foreign policy

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Kissinger's body keeps on rollin' in his grave, Kissinger's body keeps on rollin' in his grave, Kissinger's body keeps on rollin' in his grave,

Yet his phantom still haunts on....

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Any day of the week since he was knee high to a grasshopper Neocon Yosemite Sam has dreamed of killing that darn rabbit.

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago
[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

America try to go six weeks without starting another war challenge (Impossible)

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

Someone needs to make a collage of every time Bolton has ever called for war

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

That's gonna be a long jpeg

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago
[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

nah this is like his 3rd cousin or somethin

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago
[-] DarkDarkHouse 1 points 8 months ago

This is Screwloose Bolton

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago
[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Give him a goatee or whatever

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago
[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago
[-] Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Dang, two whole people got this joke? I thought I'd be lucky with one.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

damnit, where's that "Senator bloodfeast calls for just one more war" onion article when I need it

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

His mustache smells like the souls of innocents he devours nightly.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

beating the piss out of a guy across town so he learns a lesson. this will surely not just get me attacked at a later date.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

This Bugs Bunny-looking shit won't stop declaring war on people...

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago
[-] Civility@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago
[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The West may now have no option to ~~attack Iran~~ get fucking rekt.

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

Taps mic ahem SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE ALREADY. YOUR FACIAL HAIR IS A WAR CRIME.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

MSN playing the oldies.

this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2023
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