It's so crazy to me how men on the internet always discuss women as though it's impossible to speak to us. Like just speculating on "do women do X?" "what do women think about Y?" .... have you ever considered talking to a woman

being wrong about boobs online is free and this dork paid for the privilege

Bro, my girlfriend has big boobs and I know they bounce and expand all the time. She never not walks boobily, bro!

I was waiting to cross an intersection the other day and a dude behind me turns to his friend and says "Bro, I'm telling you, a woman's sweat smells exactly like her vagina."

Man, why would you tell on yourself like this?

Yes I have touched ONE (1) boobie and it felt like lumpy sand.

Human fffeeeeemale breasts are inscrutable, no one knows how they work.

gamers are gonna replace women with sex robots and i can't figure out if that's a bad thing :/

Posting this screenshot to the entrance of a wedding reception instead of jellybeans with "guess the game" and a notepad hanging from the printed-out posterboard. Winner gets $100.

We can’t really be sure without seeing the video. So for the sake of fairness and science I request the video be posted for study.

Upon further research, looks like Stellar Blade (the game said footage is from) is the latest game chuds have decided is "theirs", ala Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Hatred, etc.

Though this time it's even dumber, since they're doing the game version of the forced Sydney Sweeney discourse, where they act like conventionally attractive women are extinct/it's illegal to be attracted to them.

As these things always go: If the game does well, they'll take credit and proclaim it a victory over the "wokes". And if it does poorly: They'll either say that the sjws rigged the system against it or it just wont be acknowledged.

—They're bigger than that, Chris, they're large, I mean, if you've got an anatomy book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The anatomy books now will have to be rewritten.

—What will they say?

—They'll quite simply say that this isn't fanservice, this is actual realistic boob physics, everything else would be a footnote.

—We're pushed for time, can you sum it up in a word?

—No.

—A sound?

—[some sloshy jiggly sound]

—Spartacus, thank you.

The boob physics in this game suck.

However the butt physics are top tier. Japan purposely puts shitty boob bounces to troll people who think boobs > butt.