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LORD HELP ME I AM A GROWN ADULT ABOUT TO BUY THIS BABY TOY (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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LOOK AT IT

IT'S SO PRECIOUS

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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My ex said I had too many stuffed animals for a man. meow-cactus

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Being and adult was invented by the government to sell you more taxes.

Buy the chimken if it makes you happy

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

The ruling class lied to us

"You will not buy chimken and be happy"

NOPE!

If you buy the chimken, you WILL be happy!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I already got my chicken

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Can't go wrong with the chomkin plushie chicken-bop

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

yeah, i need this bukbuk

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Can't even blame you. That's one cute chicken.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

one of the cool things about being an adult is spending your money on silly shit 'just cuz'

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Can't help you, it's too good

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I had a pet chicken in High School

No way I could kill it and eat it. Too adorable. Still won't eat chicken. Moar pet chickens!

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I had one in elementary and middle school, she was great and I'll never hurt a chicken. Pepper was a sweetheart.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a good start but you should also not eat any other animals too

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

omg I love it too 😍

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

im 34 and my bed and bedroom is filled with stuffed animals, they will grade all activities that occur within

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago

On a closer inspection, i don't see any feathers there... IT'S A MAN

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

chlimpkin

[–] CyberSyndicalist@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

an adult owl is what 5 years old? seems an appropriate age for a plush toy

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Chknme

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

May I suggest my 1-year-old’s current favorite toy.

[–] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

not a toy it's a lifelong friend

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Hey, I'm well into my forties, and my home is littered with stuffed animals.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

It's feet are cute

[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Fat

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

what a little fellow, just sitting there, maybe they have a smaller sized cheaper one?

[–] starlord@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Chicken