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LOOK AT IT

IT'S SO PRECIOUS

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[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

My ex said I had too many stuffed animals for a man. meow-cactus

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ya super duper sucks. TankieTanuki dodged a bullet.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I wish I had a bf that was into plushie collecting wholesome

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Being and adult was invented by the government to sell you more taxes.

Buy the chimken if it makes you happy

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

The ruling class lied to us

"You will not buy chimken and be happy"

NOPE!

If you buy the chimken, you WILL be happy!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Her name is The Colonel and I would die for her

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Can't go wrong with the chomkin plushie chicken-bop

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just found out they're expensive -_- no buk buk for me

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

They're free if you steal em

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Me furiously trying to figure out how to steal from an online store thinking-about-it

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Step 1 - find out where the business is physically located

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Buy it, say it never came, and ask for a refund. Supposedly this works for Amazon stuff, but do your own research.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

It worked when I did it for legitimate reasons but I gotta imagine they flag your account and would probably say no after 2 or 3 times

In short, make your first try count!

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

one of the cool things about being an adult is spending your money on silly shit 'just cuz'

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Can't even blame you. That's one cute chicken.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Can't help you, it's too good

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 month ago

I had a pet chicken in High School

No way I could kill it and eat it. Too adorable. Still won't eat chicken. Moar pet chickens!

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I had one in elementary and middle school, she was great and I'll never hurt a chicken. Pepper was a sweetheart.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

It's a good start but you should also not eat any other animals too

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago

I don't :-)

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

omg I love it too 😍

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

im 34 and my bed and bedroom is filled with stuffed animals, they will grade all activities that occur within

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 month ago

On a closer inspection, i don't see any feathers there... IT'S A MAN

[-] CyberSyndicalist@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

an adult owl is what 5 years old? seems an appropriate age for a plush toy

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago
[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago

May I suggest my 1-year-old’s current favorite toy.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Oh my god I love it

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago
[-] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

not a toy it's a lifelong friend

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Hey, I'm well into my forties, and my home is littered with stuffed animals.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

It's feet are cute

[-] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

what a little fellow, just sitting there, maybe they have a smaller sized cheaper one?

[-] starlord@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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