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[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Bite pressure would be a more interesting comparison IMO. Of course a Trex is gonna have a massive bite force because it's dominated by size.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It's also got some trick jaws, it's not 100% from size alone. Like dunkleosteus, which had a novel jaw that amplified the force.

so to bite harder i need crocs and seasalt, ok ok ok.

[-] Ma10gan@slrpnk.net 88 points 2 days ago

So Isaac Newton had only 1/700th the bite force of a normal human? Pathetic.

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 26 points 2 days ago

Probably due to all the mercury and shit he was playing with as an alchemist

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Our ancestors had more bite force. It wasn't needed anymore.

Bite Force and Occlusal Stress Production in Hominin Evolution

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I got a bone to pick with this kind of diagram. Everyone likes to talk about how much better other animals are at things than us, but if you look at animals holistically, humans are really fuckin good at everything. Like yeah there's a bunch of animals that are faster than us, a bunch of animals that bites stronger than us, a bunch of animals that are more muscular than us, but we're consistently in like the top 10% overall

Finna make a version of this meme where it's mice and iguanas

[-] jumjummy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Don’t forget about the human ability to literally chase an animal until it collapses with exhaustion. Humans are literally the monster from It Follows.

All this picture says is basically "the bigger the jaw, the more biting force". And then it compares animals with bigger jaws than humans

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago

Also like, we aren't cursed to a life of suffering and early death if something takes a bite out of our leg, we can patch it up and get assistance from those around us to still live a good life.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Hell yeah, that's what sets humans and non-humans apart: if part of our pack can't survive on their own, we take on the burden of surviving for them. No other animal can survive a broken femur like humans can, and it's not because we have some incredible healing factor. Whenever I'm on the verge of feeling despair, I think about that 15,000 year old broken femur

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

We CAN do that. Whether we choose to as a society, is far more up in the air, unfortunately.

[-] Zess@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

We also have better full-light vision than a lot of animals, even the ones with good dark vision.

[-] lenuup@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago

And we have better night vision than most the animals that have better day-vision than us. Humans are like the Leatherman of animals. Universally capable of doing most things but not as good as something specialized for that task. Plus of course capable of coming up with ways to cheat

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

We’re also the best marathon runners, as a species.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

jack of all trades, master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one

[-] msage@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Oh, we are bad-ass runners. Top that one!

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

we're certainly bad ass-runners, i'm not sure most people could even walk on their butts!

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Plus of course capable of coming up with ways to cheat

Yup! Ingenuity is our greatest strength! People like to talk about how a naked human with no tools is weak, and like yeah, but that's like saying your average house cat could kill a gorilla if you simply removed its muscles

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[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Highly depends on the dog.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 2 days ago

I can eat way more than 700 fig Newtons. This is bullshit.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

Yeah but do you have the bite force to bite through all 700 at once?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I would think... They're pretty soft.

Perhaps not after my jaw dislocates to fit them all in my mouth, though.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I have a cat named fig, could you eat 700 of her?

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 45 points 2 days ago

Every time I picture an alligator biting me I'm like I bet I could wiggle out or like somehow overcome it, because their jaws look so long and flat - like how much strength could they have? Certainly not more than a lion.

Well.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 16 points 1 day ago

Just remember these guys can grip an animal the size of a horse with their jaws, overpower it, drag it to the water and rip it apart.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The closing force is significantly higher than its opening force IIRC. If you can close its mouth without getting bitten it's screwed.

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 days ago

Didn't like everyone watch Steve Irwin do this to massive crocs like all the time.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

Yeah, but time marches on and everything. Young people won't know him. Someone said they didn't know who a guy in a picture was the other week. It was Tony Bourdain and I felt old.

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

A coworker the other day didn't know there was an animated grinch movie before the Jim Carey one. ಠ╭╮ಠ

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[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 10 points 2 days ago

Salt water Crocs are not tiny. Some alligators are on the smallish side comparatively, but there are big gators out there too.

Crocodiles are also one of those rare animals that don't "age" in the traditional sense. Once they reach adulthood, they continue to get larger and larger until they eventually starve or their organs collapse under their own body weight. They don't lose muscle mass or bone density or any of the usual issues we attribute to getting older.

Imagine having the build of a 25 year old at 100 and being 7+ft tall. That's how crocodiles age.

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[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 days ago

Given:

Bite Force of T. rex: 45,000 Newtons

Jaw Closing Distance: Approximately 0.3 meters

Energy=Force×Distance=45,000N×0.3m=13,500Joules

Say we have a typical 10w led lightbulb, how much could it power it for?

Time= Power/Energy=13,500J / 10W=1,350 seconds, or approximately 22 and a half minutes with a single T-Rex chomp, assuming 100% conversion efficiency

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 16 points 2 days ago

Fun fact, the (rough) conversion efficiency of calories to mechanical joules in the human body (separate from the mechanical to electrical you're referring to) is about 25%


but this is about the same factor as going from calories to joules! So, for a human to put out 13.5 kJ of energy would require about 13.5 food calories (kilocalories).

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Lion is still trying SO hard!

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

alternatively it looks like someone just bit him haha

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Newton had some weak ass jaws.

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Never skip jaw day.

[-] Potatisen@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

To break the largest human bone, the thigh bone, an estimated force of 4,000 newtons is needed. However, the amount of force required to break a bone depends on how the force is applied.

-Random internet source

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