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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 69 points 1 week ago

The new name?

Ejaculate and Evacuate

[-] miz@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago

Bust and Adjust

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

Shoot 'n Scoot

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Cream and Cruise

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

Skeet & Skedaddle

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Climax and make tracks

[-] frostycakes@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Jizz and Jet

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

Orga'm n scram

[-] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

blow your load and hit the road

[-] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Nut and strut

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Nut and bolt

[-] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

shoot your jizz then out you is

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

What is with all this redditery biggus-dickus

You will find yersel in struggle session real quickly, with rotten behavior like that

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

HA HA CUM FUNNY so-true

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

Nuh nuh nuh no, it's not the CUM funny thing I hate, it's the fact they pattern it all like a group of giggling redditors

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

I'll be sure to submit all of my shit posts as top level comments from here on out.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Skeet & Yeet

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Momma Mia & Diarrhea

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Papa Pia and See 'Ya

[-] buh@hexbear.net 57 points 1 week ago

Kum & Gone kelly

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago

They're gonna finally change it to Cum and Go

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago

volcel-kamala & go

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

Kumback, please sadness-abysmal

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

They've gone woke!! angry-hex

[-] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

The west has fallen

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Joe Biden's America

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Rename it to Sneed's.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

No nut November? Buddy I already dropped a little splurt earlier today grillman

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

KVM & GO

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

best post i saw toda

[-] D61@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Alright comrades... everybody keep your eyes peeled.

I want to see a photo of a removed Kum sign in a dumpster as soon as possible.

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

NOOO oooaaaaaaauhhh

Not burger and never seen it but I'll miss it, RIP to an OG (my only impressions are from the absolutely glorious name)

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Jizz and Split did better in the focus group

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Missed the chance to call the article either 'kame and went' or 'hit and quit'

[-] this_dude_eating_beans@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

kum & go will now be renamed to Get your dick sucked and fill up your big truck

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

How will we adjust to the new Kum & Shoo reality?

[-] LisaTrevor@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

19 84

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Well that name would never work in the U.K. It’s probably a good thing.

[-] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

you guys have Poundland, though.

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 week ago

And oddly we don’t find that funny. This would have the shit ripped out of it.

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Today, I saw a van belonging to the "Kummer family" company. It was a good day.

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pump N Munch

[-] Clippy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

the west has fallen

[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Westfalen...

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Their future name?

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