People struggling over whether a bean doing a thumbs up is funny is exactly why beanis is funny
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2025
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That's the first time I've been made to recognize what people find funny in this.
Wait this whole time I thought beanis was holding up an index finger as if it's saying, "What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux"
my life is a lie
beanface
oh I always thought they were doing a 
instead of a thumbs up
I've been ambivalent but have found this to be the funniest part of the whole thing yeah. "splitting the left" over beanis is just too good
The People's Front of Beanis vs The Beanis People's Front
All ur beanis are belong to us
Woke dog
I have a woke cat that licks people like a dog does that count
Sorry woke cat is not part of the nuclear family
WOKE DOG!!!!!!!
a pig shitting on his own balls because he got injected with growth hormones
IIRC the context of the picture is that the pig was a show stud in a paddock at some fair, and that their balls just kind of do that when they go without spilling their vital essences for long enough. The rest of the pig is lean and fairly small, so growth hormones don't make sense; if anything those should cause the opposite size distribution, with lots of muscle but atrophied balls.
can we not do a struggle session over this
an unironic beanis struggle session is the funniest shit that has come out of beanis
Is this unironic? I'm still wondering if I'm missing the bit
Beanis Beanis Beanis Beanis Beanis Beanis Beanis Beanis Beanis Beanis Beanis
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
A-FREAKIN-SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
starts dancing
Hood classic
PPB also sucks for exactly what you mentioned but that doesnt make beanis funny.
but that doesnt make beanis funny
well yeah. No need to resort to arcane and indirect methods of proof when we have a valid constructive approach.
Theorem: Beanis is Funny.
Proof:
I promised a direct and constructive proof, so to begin, suppose we have a beanis (call it ).
lmao
QED, beanis is funny.
Some important corollaries:
i) Peanis is funny.
ii) All formally serious beans are drupes.
Demonstrating that the fiber is inseparable from the humor is left as an exercise for readers familiar with the theories of eructatious or flatulent processes.
That's why we need new memes, like beanis poop balls
Can we take this further? Make a new and valuable BBB(Beanis Boop Balls)?
Pig poop beanis
PPB spam is just woke gore spam CMV
It is now a matter of time until someone posts a beanis pooping on its own balls
I don't think anyone can complain about stale memes on the website named after a meme that nobody remembers
Look at this dope ass stale meme
Hexbear was a meme?
Beanis is a stale meme that is making this website worse and borderline unusable
Pig poop balls has gone woke
yes but have you considered that genitalia are funny in almost any context?
Beanis is the reason why the left can't gain any ground.
I still like this site don't get me wrong but it absolutely hasn't been funny since it was a subreddit
I wasn't there for the subreddit but I have heard of legends such as post hog
No way, beanis holds up half the sky
Counterpoint: PPBeanis
Like it or not, Beanis is your stepdad now, kiddo.
I think we should have a new comm called good-bad posting which is entirely the same but has no