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https://lemmy.world/post/27952024/16349639

lemmy.ml, hexbear, and lemmygrad users verbally fellate contemporary and historical autocratic mass-murderers they deem to be “leftists”, most recently being Vladimir Putin, Xi Jingping, and Kim Jong Un.

They are, in reality, bitch-made invertebrates who don’t even have the arm-strength to lift their Molotov-sippy-cups out of their premium-outdoor-brand backpacks, let alone form meaningful opinions on economics, political philosophy, or geopolitical reality.

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[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 76 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 68 points 5 days ago (5 children)

They would probably say "The Uyghurs"

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 82 points 5 days ago (1 children)

※ IT IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL THAT THE GENOCIDE I AM ACCUSING CHINA OF COMMITTING, TAKES PLACE IN A REGION THAT THE USA WOULD GREATLY BENEFIT FROM DESTABILIZING.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 63 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We must put a stop to the brutal communist oppression in the strategically located Money Province.

This of course has nothing to do with it's strategic location or the giant piles of money there.

Please believe us.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

the money will welcome us as liberators

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[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago

Ask them to name 5 names or show a single corpse

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It is said that Xi Jinping once had a wet dream when he was 13 years of age, leaving 500 million homunculi for dead in one fell swoop through the filth of his own subconscious.

Some people also claim that China is one of Israel's top trade partners, and that Chinese-made drones and other military equipment have been used in Indonesia's campaign of genocide in West Papua.

...I, however, do not like criticizing the source of my treats, so let's maybe just ignore all that in favor of the wet dream thing, OK?

i-love-not-thinking maybe-later-honey

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 68 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Name one time someone here said something good about putin, ill wait.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 68 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hexbear is an instance where right wing trolls who love Putin pretend to be transgender.

Source: hunter crackpipe.jpg

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 63 points 5 days ago (4 children)

That whole 'pretending to be trans' thing always kills me. Absolutely zero sense.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They just assume that because they don't know any trans people, there's no way so many folks are trans in one place online.

[–] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

There's no way the oppressed would side with the tankies, not when I performatively support your rights (and will hang over your head whenever you disagree with me)

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 40 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If anything, this website is more inclined on hunting down and prosecuting the cis. They'll never catch me though acab-3

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 57 points 6 days ago

Not supporting Azov Nazis makes you a Putler Nazi smuglord

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 41 points 5 days ago (3 children)

the most that can be said is people saying he was right about shit he said, which is like, idk, sorry but sometimes bad people make statements about the world and events that are accurate to reality??

but these are the people who are like "j.d. vance called the chinese peasants...... does not.. compute.. how to defend China, when china bad? but. orange man say china bad, orange man bad..... could china be good??" so I'm really over giving a shit their illiterate shit lib asses think

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 48 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Media: "Putin delivers deranged anti-American tirade!"

Putin's tirade: "The US has repeatedly meddled in the affairs of other nations."

Me: edgeworth-shrug

Libs: "You are gay for a dictator."

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[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 40 points 5 days ago

sorry but sometimes bad people make statements about the world and events that are accurate to reality??

In particular guys like Putin, Lukashenko, (and funnily enough Orban) having come up through a communist party in their youth and being taught dialectical and historical materialism, will often very accurately outline the material factors leading to current events in speeches or interview, it's at the last moment where they pivot and say something self-serving and reactionary.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

sometimes bad people make statements about the world and events that are accurate to reality

Kissinger had a pretty good idea about not escalating to nuclear confrontation between the USA and USSR and he was a demon and everyone here hates his extremely dead guts.

But I doubt anyone here would advocate for annihilating countless millions in nuclear hellfire just to oppose Henry Kissinger.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 41 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I think some people were like critical support and a few were in support, but overall we don't care for him

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I should have been more clear, critical support is one thing (they seem to think the 'critical' means "omg we need to send our love now!"), but year we are hardly the mega fans they pretend we are

[–] Cadende@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

liberals also love to conflate the individual leader with the country and its entire state apparatus. critical support for the actions of russia combatting nato encroachment doesn't mean that we think putin personally is a great guy. I mean shit any competent leader in his shoes would have been pushed pretty strongly towards action by the material circumstances and the ongoing actions of the US in and via ukraine. But honestly he's irrelevant and we aren't making a moral judgement

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Critical support means your support does 2.5x damage

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[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 56 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can tell that this macho man almost threw in some potshots at us about how we’re all limp-wristed sissies who like to wear dresses and paint our nails, but he hastily edited them out before submitting because they would have made his misogyny too obvious.

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[–] Sulv@hexbear.net 57 points 5 days ago

The backpack thing proves they themselves are probably still in school lol

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 58 points 5 days ago

You can tell most people that complain about us either have never been here or were banned for saying some disgusting shit lol

[–] Real_User@hexbear.net 55 points 5 days ago (5 children)

"premium-outdoor-brand backpacks" is such a specific type of guy to invent, get mad at lmao

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Maybe a shot at Luigi Mangioni?

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[–] xiaohongshu2@hexbear.net 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is so pathetic. You should not take them seriously however, giving people like this energy is futile as they will never change their minds. I think it is funny they call Xi a mass murderer possibly over the alleged ethnic cleansing of the Uyghur populace. I have family in and around Xinjiang and I will be visiting Ürümqi soon, I would invite them to see these alleged “concentration camps.” It is quite ironic Gaza has been an open air prison for decades but they stay silent… but fabricated reports that mass detainees are being corralled and sentenced to these camps must be a fact. I was hopeful during the tariff trade war that people were more positive on China but I do not think they care so much now that the market is “back to normal.”

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 54 points 5 days ago (1 children)

invertebrates

How long until they start criticizing our skull shape? 🤔

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 51 points 5 days ago

Invertebrates don't have skulls to measure. If you threaten me with calipers I will scuttle away, and, if threatened, make a facsimile hissing noise by pushing air through holes in my carapace.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago (3 children)

these people invoke Putin's name like he's a demon or malign spirit who will ruin your crops. They can't wrap their head around the idea that he's more or less a normal capitalist politician, or that you can talk about him in objective terms. They conflate that with support or admiration. You can't at all try to understand Putin as a human, or Russia as a country that operates on the basis of various internal/external forces. No, Russia is a metaphysical beast and Putin is Dr. Evil.

i hate this strain of brainworms so much. Complete disregard or hatred of other countries. Their complaints about supposed tankies all have to do with not having the correct type of nationalism. We don't spit on non-western countries enough, so that's the main problem they have with us. I wish they would just outright say it. I wish they would say what they're truly thinking, that western white nations are morally superior and should dictate the terms of the world instead of other countries.

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

It's just chauvinism, but that word doesn't have adequate bite to it.

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 47 points 5 days ago (2 children)

premium-outdoor-brand backpacks

this is a minor point but I got a free gym bag like ten or fifteen years ago that is still my go-to day bag when I need one

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago

15 year old $20 backpack that is actively falling apart gang

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Texas_Hangover @sh.itjust.works

That was beautifully put.

Thought i recognized the name so i had a quick look

CW transphobia, misogyny, racism

every time

[–] Losurdo_Enjoyer@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Texas_Hangover @sh.itjust.works

smh, giving us texan alcoholics a bad name, will injustices never cease???

disclaimeri am not actually (yet) an alcoholic. i may, however, be from texas kitty-cri

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

@RustyShackleford@literature.cafe @RustyShackleford@discuss.online @RustyShackleford@lemmy.wtf @RustyShackleford@hexbear.net @RustyShackelford@hexbear.net

Why do you have so many names on different servers? Including ours. It's real obnoxious pinging all of them. I see you got banned here 5 years ago on one of them though so we've been living rent free in your head for a long time.


Anyway you might want to call out the UK Durham Miner's Gala

and the entirety of the UK union movement

Also Jeremy Corbyn

And so on and so on, all for being in attendance and celebrating Lenin and waving communist flags.

Or maybe you could learn something about the left and these historic figures? Their theory. Their work. And why they're not monsters at all.

Anyway fuck it. This isn't really for you it's for anyone else onlooking, we all know you're not capable of learning anything at all.

EDIT: Scan read Vladimir and mind filled in the blanks "Lenin". Oh well post is still relevant anyway.

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

I don't give a shit about Putin and my deadlift PR is 5pl8. I will not read theory or criticism written by anybody who I can outlift.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Lenin lifted millions out of crushing destitution and oppression, get reading

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[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 40 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You all got Molotov sippy cups?

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[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 5 days ago

Isn't that account one of the like, half dozen of so people in the fedverse who have made it their personal mission to destroy Hexbear by any means necessary?

It is so strange how mad some of these guys get. Like, there's "mad because there's people who I strongly disagree with on the internet" levels of mad, but like...all you need to do is just not bother with them. And yet there's these guys who just seem to spend their days inventing things to get mad about about Hexbear. It's so bizzare. It's like hexbear was the only place that has ever called them out on their bigotry or something and it just got permanently burnt into their brain that being a racist, sexist, homophobic POS isn't the only option, and they've decided to just lash out at hexbear because it forced them to become introspective for a tenth of a nanosecond.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

their mass-murderers, our freedom and liberty bringers

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

The only thing more pathetic than the piss-weak ravings of this idle misogynist are all the comments from all those other lost redditors about how he got our asses.

I am kinda in awe of how every one of these shut-in internet tough guys think talking like a shit grade action movie protagonist is the coolest thing ever. It's hilarious when someone tries to deliver a line like that to you in person (I'm smol and have this constant nervous energy to me that makes me prime target for screeching gammons trying to yell protests away so I've seen a fair bit of this sorta thing). But, like, if they're sitting at their computer typing this drivel up you'd assume they'd have the self-consciousness to look it back over and realise how fragile in their masculinity it makes them look.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

xigma-male personally ordered juche-boi to tyrannize yeonmi-park

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It's like a time capsule of 2010 style posting. The handle, the rambling rant style, the insults that amount to "you're a gay bitch" , the attempt to sound like an intellectual slumming it by inserting the easiest monosyllabic words. This fucker is a dinosaur.

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago

Treating the head of a state like a comic book villain is mature, actually.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

Lemmy read Engels; challenge level - impossible

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