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[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 50 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

The character is the hottest lady to ever be a fictional hot lady. They made her bottom-heavy rather than thin with giant breasts but still the hottest lady to ever be drawn. And that's supposed to be a "man in drag" come on man.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago

They made her bottom-heavy rather than thin with giant breasts

her breasts are still pretty big

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago

hyper sexist gender shredder go brrr

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

more chun-li legs plz video game folks

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Who is her surgeon and what is her hip surgery called, because I will make an appointment TODAY

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[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

She has one love and that is transvestigating fictional characters, also not drinking water for days at a time until it lands her in the hospital.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

More wormed then 4chan

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 41 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

By this logic, doesn’t that make all cape shit gay? I mean, it’s a way to trick unsuspecting straight men into staring at super buff men in tights.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you seen the costumes they gave these fictional superpeople back in the 90's?

Half of it is fetish gear, the other half is also fetish gear

[–] fox@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
  • misshapen feet hidden behind objects
  • ammo pouches strapped to thighs
  • skeletons that don't make sense

Certified Rob Liefeld classic. I'm pretty sure he draws vacuum-sealed outfits because he doesn't know how to draw fabrics either

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My favorite thing from back then aside from Liefeld, was the abundance of phlegm strands in everyone's mouths to signify yelling

Just make every dramatic scene look like frothingfash

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[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Capeshit is already so full of kinks, BDSM, closet lives, etc.

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think she's mostly just accidentally giving away that she wants a piece of Venom's heaving dump truck

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

these people's brains have turned to sludge

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Those devious Chinese making mens butts fire.

Also like... by this logic is every gooner bait with "sexy" women trying to make women into lesbians?

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

????????? women watch or play stufff? ?? ?? This isthe first im hearing of this???

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[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Chuds will never be happy. They're chasing an unwoke past that never existed, a stand alone complex. That's why they complain even when they get what they want. A modern, popular game came out with traditionally attractive, idealistic humans and they still complain. If they got rid of woke they would start cannibalizing the Western Canon of beauty and art.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

galaxy-brain Shakepeare is woke because Romeo and Juliet is about how cishet relationships are bad

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[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

This has to be ironic. I refuse to believe someone can look at Emma Frost in Marvel Rivals, and see anything other than a fucking smokeshow. wtf is this shit. wtf is culture. wtf wtf wtfffffffff

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

This has to be ironic.

I wish it was. yea This is the same person who transvestigates video game characters. Just complete brain rot.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Add a little goon

goon already had a meaning as a noun you philistines! monke-rage

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Im so confused what it means in this context like does she mean they added a little gooning material or they added a guy who is a little goon

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[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I just googled Emma Frost in this game and...she's a total smokeshow? This is a man in drag, how??

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you're a man and you want your head crushed by these thunder thighs, then you're gay. too-woke-1

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

When you spend the better part of the last two years getting a following on twitter for saying all women in western developed video games are ugly and secretly trans:

spoiler

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

Her breasts aren't the size and shape of yoga balls

[–] Satanic_Mills@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

The real answer is she doesn't look prepubescent, because they are all scared of women they think they can't control.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

True, am now gay, since I found a woman that has muscle tone (masculine) attractive.

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

Thick thighs with accurate physics turned me gay

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

Reading twitter should be considered self-harm

[–] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Emma Frost has massive hips...

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

Every single one of these "women in video games aren't womanly enough posts" is just someone pointing at a screenshot of the most overtly feminine character and being like "WHAT IT'S ILLEGAL TO HAVE GIRLS IN VIDEO GAMES NOW?"

shit is so tired

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

Then don’t play it. Gaming clearly isn’t for you. Go back to golf, soccer mom.

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait till she learns about Wario and his dumptruck mari-smug

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Ay, you're back!!! How goes it?

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[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Truth be told, Venom has the best ass in the game.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He can clap them cheeks in ways we can't even begin to fathom

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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

She used to be a Pokimane wannabe then married a marine and went nuts. Probably was always nuts if she’s marrying a marine and making a big deal about it.

Also I just looked up Emma Frost in Marvel rivals and she’s not even fat. Just thick. Don’t gamers love Chun-Li for exactly that reason?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the obsession over secret gay subliminal/influencing forces in the culture, once it runs out of bandwidth from cannibalizing peoples' capacity for shame, has got to result in more normal people not being very emotionally or personally invested in the distinction.

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[–] FOSS_Propagandist@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

This kind of thing makes me wonder what it would actually look like if someone made a game that entices the average cishet American and makes them "gayer". I'm picturing some kind of rhythm game that flashes subliminal images of hot guys every time you hit a "great!"

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Conservatives are so fucking evil. Unsalvageable bunch of fascists.

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

No one has commented yet, but, this person with all their knowledge never conceive the possibility that even if true, China actually have a master plan to make men gay, said plan could be more than the America men? Why do these wackos think China cares so much about America?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Why do these wackos think China cares so much about America?

Decades of American exceptionalism and seeing the world as conquerors or conquered. If another country is doing well then that means they've gotten one over on you or cheated somehow, because that's what the U.S. does.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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Now we know why the Hulk runs around in Speedos, Batman in latex, and Dr. Strange wears a fabulous cape.

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

oh fuck yeah. the chinese gay bomba can't come soon enough

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, Marvel Studios is American comics/movies/games company and I'd say all the male superheroes in tight thights are pretty gay by itself...

Also what's wrong with Emma Frost? She's kinda hot and if that makes me gay, then so be it.

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