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[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 82 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Kommeavsted@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 6 days ago

The snopes article doesn't say it's outright false, just that it's not based on available evidence. So stating it as fact rather than rumor is misinformation.

The Vatican has failed to deny it for over 20 years of inquiry. The impact of this claim is benign compared to pretty much anything else the church has factually done.

it's funny and harmless, meme on.

[–] lazyViking@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes, that is the definition of a factoid

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

i had never heard that definition of factoid before this thread, personally, so i figured folks might appreciate a source. *shrugs*

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 6 days ago

reasonable precaution, if you also believe in spirits impregnating a woman who then birthed the son of god, everthings possible.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I bet that thing has incredible scaling in a FTH/STR build.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

!soulslike@lemmy.zip :)

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

This guy Souls.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Isn't that what JD Vance did when he visited the pope, killing him?

Since the Trump administration thrives on falsifying news, can't we go in the counter offensive by mass spreading JD Vance killed the pope? I think this would be so funny and his dumb fanbase might actually believe it and start to hate him for it.

[–] Zwrt 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Can anyone proof he did not Kill the pope?

Were you there? Talked to someone in person who was there?

If not, all the information you/i/we have got most likely delivered as a bunch of hackable pixels.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Just askin' questions

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

You cannot prove a negative, so he did it.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Popehammer" sounds like the name of a Catholic Power Metal band...

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can't offer you that, but that pope hammer does look awfully square.

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

A made-up factoid would have said seven hits with the hammer, so I guess this one is true.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 2 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of the dead sailors that would be sewn into their hammock and thrown overboard. And just to make sure they were really dead, they would sew one stitch through the nose.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

How about a holy tazer? You know, a little twitching goes a long way.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 112 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

What happens if they hit the pope with the pope hammer and the pope sits up and screams "Ow!" ??? 🤔

Do they just keep hitting him with the hammer or do they need to use magic to destroy the undead abomination?

If the pope can't cast Abjure Hammer he doesn't deserve to be pope

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 109 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The hammer deals holy damage, so it'll be very effective to keep hitting.

[–] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago

critical miss undead pope deals 15 crushing damage plus disease

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Six more weeks of winter.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Rossi pra Papa! Você leu aqui primeiro, comigo.

A eleição vai ser decidida na cage.

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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Fun fact: the word "factoid" means a false bit of information that is being passed as fact. It doesn't mean "a small interesting tidbit of information".

Though I suppose the official definition will be changed since the proper one is seemingly dead

Quick edit: looks like it may have already been altered.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

You know, it should be obvious, but until you brought it up here, I was guilty of thinking of it as just some colloquialism (which it very well may be). But if you think of the suffix -oid, taking "humanoid" for example, you get something that isn't presenting itself as a human. But I didn't come to that conclusion, I just was like, wow, they bop the Pope with a hammer.

So thanks.

[–] lenuup@reddthat.com 10 points 6 days ago

Which means that OP used factoid correctly.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lol, you could say your comment was a factoid.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, I was gonna make the joke, but got lazy.

It works under every definition of it, really.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A really fun factoid is that factoids being false information is not actually true!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 11 points 6 days ago

I love when a seemingly harmless meme becomes a linguistics debate and then just pure logic

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So..

Like full swing or just a little tap tap?

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He was wearing white, when he went into the room.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh, they did. Telling if someone was really dead was difficult until modern medicine figured it out in the last century or so. People got buried alive by unwitting village elders all the time.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

You'd think it were unwitting village elders getting buried alive.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

it was common enough that the "Safety Coffin" was invented to help deal with it. If you heard a bell ringing in the graveyard, someone was alive down there.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I want to believe this is real

[–] deus@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

It's unclear. The Vatican denies it, but apparently weirder methods have been used to certify the passing of a pope before, so who knows.

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's to make sure they STAY dead.

Unsanctioned resurrections are strictly forbidden.

Or next thing you get two pope lines and one of them messes around with your vampire boyfriend

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

But if it's during Easter, is it really forbidden?

Or is this Jesus being a jealous prick?

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