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Do you have a fade? blob-no-thoughts

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[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

my hairline faded. does that count

[–] buh@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The real question is how many people here have the broccoli haircut

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dear carnists: if bacon's so epic, why is there no bacon haircut? smuglord

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Are you just pretending this doesn't exist?? the-pigs

[–] CanYouFeelItMrKrabs@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

My hair was curly before this was popular!

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

No, I'm more like marx

[–] ghost_of_faso3@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's the white box behind you?

[–] blame@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

water heater

[–] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Marxists are only allowed two hairstyles: marx or back-to-me

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't lie, as a wizard 90% of your body is hair

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not where it counts owl, I could high top fade my back but what good is that?

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[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

I don't have a fade or catch fade, I get faded. classic

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No I've got long curly beautiful girl hair because gender is stupid and with all this beautiful hair I'm not gonna make it short. The world deserves to see my luscious locks in all their glory

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

do you have enough long curly beautiful girl hair to share with the rest of the class

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[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Keep your filthy buzzer from away from my luscious shoulder length curls.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

My HiFi has L/R balance and Forward/Rear Fade. chomsky-yes-honey

[–] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i have this

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I do every six months or so I actually get my hair cut.

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no but it's because im white and i don't want to look like a right wing podcaster

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Couldn't have said it better tbh

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

In this house we do low taper fades

[–] isame@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I have not cut my hair in... 10? years.

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Ya, all my hair faded away

Yeah im pretty cross faded right now obama-spike

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

No, I have the simplest hair style possible.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I have a degree in conservation biology and environmental science, and my hair hasn't been cut in god knows how long and is about halfway to my waist. I feel like a walking stereotype tbqh.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

define fade in this context

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

ah then no, my hair took forever to grow and it just kind of stopped growing I don't think I can bare some clippers next to me. Never liked being roughed up at the barber anyway shoving my head around to buzz it growing up

[–] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Drug culture and sex jokes stole all the words.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I don't follow either so this comment is lost on me cat-confused

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Yes, it has all faded away entirely.

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

No. I get shaved low and even, so i can put of going back for as long as possible.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have the IT Crowd-era Richard Ayoade haircut.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Too old to care.

[–] CanYouFeelItMrKrabs@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Nah I think it would look silly on me

[–] Quai@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Yes. Every time I've gone to the barber since donating my locks, I hold up a picture of Yanis Varoufakis for reference

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

No. I get very short buzz cut. I can't bother with fine details. Scalp has to breathe

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I've got a Kurt Russell kinda thing going on.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think so? I get a haircut once a year and get it cut pretty short then let it grow out through the year. I don’t ask for it but I think the type of haircut the person gives me would be considered a “fade.” Though it’s not extreme, sorta just looks like basic short hair.

I just got my haircut for the year so right now I’m sitting here with a fade

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