Milo Yiannopoulos says he might have brain cancer : slop

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 90 points 2 months ago (3 children)

People who are beastly to others for a living have no right to ask for good wishes, let alone prayer, even when they’re scared. But I am scared, so I am asking anyway.

Wow, that is a heck of a lot of self awareness; the right wing may be more aware of how rotten they are on the inside than we give them credit for; first Trump admits he doesn't believe he's going to heaven and now this; these people are aware they're rotten and they're choosing to be rotten. Seems that thing in his brain is as rotted as his personality.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It makes me think about the liberal take on how "no one believes themselves to be the villain" or "everyone's the hero in their own view" that's just such wide eyed idealist nonsense in practice. Fascists know they're evil, they revel in being evil, they actively build up this lionization of self destruction through cruelty to cope with just the internal consequences of their actions. Even liberal idealism is run through with "ah well you see the Hitlerburger Freedom Institute in coordination with Lockheed Martin, Blackrock, and the Pinkertons have produced this very nice and factual graph that reveals that the best way to optimize good is to do evil, and that trying to do good outright actually does a super mega ultra evil and doesn't work and it should be illegal to even suggest doing good instead! What a fascinating factual axiomatic rule of creation they have discovered! So it's all good, everything's good, we should just let them do all the evil they like and it'll be the most good that is materially possible!" bullshit cope to deal with how openly evil and dysfunctional liberalism has proved to be.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Fascists know they're evil, they revel in being evil, they actively build up this lionization of self destruction through cruelty to cope with just the internal consequences of their actions.

Honestly how else would one explain when they see the facts, decide it won't give them what they want and then either lie about them or cover them up; I'm reminded always of when Jewish people in Germany during WW1 were researched by the government at the time because they wanted to prove that Jewish people barely if ever joined the military to serve their country; their findings showed that Jewish people were overrepresented in the military because of their desire to prove they were just as German as anyone else, and the government hid the study.

Or today for example, with the Trump administration hiding the evidence that the majority of terror attacks are conducted by right leaning people.

The truth is not everyone looks at the world from the perspective of good and evil; a lot of genuinely awful people see the world from the perspective of superior and inferior, including libs. One of the lessons my teachers in my youth hammered in me is that no culture, not even Western culture, is superior to another, only different; libs don't see things this way, they also tend to believe in the superiority of Western culture, which is why us brutally invading the global South barely gets a shrug from them, but Trump publicly talking about invading Greenland made them foam at the mouth (even though ironically such an invasion would most likely lead to very few deaths as I entirely doubt Denmark would commit to a full on war against America). One of the things I keep seeing from libs on TV, either from the news or on talk shows, keeps bringing up the concept again and again of inferior cultures; they found a (very easy) way to continue the racism but without the now frowned upon rhetoric; it's probably the reason they're having a hard time condemning Israel after repeatedly telling us all about how it's a deeply Western country, with Western values and acts as a Western outpost (which it only seems to able to do by excluding as much of the local population as they can). It's the reason why the global South isn't allowed to have equal rights such as self defense and sovereignty and why we're all allowed to decide their fates as we please.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It makes me think about the liberal take on how "no one believes themselves to be the villain" or "everyone's the hero in their own view" that's just such wide eyed idealist nonsense in practice.

I always have found it interesting how a lot of people try apply literary criticism to real life. If they see a cartoonishly evil villain in a TV show or a movie they say "wow this writing isn't very subtle. Boo." meanwhile when people in real life are over-the-top and cartoonishly evil, are self aware a bout being over-the-top and cartoonishly evil, and don't see themselves as secretly good, people say "well there must be some perspective I'm missing, after all, surely they see themselves as the hero, there's no way real life is more unsubtle than a well written TV show." But it is. Like you said they're giving too much credit to the idea that everyone sees themselves as good. It's wide-eyed and naive.

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Liberals are often like people who cheat on others in a relationship, they assume that because they are doing it, everyone is doing it. It's the same way that they assume communists are lying or gaslighting them or that we are saying what we are saying just to hold some sort of moral high ground, as if that is what is important, and not the literal human lives at stake.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 80 points 2 months ago (5 children)

First Jordan Peterson's organs were consumed by black mould. Now Milo has a spot on his brain that's "as black as sin". Aamon Animations has willed his depiction of fascism into existence. We just need cockroaches to start pouring out of Asmongold for him to be 100% accurate on how it corrupts people.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago

Body shaming is obsolete, the ghouls have visible omens of their foul souls.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 41 points 2 months ago (13 children)

And that one guy got kirked in the neck. If something bad happens to Ben Shapiro this week I might have to start believing in god again.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

>Tim Pool removes his beanie to reveal a glowing pod full of caterpillars from hell eating his brain

>His takes don't get any better or worse

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Say, hypothetically, I found a dark spot on my arm that kept getting bigger

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[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

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[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 71 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those Etsy witches are worth every damn penny

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's like we're in Shadowrun, everything's a dystopia but magic is coming back to the world so that's pretty neat.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 71 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That final paragraph is a real fucking doozy. Admits that he's a feral hog and deserves no sympathy on account of, you know, being a fucking hog, then begs for divine intervention in order to continue hogging out anyway.

kermit-pain I don't know man maybe consider living in a way you don't feel undeserving of the grace of God based on how you treat other people

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Trump recently pontificated on how he’s not getting into heaven a way that sounded half serious.

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[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He wouldn't have spared me AIDS just to take me out like this

Um have you met God? The guy would absolutely do something like that.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What does he mean by spared him from AIDS? Is he HIV positive, or does he mean god "saved him from his sinful homosexual lifestyle" or something?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The latter, he's now an ”ex-gay” grifter.

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[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Yea dude's a dick and Milo 100% believes he has an eternal torture chamber.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago

I didn't even know he had a brain! har har har har!

[+] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

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[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

I wish him a very desperately reciting the shahada as the light fades from his semi lucid brain matter

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

new Lee Atwater just dropped

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

I look piratical, like a [slur for Romani] fortune teller

didn't make it through your cancer announcement without saying a slur award

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

"My head is in the best place it could be."

There is somewhere better gui-better

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

This is a grift and the only way he can prove me wrong is by dying. Either way I win.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know those fascinating videos of folks getting brain surgery playing an instrument as they undergo the procedure? Imagine one of those for Milo where they just give him a keyboard and he types slurs.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm imagining the surgeon just tapping parts of his brain to make him make funny faces

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yikes that sucks- could you imagine? Being a cancer and ending up in Milo’s brain? Poor cancer :(

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If it makes you feel better, think of the cancer as his brain cells doing a mutiny

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Wholesome 💯

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[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To update one of my favorite Onion articles:

NEW YORK—Saying that nobody deserves to endure such an atrocious fate, doctors at Mount Sinai Medical Center announced at a press conference Tuesday that they had diagnosed cancer with stage IV Milo Yiannopoulos.

Surgical oncologist Dr. Andrew Bergman confirmed that Milo Yiannopoulos, one of the most dreaded and abhorrent diseases known to mankind, had metastasized, spreading throughout the malignant neoplasm and causing excruciating pain in the cancerous tissue.

“Realistically, cancer has little hope for survival with Milo Yiannopoulos this bad,” said Bergman, predicting that cancer will suffer severe agony brought on by the vociferous affliction that cuts off anyone in its path. “Based upon my professional experience, I’d say Milo Yiannopoulos is just about the worst thing you could have to deal with.”

“I wouldn’t wish Milo Yiannopoulos on my worst enemy,” Bergman solemnly continued.

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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

This happened after he went through conversion therapy. Clearly, God wants him to be gay and is punishing him for defying his will.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey guys can we stop playing around now that I'm the one who's scared and suffering? catgirl-cry

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[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"That must be good sign," I tell him. "Surely I'd be dead by now." He just looks at me.

Fascist Aesthetic never survives it's encounter with the Real :zizek:

charlie-kirk last month, and now Milo? The timeline really is healing!

[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

>The thing in my head is in the best place it could be, surgically speaking

I know what he meant but I feel like strictly speaking "the best place" surgically speaking for anything to be would be, not in the head.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Clout seeking "I have cancer" post is a new one to me.

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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Very weird to me to read posts like this. You asked god to bring you to see Jesus (presumably in heaven, literal perfection). You now think god is "punishing" you by giving you what you asked for. This whole post is whining about dying. Like bruh right there you said god is bringing you to see jesus, no? Go up, have fun! Go see jesus in heaven! That's exciting right? I know if I thought there was something better after this I'd be damn thrilled for god to take me there. But Milo is having doctors do everything they can so he can, what work more? He thinks god is calling him to heaven and he's just going to say no?

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They don't really believe it. I tend to think it's not even possible to really believe it. Everyone is excited to meet Jesus until they get a terminal diagnosis.

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[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

christian hypocrisy around death is one of several reasons my indoctrination didn't take

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

I hope he suffers for every second of his existence until his brain buzzer goes off

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wow I haven't heard of that loser in a long time and of course, lol and lmao even. (Also his twitter name is nero lol)

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

packwatch Gonna go ahead and get the pack

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

timmy-pray

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Lmao good

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I love the "god's favorite punishment is giving us what we asked for" like yeahhhhh go off about how god is a petty asshole

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Die bitch

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

My gut says I'll be fine

...but his brain says "AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHH, THE SECOND-WORST THING IN ME IS KILLING EVERYTHING ELSE!"

Slop.