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they would hate it at first but then it would be like "well at least the high-speed rail got built"
but at what cost? no hyperloop 😔
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Xi shouldn't have stopped at Berlin
(Berlin, Texas)
til Californians speak Mandarin, are on a border with China, and their citizens were being shelled by federal artillery for 10 years
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They trusted America
This analogy actually does the opposite of what they want it to, because if China was occupying the western US I expect they would have a good reason.
And at that point it would pretty much be over for the US, and if you wanted to preserve the government you'd have to negotiate while you still have a chance.
Amerikkkans (and Euros) do not understand this, because they never negotiate in good faith with anyone. They only understand guerrilla warfare (from the perspective of the side that does 20 years of occupation and war crimes before giving up and going home).
how do i sign up to live under occupation by china 
packing my cat and my stuff into my vehicle and driving west with a crude PRC flag spray painted onto the hood, sides, and tailgate
Hang on I'm gonna go learn how to defect in mandarin
Do you think march of the volunteers or without the comunist party there is no new china is better to learn as we defect to get the point across?
Screaming the lyrics to "Red Sun in the Sky" in broken Chinese as I slowly walk across the no man's land surrounding the Chinese fortified position with my hands up.
Chinese fortified position with my hands up.
that fortified position? a corn field
The Chinese soldiers, assuming I am simply a violent and unpredictable armed Amerikkkan patriot yearning for The Syrup, ventilate me in self-defense. 
Meiyou gongchandang jiu meiyou xin Zhongguo is simple and repeated enough so yeah.
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You mean California’s high speed rail is finished and the nazi savages are thrown into camps to civilize them?
How does the western US lose here?
Because its less populated than the eastern US so fewer people are liberated
If China actually did this i would expect the global western powers to have lost so much authority that yes Europe would probably be begging America to negotiate concessions
did New England get annexed by Canada?
I'm sure whatever the reason is, it made sense to the AI that generated the image.
Loving Washingtidaho and Wyomontana
Washingtidaho
The Libertarian Tech Freak Special Economic Zone
Wyomontana
Blackfeet/Crow/Shoshone/etc Autonomous Region
This example only works if that area occupied by China also happens to be majority Chinese.
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Betrayal
Starting up that stab-in-the-back narrative eh?
That's been a thing for some time now.
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Wait is this reality on the table? i think this sounds like a gread idea, my only issues ate the PRC hasnt gone far enough, and maybe Cuba should get Florida
Always trying to frame their childish temper tantrums at reality as being the "mature adults in the room." Ukraine has lost, Russia has won. The winner is the one who gets to decide terms in a peace agreement, not the loser, it sucks, but that is how war has worked since we invented the concept.
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Alright, that's a workable position! So all countries forced into deals with an occupying US or NATO force should revoke said deals, be afforded compensation, and then be allowed to eject/nationalise them out of their countries, right? Like half of Africa? Cuba? Middle East? 
I can't believe the evil Chinese would bring about the ominous states of Washdaho and Montaming. Truly treacherous.
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https://xcancel.com/gunnarisholm/status/1993215498478403865#m
I haven't looked at one of these sorts of reply cesspits in a while, and it's funny how there are still Ghost of Kiev types insisting that Ukraine's total victory is imminent. I'm just going to tell myself that those are bots.
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Damn, I wouldn't mind these borders.
First China will soak the continental USA in piss, then launch its ground invasion
First China will soak the continental USA in piss
we already have budweiser
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They trusted am*rica
they failed the first rule
never trust a yankkkee
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