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For context she's currently getting dragged on twitter for being weirdly racist about asian food wut

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[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Virgil's still on the pod. Virgil's been there sitting silently, but with a microphone plugged in for over 500 episodes.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is just a more extreme version of those Chapo episodes where Felix will suddenly ask a question after not saying anything for 45 minutes.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

He was too busy playing Counter Strike: Source in [current year] to engage in the conversation

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hot take but I personally find the way most westerners relate to Asian cooking kind of fetishistic. Trust Americans to reduce entire culinary cultures to a shopping list

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

western food is pretty annoying to make, you have to go to specialty stores to buy stuff like sundried tomatoes and parsley. how many days of the week would you want to eat western food anyway, like seriously could you eat standard western food like new orleans chicken wings, or white sauce italian noodles more than once per month? their food is not like normal people food

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Cohost? Hasn't it been like 5 years since he's been on?

[–] booty@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He never officially quit the pod as far as I'm aware. It's been a while but I'm pretty sure she implied that he completely ghosted her just like everyone else? So it wouldn't surprise me if she still thinks of him as the cohost and would let him seamlessly return if he wanted to lol

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

I've always assumed it was some sort of face-saving charade from Briahna. Just pretend like nothing happened, lalalalala

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

It kinda implies to me that he's still working on it in some capacity.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

He's always the cohost in her heart?

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Virgil's been on every single episode, he's just off camera nodding silently.

[–] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Fish sauce won't touch my kitchen. Soy sauce and all the other good stuff is invited. No, I won't eat if you prepare the food with fish sauce either.

I am vegan btw.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

you can make vegan fish sauce shroomjak

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

It doesn't even taste different really. Sauces are probably the easiest thing here, and making your own bespoke sauce really makes the dish pop

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[–] mickey@hexbear.net 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (29 children)

~~I don't think this is racist~~ this is just cooking ignorance. Playing Virgil's ethnicity as a trump card when he has been in the wind over allegations for years is wild, and I absolutely stan a messy queen.

Since apparently Asian ingredient discourse is a thing now (?), can anyone tell me what I need to get?
I have

  • rice vinegar
  • toasted sesame seed oil
  • sriracha
  • fish sauce
  • Everything But the Bagel seasoning used in place of sesame seeds

And I need to obtain

  • mirin rice seasoning
  • chili oil
[–] bigpharmasutra@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Everything But the Bagel seasoning used in place of sesame seeds"

I'm sorry, but this has to be a crime in some country in Asia.

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Shoot coward, you will only kill a man.

[–] bigpharmasutra@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A bagelman. If I shoot dead center it'll pass right through you!

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You solidarity Thomas Crooks

Not aiming center mass

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (4 children)

he might've aimed center and pulled it or not zeroed his scope right

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

It's Asian-NYC bagel shop fusion

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Red curry paste

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (5 children)

thats about it.

chinese holy trinity is ginger, garlic, and green onions.

maybe add

  • soy sauce
  • hoisin sauce

with all these sauces you can make a ton of chinese recipes or just experiment and make stuff you find good. asian cooking is a lot of that. taking what you got and making something you find tasty

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[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (8 children)

Dark and light soy, Shaoxing wine, chilli bean paste/doubanjiang, black rice vinegar, gochujang. I cook loads of asian food, its so good because most use very similar ingredients that are either shelf stable or will keep in the fridge for ages. Also i do a home made chilli oil which is a great staple to have in the cupboard.

[–] super_mario_420@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I have all of these except for shaoxing wine... My white whale. I've been looking in every local asian food store for it but I can't find it anywhere!!! Is it like an actual wine, or specifically a cooking thing? Alcohol laws are fairly strict here so they might not be allowed to sell it in regular stores...

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[–] Sam@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Tom Yum paste is pretty much the antithesis of that twitter arguement, you can literally throw it in water and make a fairly decent instant soup. Theres lots of actual dishes you can make with it but tbh my most common usage for it is just to improve some lazy ramen.

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[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Mirin, soy sauce, and Sake are the base of a Teriyaki sauce.

And those, plus a dashi (a stock made of kombu and Smoked/fermented fish flakes. Or shitake mushrooms instead of fish, if you're vegan) make up the base of a ton of Japanese dishes.

On the Chinese side of things, you can't go wrong with a chili crisp, or a Tobanjian

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[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I FUCKIN LOVE FISH SAUCE LONG LIVE GOLDEN BOY THE BEST FISH SAUCE AND IF ANYBODY TRIES TO INVADE MY HOME IT CAN DOUBLE AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I LIVE IN CANADA AND WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE ACTUAL WEAPONS lets-fucking-go

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

That baby has a man's face 'cause his parents spiked his milk bottle with fish sauce. I'm using that Red Boat out of Vietnam but would cop the Soviet fish sauce if I saw it. Big bonus points for having a logo that features your product's logo recursively to infinity.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Virgil mentioned...43 comments...and we're discussing what ingredients to have stocked oh cool. I thought there was a new struggle session.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There is a struggle session.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

All i see os people in fervent agreement about the importance of having a well stocked pantry

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But also a snuggle session

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[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's a bad assessment, but that doesn't make it "weirdly racist".

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I don't think it's really racist (beyond apparently not realizing that many of these ingredients are usually staples in their respective cuisines and she only needs to buy so many to cook one dish because it's the first one she's cooked, and it's not something specific to Asian food), but in the replies she categorizes any dish with a sauce as complicated so it's definitely ridiculous.

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[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah I don't know who any of these people are but she spoke to my experience as a manchild learning to cook in his twenties. There were lots of recipes where if I didn't have the staple already I'd be scared of it. The longer the list, the less likely I was to try it.

I'm a great cook now but I related to this exchange, and I really don't know who these people are so I can't defend any other of their takes.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

I always imagine Virgil lurking in the dark depths of Briahna's basement like the Phantom of the Podcast, awaiting the hour of return.

[–] homhom9000@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

I cook (east)Asian like food nearly twice a week because I love the flavor, I have a good amount of the sauces too but we don't need to act like this is typical. We don't expect people to eat Indian food every week, I think it's fine if someone doesn't have the ingredients and doesn't know what to do with it and doesn't have a taste for it.

Not me though, I can eat Indian food 8 times out of the week, no breaks.

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

Socdems be doing socdem shit

[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 5 days ago

I love how messy this is. What a queen

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

The only thing that's close to "weirdly racist" is saying she wouldn't have it more than once a week. The rest is just unfamiliarity and maybe a skill issue.

The glamorous Asian dishes tend to have a longer ingredient list that does not overlap as much with a typical American pantry.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm not in on the deep lore here. Hexbear Archivists, what do the tomes say?

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

After departing Chapo Trap House, where he was one of the original hosts, Virgil Texas went on to co-host the Bad Faith podcast with Briahna Joy Gray (who herself was press secretary for the Bernie Sanders campaign). After allegations that Virgil had groomed a teenager via DMs surfaced on Twitter, he vanished from the face of the earth and was never heard from again. Nobody has ever addressed it, and he's still technically a co-host of Bad Faith, despite having done like two episodes and then disappearing. Chapo also never addressed any of it, but announced his departure via a written statement that was very polite and boilerplate, then never spoke his name again. It was all very weird, and the allegations were never resolved as far as I know.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

where he was one of the original hosts

He was not, he was a guest they made a full partner. The original dry boys are Matt, Will and Felix

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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Adam Friedland made a reference to it, saying Stormy Daniels doesn't have the fame of Alexis Texas, mother of a former co-host of Chapo.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't understand people telling her that White People tacos aren't a thing, and that nobody puts black olives in their tacos. Refried beans and black olives in tacos is something I've had family, friends, and family friends do for literal decades. We didn't call it White People tacos, but they definitely weren't anything like original tacos.

Her takes are a little weird, but I think Twitter has wildly blown it out of proportion. The original thing was mostly just her saying she barely seasons her food. A lot of people have put words in her mouth too, like "high end". I don't think any of this Twitter drama matters, at all. It's been going on for days.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

New people also keep showing up to the argument, and so they miss all of the context, and do things like criticize things she didn't say, or give criticisms that she already addressed.

Like one of her very first food posts that started this long chain was recommending making rice in a cheap rice cooker.

virgil-bb Don’t mess with a D.Va main

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