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Faycal Manz arrived in New York City ready for fun. A tourist from Schemmerhofen, a town in southern Germany, he booked a hotel room in Times Square, a neighborhood that appeals to many fun-seeking tourists. And he planned to visit the U.S. Open, an event that pretty much everyone enjoys.

But the trip, by any measure, was a fiasco.

The harms Mr. Manz experienced during his short stay in August 2024 were numerous and varied, he would later write. He became nauseated and developed diarrhea and blisters on his tongue after taking a single bite of a taco. And he was ignored and discriminated against as a German, causing him such emotional trauma that he sought the care of a psychotherapist. When he returned to Germany, Mr. Manz filed three lawsuits — including two in federal court — related to his six-day trip.

The defendants included the New York Police Department, Walmart and a chain of taco restaurants. Mr. Manz demanded $20.1 million in damages.

All the defendants described Mr. Manz’s claims as unfounded, and asked for the lawsuits to be dismissed. The judges agreed. Responding to one suit, in which Mr. Manz sued Walmart for discrimination because he was unable to connect his German cellphone to a store’s Wi-Fi network, a federal judge ruled that Mr. Manz “could have obtained a U.S. mobile number to access Walmart’s Wi-Fi services at any time.”

Mr. Manz, an engineer and a part-time law student, filed all three suits without legal representation. He did not respond to an email seeking comment. His lawsuits were first reported by Gothamist.

Schemmerhofen is a hilly town of about 8,800 people 60 miles southeast of Stuttgart. Locals seeking international flavor in Schemmerhofen might try Canucks Braukunst, a Canadian-themed brewery known for its pulled-pork hamburgers, according to a food review website.

When Mr. Manz arrived in New York in 2024, he was excited to try something new. He walked into the Times Square outpost of Los Tacos No. 1 on 43rd Street and ordered three tacos.

“Because this taco experience was too special for me, I made several pictures and videos of the received food,” he would later write.

He poured salsa onto the tacos, and began to eat. This did not go well.

“My tongue and mouth were burning immediately,” Mr. Manz wrote, and “my Apple Watch registered at this time a higher pulse.”

His symptoms worsened to include gastrointestinal and emotional distress, he said. In a lawsuit he later filed in federal court in the Southern District of New York, Mr. Manz described the restaurant’s liability as a “failure to warn” customers of its hot salsa. He sought relief in the form of $100,000.

Los Tacos No. 1, which operates 10 restaurants in Manhattan, did not respond to a request for comment. In court documents, the company said that any discomfort Mr. Manz experienced was caused by his “own culpable conduct, carelessness, recklessness and negligence.”

Judge Dale E. Ho ruled against Mr. Manz, finding that he had “failed to state a claim that Los Tacos negligently served excessively spicy salsa.”

After the taco debacle, Mr. Manz spent four days in the United States without known incident. Then, at 5:30 p.m. on Aug. 29, he tried to use his phone inside the Walmart Supercenter in Secaucus, N.J.

He failed. This was a bummer of extreme proportions.

“The incident caused a big emotional negative impact,” Mr. Manz later wrote in his lawsuit, causing flashbacks to acts of discrimination he had suffered in school and at work, he wrote.

Mr. Manz sued Walmart for $10 million. Responding to a request for comment, a spokeswoman referred to Walmart’s Wi-Fi policy, which states that the company is not responsible for service interruptions.

Walmart filed a motion to dismiss the suit, and a federal judge in New Jersey agreed, arguing in part that a person with a German phone is not a member of a protected class under the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Hours after the Wi-Fi imbroglio, Mr. Manz found himself in further distress. At 8 p.m., he later said, he saw two men assaulting a homeless person near Times Square. Mr. Manz called 911 and described his location, he said, but the dispatcher required a street address, which Mr. Manz had trouble finding. Police officers eventually arrived, Mr. Manz said, but they refused to take his statement or investigate because the assailants had fled.

The officers’ disregard gave him “insomnia and intrusive flashbacks,” Mr. Manz would write, and his doctor “diagnosed him with psychosomatic and post-traumatic symptoms.”

Again, he sought $10 million in damages. Again the defendant said that the only person responsible for Mr. Manz’s suffering was Mr. Manz. He “knew or should have known in the exercise of due/reasonable care of the risks and dangers” involved, the Police Department said in a court response. This week, Mr. Manz dropped his lawsuit.

Despite the litigious fruits of his time in America, Mr. Manz said in the suits that he really did try to have fun here. Unfortunately, his painful salsa experience caused a loss “of enjoyment during my very short trip.”

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[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"oof der taco ist too spiceee!"

[–] huf@hexbear.net 53 points 1 week ago

to his extreme surprise, it was not full of mayo that had once been played a tape of someone telling a story about a single flake of black pepper

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 69 points 1 week ago (3 children)

police-induced trauma, a cell phone randomly not working, and some surprise diarrhea is kind the set list for visiting the US.

this is like going to disney and suing them for not calling pest control on mickey mouse.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

calling pest control on mickey mouse

This would be a good bit though

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

I always hear new yorker's saying they got the biggest rats.

Buddy, I lived in Florida. I drove by power poles with a ceratin rodent's shape sculpted into it. Entire families worship this fierce mammal just to appease it. It controls near all central Florida. Your mice are nothing compared to Mr. Mouse.

When the revolution comes, we gotta hire every pest control specialist left to build a comically large mouse trap.

Can I get this as a new header for the website?

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

surprise diarrhea

putting the germ in german kelly

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He poured salsa onto the tacos, and began to eat. This did not go well.

“My tongue and mouth were burning immediately,” Mr. Manz wrote, and “my Apple Watch registered at this time a higher pulse.”

10/10, no notes

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

making a german taste a flavor should be considered a war crime. look how ghastly otto braun looked after eating one red pepper:

[–] da_gay_pussy_eatah@hexbear.net 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think this is just a guy making the most out of his vacation in the US, good for him honestly

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Nothing more American than participating in the social security legal system. Everyone knows they won't win the lottery, but God willing you'll get clobbered by a city bus.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 week ago
[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

unlimited spurious lawsuits on yankkkee businesses and their goons qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

it's an deeply unsettled heap which grain to critically support between the delicate deutschenkonstitution undermining a tiimes square taco joint haram and a times square taco joint assaulting european tourists haram tounges. we must ponder this thinking-about-it

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

I welcome the spurious lawsuits but I’m going to draw the line at Europeon not being able to handle more than a bite of a taco without getting chronic diarrea.

No doubt about what this German’s gradpops was up to in the 30’s

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fecal mans

Scammer haven

Daily hoe

...this is a bit, right?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was literally about to say this

You cannot tell me a man named Faycal got diarrhea and not expect me to laugh!

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nominative determinism if true

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, poop is funny regardless, but this feels like a bad SNL sketch

AI slop trained on sub-Babylon Bee-level "satirical" fake news from the late 80s and passed off as an NYT column

Locals seeking international flavor in Schemmerhofen might try Canucks Braukunst, a Canadian-themed brewery known for its pulled-pork hamburgers, according to a food review website.

lmao i am willing to hand it to the nyt on this particular occasion

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

mein Bruder in Christus, you put the salsa on there

I read blisters on the tongue and was like wtf wow did they spill something in the tacos? Bleach? It then goes on to describe him eating a spicy salsa

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Dude would die if he ate a taco anywhere in the southwest or Mexico damn 😳

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What? He played the Murican Game!

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

it's just a numbers game really, sooner or later you'll hit on a frivolous lawsuit that pays off!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A strong gust of wind would kill this man. Wow, for being the "master race" these crackers sure are brittle.

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

If Mexico had joined WWII on the side of the Allies, the war would've been over in a week. The downside being that spicy salsa might end up classified as a chemical weapon.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mr. Manz, an engineer and a part-time law student, filed all three suits without legal representation. He did not respond to an email seeking comment. His lawsuits were first reported by Gothamist.

brace-dark-cowboy I found a photo of the German tourist on his way to talk to the judge.

[–] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Societal atomisation has been disastrous for the german race

[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

this guy sounds like a lot of fun

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

The defendants included the New York Police Department, Walmart and a chain of taco restaurants.

first good german?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

lol I had a pretty shit time in america due to my own poor choices too.

and coincidentally, I also marg bar amrika.

maybe this guy's alright.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

based, food is the key to anti-imperialist action

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

I bet this guy is fun at parties

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

Also, another meme for this compoface wanker

This is what I think of your complaints

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

this rules and i hope he also wins this is simultaneously the most german AND american thing ever

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ehh the burns from the food seem like a pretty reasonable case to me, McDonalds has been fucked over in Europe numerous times by coffee machines that have their temperature set too high burning people without warning.

The rest? Yeah he's pushing it lol

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i think the difference is that it's reasonable to expect that a taco chain will give you spicy salsa, and maybe less reasonable to expect that a cup of coffee will fuse your genitals shut. i've had people argue with me that it's actually completely reasonable to give someone a cup of boiling coffee though so maybe the only thing that really matters is the class position of everyone involved.

[–] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I expect a shitty chain’s salsa to usually be chopped onions floating in tomato water.

well i said that it's reasonable, not that it's common

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Chana@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Someone has to be the epitome of honkey

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Judge Dale E. Ho

Wanting to name your kid after your favorite brand of rolling papers but avoiding copyright infringement