This guy is a 
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Not only is Schneider well known for being extremely divorced, hes also involved in a bourbon scam https://www.tearsoftheleft.com/
I think it's very nice of them to not restrict accessing this to residential block IP addresses.
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Probably not what people want to hear but re-enacting the draft would be a surefire way to weaken the US military. Without the draft, the US military has formed a uniform ideology. It's mostly hogs and imperialists who choose to enlist.
If unwilling participants were forced to enlist, it would weaken the whole structure. Especially with how unpopular the US-Israel-Iran was is. If libs started getting drafted, they might start doing some actual resistance, not just like funny sign parade.
I agree 100% except I think its a good idea.
Yeah... and the possibility of revolution becomes infinitely more likely if there's military support
I hope they do it then. There is also the benefit of seeing the most dedicated imperialist foot-soldiers die before the draftees, thinning out the more dedicated fascists would be a net positive too.
This guy came into whole foods when I was working there and my co-workers were losing their shit like "oh my god I can't believe Rob Schneider is here I'm gonna get his autograph!"
He came to my section and just looked like a tiny little frail guy. I made eye contact with him and he looked as if he was going to ask me a question and I walked to the back and went to the bathroom and just sat on my phone for 20 mins.
The point of this story is that this dude could be bodied by anybody here regardless of your size and/or able-bodiedness. You would absolutely pretzel wrap this motherfucker. Don't let some little dude that wears a raincoat indoors and a matching fishing cap tell you to die for isr*el
If you'd accidentally pulled say a whole lot of stuff off the stop shelf and it landed on him that would've been a traumatic event for you too.
Saying this dude is washed implies he ever had the juice.
I've avoided most of the crap he's ever been in [and Sandler's too] and my life has been better for it.
remind me who that guy is
a stapler
OH MY GAWD its Amy Klobuchar from outside the ring and she's throwing Schneiders!
Oh shit, is that the dad from the hit children's tv show "Chip Chilla"?
🎵And I'll proudly stand up, force you to fight while I'm 7,200 miles away
'cause there ain't no doubt, I love dead "kids", Moloch bless the USAAA🎵
damn you got those pipes warmed up today huh
They don't call 
the musical fruit for nothing
Rob Schneider is... a fascist loser! Dum dee dum dee doo. Coming this summer!
People saying this shit never have any skin in the game.
MFW I wish Rob Schneider didn't have any skin, in the game or otherwise
I have always said. If someone who thinks we should be in a war is not on the front lines? They are full of shit. Like there are thousands of other reasons, issues, etc. But still, it pisses me off. Probably cause it's some peak coward shit.
'The Ghost Of Tehran' but he's a literal ghost
Washed
The book of isiah commands us to beat our schneiders into plowshares.
I'd settle for beating our schneiders.
Quick! Listen! The most washed man in history has a take!
Can we drop Rob Scneider on Iran?
No country on earth deserves such a fate
I'm pretty sure we can find an altitude that works for everyone
I can think of one actually
:isntrael:
Except this time it's Rob Schneider dropped on Tel Aviv
I only know this person from a Last Week Tonight segment many years ago:
"Rob Schneider doing an impromptu rendition of his famous character: The Annoying Guy Who Is Wrong"
No, doing the draft is a good idea. A job guarante plus sending everyone to isreal with guns will infact make the world better rapidly
Who in the world asked for his opinion?
Saying increasingly deranged shit is the only way people remember he exists.
Took me a couple minutes of scratching my head to remember who the fuck this guy this. He was in the Grown Ups duology right?
He's a guy who got typecast as an annoying dweeb who says wacky catchphrase. Also he stopped having a career after Adam Sandler stopped putting him in movies as a 5 second cameo.
Rob Schneider is... the draftee
Who?
In the Army Now 2 : prankster in persia
You just reminded me of his brownface character in Grandma's Boy
You forgot smoking lamp
Rob Schneider talking like he’s hard while singing sensitive love ballads. Nothing wrong with that but just embrace who you are.