What the fuck

No, seriously. What the fuck?
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What the fuck

No, seriously. What the fuck?
I got that too.
Sorry comrades, I will escort myself to the pit.


im sorry but its for your own good
PSA: if you exhibit AuDHD symptoms, libs think you are literally 
Lol that's what I got too, like, I was expecting some other nazi or a communist, but I got the fuhrer himself, like?? It's just funny to think about, like most personality tests using people as archetypes.



Same wtaf
Wait I want to see more of the warnings please this is hilarious

I fucking KNEW I was the one true leftist on this site. I'm in the aura farming business, and business is BOOMING.


Mussolini, I tried a second time because I wasn’t happy with my answers and result but then I was even closer to mussolini
This makes me wanna die
Haha yea me too

uhhhh
kind of a bad look 

I got the Stalin prize

I'm starting to think Lenin, Stalin, and Mao aren't actually in the prize pool and this was made to fuck with us
I got Gaddafi.
『you are extravagantly and unashamedly quirky, prizing experiences and conversations that are out of the ordinary. You are lively and free-spirited - maybe a little too free-spirited - and won't be trapped and suffocated by anything. You find conformity stifling in every sense, whether it be regular everyday 9-5 routines, mainstream fashion, or rigorous academic requirements of intellectual consistency. By all means keep doing your own thing, but realize that a greater awareness of practical concerns may benefit both yourself and those around you.』
TWINSIEEEEES 💅

At no point did it ask if I would stop in Berlin, I'm beginning to think Stalin isn't even an option. 

putting "I'm reliable, like Karl Doenitz" into my grindr profile
i got him too, sorry guys i failed the revolution by being far more interested in trains than violent overthrow of the government 
methods that may have been untried for a reason?
OH MY GLOB, SHUT THE FUCK THE FUCK UP
Quirky Chungus Murder Man Astrology run amok!
I got Hess 
Im Albert Speer
Minister of Armaments in Nazi Germany "One seldom recognizes the devil when he is putting his hand on your shoulder."
Uh uh

I got Goebbels 😭😭😭
quirk chungus gaddafi
did this before and got bin Laden
same as now:
Like Osama Bin Laden, you are mild-mannered, soft-spoken, and courteous in dealing with people, but you believe so strongly in your own ideas that you can become downright fanatical at times. It is not that you want to push your ideas through at the expense of others. Your conviction is charismatic and so you have the power to inspire others to pursue your goals. Use it wisely!
Why are you all Bin Laden lmao what is going on at Hexbear?

We're the remnants of the Afghan republic, obviously.
It's Gaddafi all the way down

None of those axes have to do with violence.
Yeah, but by believing in things you open yourself up to trying to change the world, and that is the most dangerous thing ever for centrist libs.
Lmao I had a history professor say almost exactly this. To be fair he was referring to "utopian ideologies" but I don't think he was using it in the Marxist sense.