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I got quirked up Gaddafi...what the fuck?

This free online 45-question personality test will allow you to compare yourself with the personalities of 20 murderous dictators and terrorists, using a hybrid of the scientific "Big Five" measure of personality and the cognitive theories of C.G. Jung. Furthermore, this test will also match your personality scores with peer-reviewed university studies.

Dio Mios, Jung and the "Big Five". So you know every other question was "Logic or empathy, you can only be either/or because it's never logical to be kind, no sir!"

The 20 murderous villains are: Heinrich Himmler, Joseph Goebbels, Hermann Goering, Adolf Hitler, Albert Speer, Karl Doenitz, Rudolf Hess, Joachim von Ribbentrop, Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Lenin, Mao Zedong, Che Guevara, Ulrike Meinhof, Osama bin Laden, Ruhollah Khomeini, Saddam Hussein, Benito Mussolini, Idi Amin, and Muammar Gaddafi.

PUTIN SPOTTED! The only way this could be more liberal is if they put one of the Kims, Xi or Voldermort in there

Putting this in main because where the hell else would you put this trash?

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[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What the fuck

No, seriously. What the fuck?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got that too.

Sorry comrades, I will escort myself to the pit.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

prisoner-chained how-compelling-flipped

im sorry but its for your own good

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

PSA: if you exhibit AuDHD symptoms, libs think you are literally i-am-adolf-hitler

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Lol that's what I got too, like, I was expecting some other nazi or a communist, but I got the fuhrer himself, like?? It's just funny to think about, like most personality tests using people as archetypes.

[–] kalabaza@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait I want to see more of the warnings please this is hilarious

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

![Words of Warning

Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:

Disregarded the injunctions of friends and loved ones who tried to advise you against a decision in which they had a stake because you felt they did not see the comprehensive, underlying truth of the problem like you did?
Used your personal magnetism and charm to play favorites among the people in your life, keeping them in a position where each wanted to exceed the other in order to please you?
Trusted in premonitions and compelling mental images in situations where hard numbers might have served you better?
Refused a prudent compromise to the detriment of everyone involved because it went against the gist of your overall vision?
Used your empathic understanding to selectively edit your message and alter your demeanor so that people were led to believe that you were in agreement with them and shared their sentiments when you really didn't?](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/0c7eab6f-b644-448a-aad8-34ffa7c14d5d.png)
[–] Moss@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I fucking KNEW I was the one true leftist on this site. I'm in the aura farming business, and business is BOOMING.

KNEW

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Mussolini, I tried a second time because I wasn’t happy with my answers and result but then I was even closer to mussolini

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Haha yea me too

[–] soyaEnjoyer@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

kind of a bad look doggirl-smart

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got Che. Based on the graph im his level headed older brother

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[–] Wisp@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I'm starting to think Lenin, Stalin, and Mao aren't actually in the prize pool and this was made to fuck with us

[–] guolai@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got Gaddafi.

『you are extravagantly and unashamedly quirky, prizing experiences and conversations that are out of the ordinary. You are lively and free-spirited - maybe a little too free-spirited - and won't be trapped and suffocated by anything. You find conformity stifling in every sense, whether it be regular everyday 9-5 routines, mainstream fashion, or rigorous academic requirements of intellectual consistency. By all means keep doing your own thing, but realize that a greater awareness of practical concerns may benefit both yourself and those around you.』

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

TWINSIEEEEES 💅

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

At no point did it ask if I would stop in Berlin, I'm beginning to think Stalin isn't even an option. catgirl-cry

[–] Mutalisk@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

putting "I'm reliable, like Karl Doenitz" into my grindr profile

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i got him too, sorry guys i failed the revolution by being far more interested in trains than violent overthrow of the government trans-sad

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

methods that may have been untried for a reason?

OH MY GLOB, SHUT THE FUCK THE FUCK UP

Quirky Chungus Murder Man Astrology run amok!

[–] pissbabymaggie@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago
[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Im Albert Speer

Minister of Armaments in Nazi Germany "One seldom recognizes the devil when he is putting his hand on your shoulder."

Uh uh

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

High ranking Nazis on my Hexbear ? Its more likely than you think

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[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I got Goebbels 😭😭😭

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

quirk chungus gaddafi

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

did this before and got bin Laden

same as now:

Like Osama Bin Laden, you are mild-mannered, soft-spoken, and courteous in dealing with people, but you believe so strongly in your own ideas that you can become downright fanatical at times. It is not that you want to push your ideas through at the expense of others. Your conviction is charismatic and so you have the power to inspire others to pursue your goals. Use it wisely!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why are you all Bin Laden lmao what is going on at Hexbear?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

We're the remnants of the Afghan republic, obviously.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's Gaddafi all the way down

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

None of those axes have to do with violence.

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, but by believing in things you open yourself up to trying to change the world, and that is the most dangerous thing ever for centrist libs.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Lmao I had a history professor say almost exactly this. To be fair he was referring to "utopian ideologies" but I don't think he was using it in the Marxist sense.

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