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I can’t get any archive sites to work so careful clicking on this, but here is the source: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/cpafrancsewe_finance-investmentstrategy-riskmanagement-activity-7468202393348898816-Vvjt
oh so when a chimp spreads her legs and bangs a bunch of guys its "diversifying her portfolio" BYT WHEN I DO IT
then all the male chimps ask chimp HR for paternity leave at the same time, which is how they end up accidentally unionizing their banana peeling factory
I should make a bot that does nothing but make satire of these posts. I wonder how long they would take to catch on to me?
You could make a fun quiz. Fun biology fact, or weird business advise
i would have concluded that a good retirement strategy is to bang a lot of chimps. every chimp i could find and charm.
im not good at metaphors.
I'm no "anthro-polo-jism" but I bet this is how many human communities worked until agriculture slowly fucked everything up by eventually leading to the idea of land ownership which led to the idea of inheritance.
What's that? Return to monke you say? 
Ok maybe not, agriculture is pretty sick. But communal parenting is still good, we should do that
this reminded me of the Mosuo people in Yunnan who do practice agriculture, but are matrilineal. Kids are rasied by their mothers and her siblings, and apparently it's not that important who the father is (though they usually know who, I guess).
This is the Terence McKenna model: everyone would get really high and bone each other, the prospect of "guarding" a woman was not worth it to a man as much as just having other partners, and the resulting paternity uncertainty (but also considerable likelihood) meant that all the men would be invested in raising all the children, and the community stays together that way.
Meanwhile it's been demonstrated that women will readily band together to help raise each other's children, with or without any prospect of genetic relatedness.
everyone would get really high
why was it always "everyone got really high" with that guy
But how will the chimps develop patriarchal society this way?
All that to say diversify your bonds. ‘You know when monke get fucked….’
wu tang taught me that like 20 years ago
Agree?
Looks like the male chimp is malding
Didn't Plato want to do something similar? Giving a shit about paternity has caused a lot of 'issues'