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No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Hexbear cowboy content guide; please adjust your posting habits accordingly:
| Comm | Subject Matter |
|---|---|
| !gardening@hexbear.net | Rootin' |
| !badposting@hexbear.net | Tootin' |
| !guns@hexbear.net | Shootin' |
| !chapotraphouse@hexbear.net | Being kind |
| !pets@hexbear.net | Varmints |
| !news@hexbear.net | Putin |
| !science@hexbear.net | Newton |
| !finance@hexbear.net | Lootin' |
| !music@hexbear.net | Victor Wooten |
GOOD post
Hexbear would attract a LOT more catboy users if we spoke to that community by being entirely catboy-themed
Not enough cats on here
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Do we not already???
Or hear me out hexbear would attract more transfems by being catgirl themed :3
Ni hao-dy laoban
That's the solution! add :kitty-smile-texas:
Kitti when you mess with texas.
Oh give me a locus where the gravitons focus, where the three-body problem is solved, where the microwaves play down at 3 degrees K, and the cold virus never evolved.
Home, home on Lagrange. Where the space debris always collects. We possess, so it seems, two of man's greatest dreams: Solar power and zero-g sex.
Any cowboy scientists out there will appreciate that. A LOT more cowboys would use /c/science if posts resembled this.
Scientist cowboys are an important demographic for hexbear, and one that has been woefully under-served.
I say that's a mighty fine spherical pig you got there, pardner. Y'all could model all sorts of simulations with that thang 
It ain't right what they done did by picking a hexagonal animal for a mascot , leaves us physics boys feeling mighty unwelcome.
Unfortunately, you also get a lot of crossover with ZZ Top fans, or as they call them up in Canada, Zed-Zed Top.
Easy there, I ain’t rustling no steer 
By God thats a cool skeleton
It's pride month, have you kissed your pardner today?
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white pardner, so long as it catches mice it's fine by me!
And at a rodeo in Simonton, thirty-seven miles west of the city, Orville Schell reported, “Surrounded by his aides, ministers, and interpreters, pumping hands like a small-town pol, Deng . . . approaches the rail . . . a young girl on horseback gallops up and presents him with a ten-gallon hat. . . . The whistling, cheering crowd watches with delight as Deng theatrically dons his new hat.
It always amazes me that cowboy deng is real and not just a meme
Me and my pappy and his pappy didn't cheer for the Green Bay Packers all these years for this site to turn into no damn Dallas Cowboy fan forum
Have we tried ringing a chow bell?
The ppb trough.
I thought we already settled on being entirely liberal-themed and I don't see us doing both at the same time
Being liberal-themed attracts liberals, but it doesn't speak to the heart of what it means to be a cowboy. Where are the horse posts in /c/urbanism? Cowboys have no incentive to choose us over Lemmy.world.
Listen here, partner. I've seen a lot of bull hockey in my day...
This ain't horse apples. This here's theory.
I graduated from OK state. You don't want it lol
...depends on whether you're talking actual cowboys or just folks who identify as cowboy...
actual cowboys
in shambles rn
Aka the all hat and no cattle folk
I agree we lost track of 
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We need some bears to embrace some deep ops and wrangle them chuds so we can dunk again. 
What if Hexbear had a COINTELPRO rival instance called Pentbear?
There is a secret utra instance called Septabear 
Well it's not actually secret, i'm the only user, but i can't risk letting revisionists and opportunists in.
Unfortunately, Septabear membership disqualifies you from entry into the ∆8-Hexbeariol site where I give everyone free edibles and we watch the extended versions of the Lord of the Rings movies.
Yeeehawwxbear
I say I say that is a mighty fine do-main name ye got there.
Giddyapbsbear gon git you varmintsbear
We at hexbear love our horse-boys
We do have a lot of MLP nights...
Well I am here and my whole wardrobe is highly cowboy coded. I own three cowboy hats and multiple long coats, one tailored three button waste coat and three pairs of boots. All I am missing is a colt single action army and inshallah one day I shall own one.
Basically trying to complete my full set of Tombstone cosplay.
Can Australians be stockmen instead? Gotta do my best Man from Snowy River impression
Hexbear already has cowboy pronoun options, which are good enough for me.