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I think it's really cool messaging that a car comes with a complimentary beer
the pairing is second to none
Like who gives a shit what cars you have you absolute nerd 
How is this a real dude and not a character we made up to laugh at?
Twitter's primary function is finding and inventing new types of guys.
2024 BMW X7
so I looked it up and apparently US manufacturers are allowed to put the 2024 model year on anything sold starting 2 january 2023
normal country things
counterpoint it is very fun booing teslas or pretending to have not heard of them to tesla bros
"Oh is that like a Prius?"
Well the newest one does look a lot less like the older Prius models
its his entire personality, let him be lmao
Real Estate "Investor"
forced himself to drink it? classic beer mentality
If he wasn't a fascist I'd say critical support to Elon for fleecing techbros.
Look if someone bought "Tesla Cyberbeer" they deserve whatever happens to them.
for $75...
take this as a life lesson dude
Aren't aluminium bottle caps, like cans, supposed to have a clear plastic coating on them to prevent the metal from corroding and reacting with the drink? Did they forget to make the caps with that stuff on them or something?
They did, but with .03 micron tolerances
It's usually only on the inside/bottom of the cap, the part where the drink actually touches the cap
Aluminum also doesn't rust IIRC so idk what's going on here.
Beer bottle caps are steel usually - looks like they contracted out a batch of beers and let them sit in bad conditions - also they used a clear bottle which means the beer develops a bunch of off-flavors bc of the light hitting it.
Didn't even call it "Cybeer"
SO FUCKING OBVIOUS!
hehe, gottem
Trump's going to come after Elon for stealing his shtick.
Elon is just if Trump wasn't funny
$75 beer should come with bottle service. 
ability to grift his base is 
level
Do you also think "Tesla John" is somewhat cringe?
Sounds like he cruises for sex workers in his Model Y.
"why did you drink it?"
because that's the purpose of it????? it's a beverage for consumption??? elon can't do anything right, he can't even make a beer that is drinkable.
I interpreted it as why would you drink a beer that was in a comprised container and tasted weird.
I mean it's alcohol, idk how bad it can really be even in a compromised container.
If you’ve ever heard someone talk about a beer being skunked, they’re referring to it having gone bad. Happens more easily than you’d think and especially with beer, where the Abv isn’t really high
Skunked beer is from oxidation of hop compounds, not biological spoilage. Beer can be contaminated with undesirable microbes but the dangerous ones can't grow in the low pH and alcoholic (even when it's low abv) environment.
Forcing yourself to finish what wound up being a terrible investment is incredibly relatable, ngl. Though if it's a bad beer I'd just cook some brats in it, if anything.
It's called sunk cost, I suppose...
Elon said that the Cybertruck is watertight enough to be a small boat. First person to test that is gonna have a real sunk cost on their hands.
Talaga?! Welp, their funeral...
They also lost the chance to call it cybeer. Disappointment in so many levels.
Lmao you gotta respect elon's grift
Idk grifting when you're born into riches just seems overkill. I respect it when you're born poor and you get rich grifting, but Elon couldve done nothing in his entire life and still been rich
as a beer enjoyer, i need to find someone dumb enough to get me a cyberbeer. it sounds truly awful
Hey at least it didn't combust unlike some other tesla products.
What is rust if not a slow combustion
Wait.. They give away alcohol with their vehicle that is illegal to drive when under the influence of alcohol?
Geniuses.
looking into it
Better than C++ bottle caps at least.
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